Author's Note: Hi everyone, this is my first fic so go easy on me and no flames please!

"Ouch, Harry, Ginny!" Ron groaned as he tripped over his best friend and fell onto his little sister.

Ginny let out a squeal of laughter and helped Ron up.

"Ha, ha, ha, that was so funny I forgot to laugh." Ron said sarcastically.

"We're really sorry, Ron!" Ginny giggled, "But you did look hilarious when you fell down the stairs!"

"Ickle Ronniekins fell down the stairs?" The trio heard a voice say maliciously.

"Oh shit." Ron grumbled as two identical looking redheads grinned broadly down at him.

"So…" Fred, one of the twins, sat down on one of the steps, "What was so interesting that you tripped down all the stairs for it?"

"Well, I…um…well, thought, um…Hermione…was…um, well… here." Ron mumbled.

"Ah, yes, the famous Hermione Granger." George, the other of the twins, shook his head, "Such a shame she went for McLaggen last year, isn't it?"

"How did you know about that?" Harry looked surprised.

"We know all." Fred winked at Harry.

"Ron's been talking about it all summer!" Ginny threw her arms up in the air, "For goodness sake Ron, she gave up on him!"

"Yeah, whatever." Ron's neck and ears turned pink.

"You've got a thing for her, haven't you?" Harry grinned at his flustered friend.

"No, like anybody could have a thing for…" Ron began when he was cut off by a bossy voice saying, "Yes, like anybody could have a thing for whom?"

"No one." Ron squeaked.

It was Hermione.

She had definitely grown up during the summer holidays because even Fred and George were goggling.

Her legs were long, her waist tiny, her hips big and she looked amazing.

"Ha, ha! Stunned you all, huh! Ginny looks good too." Hermione blushed a little.

"Wow, hey, wanna' go out with me?" Fred winked at her slyly.

"No!" Hermione laughed, "You big sucker!"

"Aw man!" Fred pouted, "I would have made it fun for you, you know!"

"Dream on." Hermione gave him a death glare.

"Humph." Fred stuck his nose in the air, "I'm terribly hurt."

"You're terribly hurt, my ass!" Hermione pointed to her butt.

"Your ass, huh?" Fred batted his eyelashes and looked at her butt maliciously.

"Shut up and get your mind out of the gutter." Hermione said scathingly.

George let out a low whistle, "Wow, Hermione got a new look and a new attitude!"

"Prat." Hermione stuck her tongue out at George.

"Hermione dear, do you want to help me set the table?" Mrs. Weasley's voice rang out within the house.

"Yes Mrs. Weasley!" Hermione replied sweetly before quickly flashing the guys and heading off.

"Ron, I think I just saw a fly go in your mouth." Ginny scowled, "You've never seen boobs before, have you?"

Ron's ears and neck tinged pink once again and Fred and George exchanged glances knowingly.

"Why d'you suppose she did that?" Harry asked.

"To scare the shit out of Ron and give pleasure to the rest of us." Fred replied.

"Yeah, right." Ron snorted, "She didn't scare the shit out of me!"

"Like real." Fred chortled, before mocking Ron, "Aahhh! I just saw Hermione's boobs! AAHHH! My shit is coming out! HELP!"

"Shut up." Ron grunted.

"Will you guys, like, drop the subject already!" Ginny whined, "I don't want Harry to be thinking of another girls boobs!"

"The question is, has he ever seen your boobs?" Fred asked.

"Ew, Fred, you are such a pervert!" Ginny screeched angrily but both Harry and her instantly blushed.

"Gross." Ron rolled his eyes.

"Guys, dinner is ready!" Hermione chirped.

The gang rushed into the dining room and waited eagerly for their soup to be set before them.

Hermione took a seat beside Fred and smirked at him just like Malfoy usually smirked at Harry and Ron.

"Hey, that was Malfoy's smirk!" Fred looked shocked, "How did you do that?"

"I just can." Hermione smirked again and Fred shivered, "You're creepy!"

"Am not!" Hermione shot back.

"Aw, quit it you guys before you both end up crying." Harry rolled his eyes.

"Will not." Hermione protested and sat with her arms crossed across her chest.

"You don't have to hide it Herms, we already saw all that just now." George sniggered.

"Shut it." Hermione said warningly.

"Kids!" Arthur Weasley burst through the front door, "I have news!"

"What is it daddy?" Ginny asked eagerly, her finger drawing circles on Harry's thigh.

"No school." Mr. Weasley frowned, "They're shutting it down for one year!"

"No Hogwarts for a year?" Hermione looked worried, "How are we going to learn anything?"

"As soon as we get the book lists we'll go buy the books." Mr. Weasley said firmly, "They're sending the book lists out anyway to those who want to get home schooled."

"And I thought we'd escape school." Ron sighed.

"Ronald Weasley, what makes you think that?" Mrs. Weasley said sternly, "Come on, everybody eat up then off to bed with you!"