Author's Note: Suggested - put on "Light 'em up" by Fall Out Boy on tab, and pause it. Then I will tell you when to turn it on.

Summary: Natsu's off to rescue Lucy from boredom.

Pairings: Nalu; Gray/Gajeel Friendship; Bickslow/Freed/Laxus worship; Mira/Erza rivalry;

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"And therefore, as student council president… I proclaim strawberry cake as an option for the new menu." Erza stated with a gleam in her eye. "Anybody wishes to differ, has to deal with me."

Mira raised her hand. "I would like to differ." Erza turned to Mira and nodded her to go on. "Listen, I love strawberry cake, truly. But do you know who is making all these cakes?"

"The chef in the Fairy Tail Food Courts."

"And that is?"

Erza thought for a moment, then the answer popped in her head. "Oh! It's Mira… oh." Mira nodded, and started to talk again.

"And I am not, going to be making 3 million more cakes just for you to eat them."

Erza shook her head. "I didn't say that I was going to eat them, I said that the students were going to eat them."

"But you're going to get to them first." Mira proclaimed, loudly slamming her hands on her student council desk. "And I have to make more tomorrow, leading me to no sleep."

The redhead shrugged her shoulders. "So?"

"So, then I won't have time for homework."

"...Only make 2 million cakes?"

As Mira and Erza bickered on, Lucy rolled her eyes. This was the Student Council Room, and as the newspaper president, she had to be here. And Lucy did not want to make an entire article about Mira and Erza talking - err - bickering. Lucy wanted to write on Sorcerer Weekly! The biggest magazine company!

Lucy smiled at that dream. She was only so close. Lucy was already featured on it, as the most bodacious Fairy Tail High member. And that only attracted perverts. Good thing Natsu was there to save her.

The blonde sighed at Natsu. He was just cute. But alas, Lucy was stuck here. Listening to the two rivals bicker on and on. Then Lucy stood up. "I have a proposition."

Mira and Erza stopped their cat fighting and resumed to their normal positions. "Yes, Lucy?" Erza asked with her usual formal voice. "What is your proposition?"

X

Natsu sighed and groaned. "I miss Lucy." Gray, Gajeel, Laxus, and basically all the other Fairy Tail boys raised an eyebrow.

"Are fucking serious, Salamander?" Gajeel asked unimpressed. "We only started boys day out - by missing class, because Erza's busy - 5 minutes ago and you complained about this 21 times already!" The rest of the Fairy Tail boys nodded.

Laxus took a swig of beer from his flask. "Gramps doesn't even know about this. This is our day. So just goddamn chill." Natsu pouted.

"But Luce is in trouble!" Natsu screeched, so far that Gildarts - who was taking a tour to see The Exotic Bra Hall in Hargeon that was showcasing today - could hear him. Lucy was only safe with Natsu, not anybody else. Natsu was Lucy's dragon.

Gray set down some poker cards. "How do you know, Fire-breath? You a stalker, or something?" The boys sweat-dropped. They all know that Natsu's secret hobby is to stalk Lucy endlessly and sneer at any boy who comes 5 feet near her. Fairy Tail boys not included.

"No…"

Yes… The boys thought.

"I just need to go to LUCY!" Natsu raised his hands in the air as he tipped over in his chair and fell smack on the ground. "I bet she's in trouble."

(Gajeel whispered to Gray, "I bet 200 jewels that Bunny girl's enjoying her time without Salamander."

Gray answered back, "Make it 700 and you got yourself a deal.")

Natsu fingered his lighter. He just wanted to burn The Fairy Tail Bar to the ground at save Lucy. Yeah, that doesn't sound bad.

Then the pink haired idiot just realized something. "Oh no! Lucy's in trouble!" All the boys fell over in exasperation.

Laxus then said sarcastically, "What do you think happened to her, Ash-for-Brains?"

"Good nickname, Laxus-sama!" Freed and Bickslow cheered in the background. That was getting really annoying…

Natsu said, "Well, Luce was walking to her meeting, then Erza had found her. Then she screamed, 'Natsu, Natsu, save me!' but since I was here, I didn't come. Then Erza kidnapped Lucy, because she was walking to slow to the meeting. Luce was still yelling 'Natsu!'"

"I highly doubt the 'Natsu, Natsu, save me!' part."

"It's Natsu the idiot. Just nod and go along with it, Gray."

Natsu continued, "Then Erza and Mira tied Lucy up to a chair, and made her hear their rants. Luce's mouth was duct-taped so she couldn't scream for help this time. Lucy's ears weren't covered so she could hear the sounds the two monsters made."

The boys couldn't help but agree that Erza and Mira were both monsters.

Natsu still continued, "Then, Lucy speed dialed Seafood-"

"You mean Cancer?" Freed raised an eyebrow.

"-And Seafood came to Luce's rescue instead of me, and when Mira and Erza looked back to Lucy, she was still untangling herself from the ropes, then the monsters bound her extra tight to the chair again."

The boys sweat-dropped. It really sounded true, but they didn't believe it.

"To this day, Luce is still yelling, 'Natsu! Come and save me!'"

Gajeel chuckled. "I'm impressed."

The boys looked at Gajeel, surprised. Nobody was proud of Natsu, except maybe Lucy, but she was Natsu's best friend - everyone knew that - so she felt obliged to help Natsu out by giving him fake support.

"That Salamander's pea brain could get such an idea."

That made more sense.

The boys turned to Natsu.

And he was gone. There was still dust, to where we ran off to. Laxus sighed. "Well, he lasted 7 minutes." Laxus put his hand out to the boys.

"Nab, pay up. I guessed 7 minutes, and you guessed 8."

"Shit!"

X

Lucy tapped her foot.

It was boring.

It was suuuuper boring.

Then Natsu burst the door open, leaving the whole student council stunned. Just absolutely stunned. Mira was on top of Erza, as Erza pulled her white locks. But that didn't attract Natsu's attention. Lucy did.

Pandemonium broke out.

"I'M HERE TO RESCUE YOU, LUCE!" Natsu yelled out as he grabbed Lucy bridal style.

"Does it look like I need rescuing, idiot?!"

"Honestly… yes. From boredom."

"Fair point." Lucy sighed as Natsu suddenly had an iron grip on her, making Lucy squeak. "Natsu… too tight!"

Natsu shook his head. "You want me to keep a good grip on you."

"I-I do?"

Natsu smirked the Dragneel trademark smirk. "Yeah. 'Cause we're jumping out the window."

"WE'RE WHAT?!"

The student council building was on the 7th floor, and the ground level was on the ground. That was way too high! Besides, the stuff on the ground, were dirt, plants, and concrete.

Also people.

(Feel free to blast "Light 'em Up" by Fall Out Boy, now. Right at the chorus.)

Natsu gripped Lucy in his hands and ran towards the window, with Erza and Mira screaming behind him. More like Erza was the one screaming Natsu to let go. Mira was too busy fangirling over the Nalu moment.

Yes, Mira. This was the perfect time to be fangirling. Natsu and Lucy are going to jump. Out of a window. 7 floors up. Yeah, yeah. Keep fangirling.

Natsu burst through the window. Glass shattered everywhere, and the sight was really a sight to behold. The people below looked up and covered their heads just in time to keep the glass from hitting their heads.

But they also saw Natsu and Lucy jump out.

"OMG! IS NALU CANON?!"

"NALU NALU NALU!"

Natsu let Lucy go, a bit to Lucy's disappointment, and much more Natsu's disappointment. (He enjoyed Lucy's boobs squishe onto his chiseled chest and his hand on her ass.

"Run, Natsu!"

And they both ran off.

(The student council never got to do Lucy's proposition, which was to make strawberry cake, but with Natsu's face on it.)