It was another day at the large building used to torture a pair of commentators also known as the Theater.

By another day I mean in the producers room hanging precariously above the stage, inside Debra, ROM, several computer techs, the intern Alejandro Julio Ricardo Gallard de la Cruz, and several monkeys were waiting for the two to arrive. They knew they didn't have to wait much longer, they had sent out the head of their security; Abel, to fetch them.

Right as the writers put that down, the doors slammed open to have the large gorilla; Abel apparently, dragging the two hosts, both of whom were still in their pajamas.

M.C was wearing only a pair camouflaged pajama pants, looking extremely pissed off by being woken up and dragged out of his house by a gorilla. Spades on the other hand; wearing a red tank top and pajama pants with books on them that were a little to big for her, was still asleep despite her face dragging against the floor.

The gorilla, Abel, grunted as he tossed the shirtless M.C onto the stage, Spades following and landing on the boy.

"What..." She began sitting up and looking around, "What's going on?"

M.C just glared at her, Abel, and the room directly above them, "It's two in the morning, do we have to do a review now?" he demanded. His reflexes had improved a little since starting the Attack on Titan High School story so he was able to dodge the rock dropped from the producers room.

Spades picked up the note on it and began reading it, "They say we do," she told him.

"Couldn't you have let us get dressed first?!"

Another rock fell.

"Quote, 'Sorry, thought viewers might be less distracted by the bad plot by the fact that there is a shirtless guy in the room', unquote," Spades said and snickered, "I don't see how M.C here not having a shirt can distract anyone. It's not like he has washboard abs or a chiseled chest."

M.C glared at her, "You're using your 'this is just to insult M.C' tone."

"Are you feeling insulted?"

"A little bit."

"Mission accomplished."

With a sigh, M.C just got into the red plush chair, Spades taking hers as he took out the papers before him, "All right, now what story are we doing?"

"'Unforgiven Attack on Titan Shingeki no Kyojin' by Sarah Gore Blackplague," Spades said and raised an eyebrow at the name, "Apparently a hardcore 'internet Goth'."

The shirtless boy just shrugged and read another sheet, "It stars an OC- we already know she's going to be a Mary Sue- named Raven Dust Despair," That received a harsh laugh from him, "From the name its obvious that she's a Gothic Mary Sue. Probably has a tragic backstory."

The pair shared a small laugh before M.C continued, "Raven Dust Despair is a new student and in the training corps to avenge the death of her mother, father, and siblings, and is destined to be the greatest titan slayer in history," he read the summary, "So basically The Chosen One, who lost her whole family like a lot of people to the Titans and is going to take Levi's place as greatest titan slayer."

A dark aura seemed to emit from Spades, "...Attack on Titan High School I can forgive a bit for out of charaterness, the cause of most of their personalities; the Titans, aren't there. Of course they'll be a little different. But if she destroys the characters here, a story that isn't A.U. I'll take the mantel of the Greatest Mary Sue Slayer in all of history."

M.C reacted by moving his chair farther from his friend, "All right...Let's start."

HEY GUYS I WAS CUMISSIONED BY THE CREE8ER OF ATTACK ON TITAN 2 MAKE A FANFIC

I call bullshit.

Why would Hajime Isayama want someone like you to create a story that ruins his characters?

SO HERE IS A SNEAK PEEK U BUT U CAN'T STEEL IT

Why would anyone want to steal this shit?

THE MAIN CHARACTER IS RAVEN DUSK DESPAIR FROM MY KINDOM BROKEN HEARTS SERES DONT ASK ABUT HOW SHE GOT IN THIS WORLD THATLL B XPLAINED L8R

Here is a valid explanation: The author is unable to create a separate character for a separate series so she drops her Kingdom Hearts Mary Sue into Attack on Titan.

(disclaimer: ai dont own these characters or attacj on titan or dracula)

Dracula is in this?

Please tell me he kills them all.

I'm Raven Dusk Despair I am 16 an my parents wer eaten by titans when i was a kid rite infront of me like what happened 2 eren but mine was mre gory and both my parents and siblings got eaten infront of me.

So basically what happened to Eren.

So, did they go outside of the wall? Was this when the wall broke?

Sense that day I vowed to join the survey corps and bcome the most vishious titan slayer in the world.

Basically a female Eren.

We already have one Eren, we don't need another.

My hair changes color dipending on my mood cuz I am a vampire

...I've seen eyes change color in Mary Sues but hair changing color?

I'm less angry about the hair as I'm more pissed about her being a vampire!

(ooc: it happens to vampires I red Dracula and it says so)

You read Dracula?

I sincerely doubt that.

so usuily my hai is purple with black streaks cause purple is made up of red and blue and red means my rath and blue is sadness but black streeks r always in my hair case theu stand 4 depression

Symbolic hair.

I think it's Mary Sue season.

It's always Mary Sue season.

which i always am my eyes r also violet with pentagrams like ceil frim black butler i hav a british acsent.

Why would you have a British Accent? THERE IS NO ENGLAND! That doesn't make any sense!

This was a bad idea. This was a bad idea.

2day is the 1st day of my trayning and high school

I'm pretty sure she's not in high school when she's training.

im not nervous because of the work but I am bcause of the… people..

Anti Social.

Anthropophobia.

See sense my parents and siblngs demise i hav turned emo and goth so no one really understands me

No. You turned emo and goth because the author is an idiot.

Especially sense i am a vampire… plus im anti social and hav depression.

I'm anti-social, I find you comparing your issues to mine insulting.

It's not really an issue.

I know.

"nevr mind that i said 2 myself "im not hear 2 make friends with these simpleminded fools

'Simpleminded fools'? Tell that to Annie and Mikasa. They'll kick your ass.

Let's go get the two.

I am hear to avinge the deth of my family"

You're not Batman. Quit with the brooding.

and i glieded into the academy hovering because vampires can do that its in dracula and its faster than walking

I hate this. I hate this so much.

I glided past the heavy doors and met the eyes of sevural jugmental eyes including the eys of eren but 4 once they were not filled with rath or anger.

Love interest?

NOPE!

His face softened and his eyes got bigger as ha gazed at me and he tryed 2 look away but it was hard

Run, Eren, Run. Go to Levi. Go to Mikasa. GO TO HANJI.

You know, this chapter was basically just describing her appearance and her being 'goth'.

Its a bad chapter. There is 25 more terrible chapters to go.