Akasuki, Living with Psychopaths

Itachi's POV

Hello HellBorne Angel, or Angel here and well this is gonna be a long work in progress. This story will have 10 different versions each for 1 member of the Akasuki. Well this story will be further along then the others but I will be updating all the stories when I have a chance. Each story will be from each members point of view and Itachi's POV is going to be the structure for the rest of the other stories. I do not own anything related to the Akasuki or Naruto so Onward with the story.

Chapter 1

Moving in to the Madhouse

I saw the building and was surprised at how huge it was; and all I could think was that I'm going to be living there now. But then I remembered, I have to share it with nine other people I'm going to be staying with. I really don't like people.

Well I should explain who I am, my name is Itachi Uchiha, that's all you really need to know about me for now. Anyway, my new life starts today and I guess the other nine are like me. All I had on me was my key to the house, my kunai, shuriken, some scrolls and my katana Serabrin. All my clothes and other personal items I left behind with my old life.

As I continued walking closer, I heard crashes and yelling though out the house and started questioning how sane was this house I'm about to enter. I also notice more things about the house, it's at least three-stories tall with a large lake with a dock and a yacht out back and no other houses in sight. I also notice craters from explosives and pools of blood in the fields surrounding the house. I continued to question the people I'm living with and their sanity.

I put my key into the lock and open the door, as soon as I enter a dagger is hurled and is jammed into the doorframe inches from my face. I turn to see a guy with pale blond hair and a chain with a circle and an upside down triangle in the middle hanging from his neck; but only after I notice he's covered in blood splatter from head to toe. He stares at me for a second, then pulls out another knife and throws it at me. I block it instantly, but then he starts coming at me with a scythe that I just noticed. He started yelling stuff about sacrificing me in his lords name and that sort of junk. I pull out Serabrin and block his scythe.

"What, The. Hell." Is all I can say as I braced his scythes blow. I'm about to pull out a kunai and stab him in the stomach when a new voice is hollering at the man I am fighting.

"HIDAN WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING… AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!" said the new guy standing on the stairway. The man with the scythe, who I presume is Hidan, starts yelling back to him.

"This guy came in so I was going to sacrifice him in Lord Jashin's name… then go back to watching T.V. Pein. So can I?"

Pein or whoever came down holding a black rod in his hand like a sword, scolding Hidan.

"Who the fuck are you and why shouldn't I just have Hidan kill you right here and now?"

"I'm Itachi, I was told that I should come here today if I wanted to work for your guy's group or whatever. And even if you tried to kill me, I would be left untouched and you would be on the ground, without me even lifting a finger." I said without looking away from Hidan who had a murderous look in his pale eyes. Pein turned around and told me to go upstairs and pick out an empty room on the 2nd or 3rd floors. Hidan starts bitching about how he was going to kill me, and I knew Hidan wasn't going to like me.

So I went upstairs to the 3rd floor and started looking into some of the rooms; the first one I passed had puppets of all shapes and sizes in the room either hanging or on the wall. The next room I passed looked like a garden and wondered if it was someone's room or just a miniature green house. As I turn I see someone else, a rusty red haired kid who looked no more than sixteen. He introduced himself as Sasori of the Red Sand, the puppet master of Suna when I told him I was new here. He went into the room with the puppets in it as I went to continue room searching.

I came across the first empty room, or so I thought, when I turn to see masked man sitting on the bed hidden from outside the door. I introduced myself and he told me his name was Tobi, (and that he was a good boy for some odd reason). I left him on his bed to mess with a pair of orange tinted goggles that looked important to him in some way. I went down to the 2nd floor before finishing the 3rd floor to see if I had any luck. The first room I come across had blood on the walls and floor of a circle with an upside down triangle in the middle; I tried to remember where I saw it and remembered the amulet Hidan had on his neck. I instantly assumed it was his room. The next room was, like all the others, taken. This one had money from all the different nations in glass cases and priceless artifacts hanging on the wall. The guy on the bed in that room started yelling at me to get out or he would start charging me for admittance.

The next room had black rods hanging on the wall so I assumed it was Pein's room but, there were at least 3 people in there with piercing like Pein's with the same orange hair sitting on the bed and chairs, playing cards at a table in the middle. The next room had a sign on the door that said "Keep out or Die" on it so I assumed it was taken and moved on. The last room in the hallway had weird clay sculptures that I thought were someone's idea of a cruel joke because of how horribly disfigured they were until a blonde came next to me and asked if I liked his works of art. I lied and said they were good to see if it was a joke or not but he just walked in and laid on the bed. His name was Deidara, formally of the Iwa. He seemed OK and like someone I would be fine around. I went back to the 3rd floor to check the rest of the hall. The room I looked into was all blue ranging from turquoise to midnight blue which I thought resembled an ocean. I also noticed it had a water bed instead of the bed the rest of them had but I decided not to question anything. Yet.

So I picked the last room in the hallway seeing it would be the easiest to remember where it was. It was dark grey and looked nice so I put my weapons and scrolls on the dresser leaving Serabrin on my back. I went back down stairs to look around some more and look who's on the couch watching the Plasma screen; Hidan flipping through channels with his scythe next to him. I decided to ignore him and look around, the ground floor had the kitchen, dining room and I guess living room. I also saw a set of stairs leading down so I looked down and it was a full out gaming room, it had Billiards tables, poker tables, two plasma screens and a fully stocked bar. I left the room and looked around the 1st floor. It held many training rooms with weapons scattered all over most of the rooms. Few were clean and only one or two were spotless. There were about twelve training rooms so I'm guessing everyone has their own room to train in. I still realized that I haven't seen the last three members of this mad house unless it was the three playing cards but I doubt it. So I went back to the living room and sat on the other side of the couch away from Hidan. He asked what I wanted and I told him to screw off; this only enraged him even more, while I just continued watching the movie playing on the television. I looked at the clock on the wall and it was almost 6:30, realizing I've been here for a total of 4 hours most of the time looking for my room. Pein appeared again and said dinner was going to be in 15 minutes so I should get ready and get Hidan's lazy ass off the couch; without dieing of course. This is going to be interesting I thought as I smirked. This place isn't so bad after all.

A/N First chapter, yay. This series of stories is going to be hell on my brain and sanity… but anyway… not much else to say. Review, worship the log, review, favorite, and no killing sprees or mindless murders before next chapters up, O.K?

-Angel Out