Ok, this is my first ever story so please be gentle with me on it. I will give a story warning here to all those who will read it.

Disclaimer: I own only my OC's, no one else

Warning: this story has bad language, violence, and romance! Read at your own risk.

For The Lolz

Chapter 1

It was late afternoon, warm and comforting. My window was open and the breeze was cool. The curtain is open a bit to let the sunshine in, that was attempting to wake me. It was working of course, but I didn't want to wake up, I like my sleep. The day was so perfect...I hate it.

"Roshish honey, your friends are here!" my mom called up to me.

"Fine," I muttered to myself, glaring at the window, "I'll get up."

I got out of my bed, finally, walked to my closet and started to get dressed. My ears twitched lightly and I glared over to my bedroom door. I walked over to my bedside table and picked up my alarm clock, looked at the time (it was 2pm) then threw the alarm clock at the door.

"Ow!" Cheren muttered, rubbing his face.

"Get lost!" I yelled at him.

"I just wanted to make sure you were up," Cheren explained, the door open enough that the picture I threw nailed him in the nose. "Ok, I'm going!" He went downstairs.

"Damn perv, never leaving me alone. Damn, I broke my picture, oh well," I said as I picked up the picture from the door and put it back. I finished getting dressed and went downstairs.

"You always wear that!" Bianca complained, looking at my outfit.

"Nothing wrong with wearing what you love," I said, looking down at myself. I was wearing a black mesh long sleeve, a black T-shirt with a red rose on it, black cargo pants, a black leather/silk trench coat, black gothic buckle boots, a black hat that covered all but my right eye and had a dark purple feather on the right side and a black scarf with dark red skulls around my neck.

"That may be true, but change isn't that bad either," Bianca stated, shrugging and looking at the box on the table.

"I doubt that," I said looking at the table, "That's for the three of us isn't it?" pointing at the gift box.

"Yup, Prof. Juniper left it for the three of you. She said it was a great present for you honey," my mom said, all smiles.

"Ugh, fine," I grumbled, sitting on the floor.

"Since it's your birthday and all, you should go first Roshish," Bianca said smiling.

"Eh," I muttered opening the box. I stared at it a bit, then picked the pokeball with the little water drop on it. "This one then."

"Then I get this one and Cheren you can have this one," Bianca said picking up the pokeball with the little fire mark and giving Cheren the one with the leaf on it.

"Why do you get to choose mine...Oh well I wanted Snivy anyway," Cheren explained, a little upset.

"Roshish why don't we battle!" Bianca said enthusiastically, holding up her pokeball in excitement.

"Whatever," I grumbled sending my pokemon out.

"Yeay! Go Piggy!" Bianca exclaimed, sending out her Tepig.

"Mommy, why don't I have a nickname yet?" my Oshawott asked me, looking a little sad.

"I'm thinking of one, now tackle that bitch," I said lightly to my little Oshawott.

"Ok!" Oshawott said happily and tackled the Tepig 3 times and knocked it out.

"Piggy! Damn Roshish, you're good," Bianca said lightly petting her Tepig.

"I did nothing, it was all Oshy here," I said pointing at my Oshawott.

"Yeah, it was all...I HAVE A NICKNAME NOW!" Oshy exclaimed hugging my leg.

"*Giggles* Seems you don't hate everything Roshish," Bianca laughed, then she got an idea, "Cheren why don't you battle Roshish?"

"Mmm, ok then. But first," Cheren smirked, healing our pokemon. "There, now I won't feel so bad kicking your ass."

"Why you little," I growled, then I punched Cheren in the face. "Bastard!"*Punch!*

"Ow!*T_T* Go Slick," Cheren said, rubbing his cheek that was now very red.

"Oshy, do what you do best," I stated, glaring at Cheren.

"And punch that bitch?" Oshy asked like a cute innocent child.

"Yeah, punch that bitch," I smirked lightly.

"Ok!" Oshy smiled and punched Slick really hard square in the eye. Slick was pretty much knocked out.

"Huh," I muttered, a little surprised that Oshy actually punched and not tackled.

"How did your Oshawott do that!?" Cheren asked holding Slick.

"I don't know," I shrugged, then started to leave the house with Oshy at my tail.

"Where are you going?" Bianca asked lightly.

"Prof. Juniper is waiting for us right?" I asked, then left the house.

"Thanks for having us over," both Cheren and Bianca said in unison and left to go to Prof. Juniper's lab.

I walked into Prof. Juniper's lab and leaned up against a wall. Oshy was looking around in amazement. Cheren was next to come in, and he walked right to me.

"I forgot to give this to you earlier, so here," Cheren said nicely, handing me a gift.

"If it's anything pervy like you I'll bash it into your face, you know that right?" I stated, taking the gift from him.

"I'm not always a perv you know," Cheren said, watching as I opened the gift.

"Wow, this actually isn't a bad gift. Thanks I guess," I mumbled as I held the studded belt with a skull/crossbows buckle in my hand. I decided it was good enough to wear, so I put it on right there.

"I put a lot of thought into that you know," Cheren said with a smile.

"Meh," I shrugged as Oshy looked over and stared at my belt in awe.

"What is taking Bianca so long to get here?" Cheren asked, looking around for the blonde.

"She's always late, just give her a minute," I muttered, looking around lightly for Juniper.

Then, lastly, Bianca rushed into Juniper's lab, all smiles like usual.

"Hey guys!" She waved happily as she walked to us.

"Told you," I stated looking away from them.

"Roshish I forgot to give this to you before, so here," Bianca said smiling bigger than before.

"Um...Thanks?" I said looking at the too happy wrapping paper.

"Open it!" Bianca exclaimed.

"Fine," I shrugged, tearing the wrapping paper quickly. I held the pair of black fingerless gloves and spiked bracelets.

"Well?" Bianca asked, looking worried now.

"Epic." was all I said as I put them on with a small smirk.

"I knew you'd like them!" Bianca said excitedly.

"I see you are all here now," Juniper said, finally showing up.

"Yup!" Bianca exclaimed looking far too happy.

"I wanted to give these to you," Juniper said, handing us a pokedex. "I'll wait for you at Route 1." Then she left.

"Fun," I muttered, walking out of the lab first.

"Wait up!" Cheren and Bianca said, rushing after me.

"I want our first step in this adventure to be together!" Bianca said grabbing both our hands.

"Ok," Cheren said smiling as he was glancing at her breasts.

"Eh," I mumbled looking down at Oshy who was holding onto my pants and took the first step with us.

"This is going to be the start of something new!" Bianca exclaimed as we walked off on Route 1.