Disclaimer: The characters (at least Sam) belong to Charlane Harris, and I haven't read past book seven so I don't really know who Jannalynn is, but that's my point. No one knows who she is because she's a shapeshifting robot from the future.
Jannalynn, shape-shifting robot from the future
At last I can has a danube. Shape-shifting humans I like. To eat.
"Welcome to Merlotte's I am Sam owner. Merlotte. Oh my! Jannalynn is dat you?
"Very well. Bring beer. I has busy and want no waste time to mate with you." Sam with beer hurry to the table. "Beer you have too. Drink drink, immediately I must danube with you."
"Uh I uh" ] Sam stops stammering.
"No time for talk. Drink, You talking no good anyway. Don't like your talk. Time for, how you say, making juicy lemons. Where your office is?"
Down Sam's glass clunk half-full on the table. "I trailer have out back." Between breath gasps and drinking again, Jannalynn's reading clearly expression.
"Drink you enough. Go."
Jannalynn stranges me. But not like last time. Sam to his trailer stumbling into cold metal robot arms. Very strange, do not want! "I thought you was Jannalynn but you not Jannalynn who or what really? Why your skin cold and clanky?"
Wily robot tightens grip hurt Sam on the inside. Metal whirs and grinding inside her asking, "I AM JANNALYNN!
SHAPESHIFTER ROBOT FROM FUTURE!11"
"Oh no! I am not robosexual! How will it work?" Sam was squirming in robot grip.
"Too late human!" she shifted to clanky robot monster, over poor man towered and stooped down to grab him. "The danube begun already."
Sam very confuse but giant monster just drop him its gaping jaws. Poor Sam!