Wow, what should I say after nearly four years of absence? I guess I should start by saying I've been busy. I've graduated High school, and the finals tests for graduation involved an untold number of hours of studying which left me with very little time to do anything, let alone post on this site. I'm in College now, and once more I have loads of studying and work to get done, but I'm definitely going to try and update my stories more often. This is a story I've had thought up for awhile now, and needed tog et down on paper. Also, to those who may be wondering, yes, "When Inventions Go Wrong II" will be updated soon! The next chapter is almost finished, it took me almost four years, but it will finally be updated! Lol. So stay tuned, and for those who are still following me after my long break, I'm eternally grateful for all you wonderful people.

It was summer in Townesville, and all of the children were out of school and happily frolicking about, hanging out at the park, riding their bike or at the local pool taking full advantage of the gorgeous summer weather.

The girls were now eighteen years old and were finished with high school, getting ready to start a brand new chapter in their lives. The professor had already had money put away for their college tuition that he had been saving up ever since the girls turned thirteen. Bubbles was going to become a veterinarian and Blossom was going to pursue a career in beauty at a college in Citiesville.

The only one out of the Powerpuffs who still was undecided on her future occupation was none other than the feisty Buttercup. Whenever anyone would ask the raven haired girl what career she wanted to pursue after she left high school, she would always respond by saying she wanted to join either the UFC or MMA, much to the chagrin of the Professor.

As a matter of fact, they were currently having a discussion about it at the breakfast table. "I've already told you professor, I want to join the UFC!" Buttercup declared with determination as her two sisters started to dig into their pancakes. The professor sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. "Buttercup, you're a superhero, you would put every single person who went up against you in the hospital. Why can't you do something more productive, like the fields Blossom and Bubbles are getting into?"

Buttercup scrunched up her nose in disgust. "Working as a veterinarian or at a beauty salon? No way! Besides, I want to put those guys in the hospital. It amuses me when guys who think that they're tough get trounced." She said with a chuckle.

While it was true Buttercup had gotten stronger and meaner over the years, she still loved her family and would take a bullet for any of them, they just wished that sometimes she would embrace her feminine side a bit more, or at all for that matter.

The professor sighed again. "If you have your mind set on it I guess I'm not going to convince you, but I really wish you would consider another occupation." The professor said with exasperation. Blossom swallowed the bit of pancake she was chewing and turned her gaze to her sister. "Come on Buttercup, working at a beauty salon could be fun. You and I could work together and you'll get to see a bunch of hot guys there." The redhead teased with a wink.

Buttercup and the professor both shot her a death glare. Blossom grinned sheepishly. "Relax, I was just kidding!" She giggled. Buttercup continued to grimace at her. "It doesn't matter anyway, because if any guy was checking me out I'd rip his nuts off and shove them down his throat." Buttercup hissed.

"Alright girls that's enough! Bubbles is sitting right there you know." The professor said sternly narrowing his eyes at the two teens. The blonde feminine girl just giggled softly and the four of them finished up their breakfast without saying another word. After they were finished eating, the girls got dressed and flew down to the local park, planning on hanging out there for awhile before attending the big fair that was being thrown in Townesville square. Every summer Townesville would throw a gigantic fair with tons of heart clogging food, dozens of rides, and all kinds of different events from face painting to bobbing for apples, although Buttercup wouldn't be caught dead doing either of those things.

The fair was always crowded, which was expected. It was summer and all of the young kids were out of school, as were the teenagers. Blossom was only half kidding about the remark she had made at breakfast earlier, she really was interested in meeting a guy, but she kept this fact hidden from the professor, as he would be horrified at the idea at one of his innocent girls going off with someone who could potentially be a bad influence.

To her sisters on the other hand it was no secret. Bubbles would always just giggle and remark about how cute it was whenever the redhead brought it up, while Buttercup would just roll her eyes or pretend to gag herself.

Bubbles was so innocent and had no idea about the inner working of a romantic relationship, so whenever Blossom spoke of it she would usually just tell it to Buttercup. So much so that the fiery teen had trained herself to tune her sister out whenever she started talking about wanting to get with a guy. It made Buttercup's stomach turn. Why would anyone in their right mind want to be in a relationship? They were sappy, hokey, overrated and downright sickening.

When Buttercup was in high school, she would always see girls in the hallways swooning over some boy, making googoo eyes at him or calling him some sugary sweet pet name. It made her want to wretch every time she saw it, and it more than irritated her that Blossom was beginning to become the same way, although she wasn't nearly as bad, that's for sure.

After arriving at the park, Bubbles saw her friend Rebecca over at the swings and went to go talk to her. Once she did, Blossom started talking and Buttercup just rolled her eyes, knowing immediately what she was going to say.

"I wonder if there's going to be anybody cool at the fair tonight." She mused with a dreamy expression on her face. "Oh, you mean like a boy?" Buttercup teased in a fake sweet voice as she mockingly fluttered her eyelashes.

"Come on Buttercup, you can't stand there with a straight face and tell me you've never thought about hooking up with someone."

"No, I can honestly say not once, and I intend to keep it that way." Buttercup stated triumphantly. "But why not? Don't you want someone that you can spend time with?" Blossom asked sounding whinier than she intended.

Buttercup just waved her hand dismissively. "I have Mitch for that."

"Yeah but he's just a friend. I mean someone who you would want to spend the rest of your life with, someone who knows everything about you, and can make you feel better whenever you're upset."

Buttercup made a face. "Spend the rest of my life with some smelly jock? Ewww no way. I don't want anyone to know my secrets, and if I'm ever upset or need to feel better, I'll just go and kick the shit out of Fuzzy or Mojo." She said flashing her sister a smug grin. Blossom just groaned impatiently as she made her way over to the volleyball court. "You know Buttercup, someday you'll meet a guy who you'll fall head over heals with and want to be with forever."

Buttercup laughed out loud. "No way! I'd put a bullet in my head if I ever got like that. But I never will, trust me. The person I love best is me, myself and I."

"Whatever, someday you'll think differently." Blossom teased in a sing song voice. Buttercup watched as her sister walked over to the volleyball court. It was mostly girls with a few guys, way too easy. She then scanned her emerald orbs over to the west and saw a group of teenage guys playing Red Rover. She smirked. "I can take these punks on." She said to herself with determination.

She walked over to where they were playing and one of the guys looked at her as his face went pale. "Uhhh aren't you a Powerpuff girl?" He asked nervously. "I sure am." Buttercup said with a massive shit eating grin, enjoying the guy's fear.

"Uhhh no thanks, I'm getting out of here." He said as a couple of the other guys followed him. "Awwww what's the matter, do the wittle babies need to go home to their wittle cribs?" Buttercup said laughing at them, so hard she was beginning to lose her breath.

She stopped immediately though as she heard a husky voice behind her. "Hey Butterbabe, we'll play with you." Her face turned scarlet in anger at that name as she spun around, her jaw nearly dropping to the ground at who she saw. It was none other than Brick, Butch and Boomer, the Rowdyruff boys, looking just as pompous and aggressive as they always did.

"You guys must have a death wish showing your face around here." She hissed at them. "I could say the same about you, I couldn't even think up someone uglier than you if I tried." Butch taunted her, running a hand through his spiky black hair.

Buttercup clenched her fists and gritted her teeth, wanting nothing more than to pummel them, but she decided to take them on another way.

"Well, if you boys are so big and strong, why don't you take me on in a game of red rover, there's still a few guys here who would like to play." Buttercup challenged. "Fine by us, we love a good game of sports." Brick proclaimed.

A few seconds later, two groups were formed, both standing about twenty feet apart from one another.

"You want to go first, girly?" Butch teased, winking at Buttercup. She just growled furiously and nodded. "Sure thing. Red rover, red rover, we call Boomer over." Buttercup shouted, gripping tightly to the hands of the boys who were on her team. "I can't feel my fingers." The boy next to her said, complaining about her tight grip. "Shut up!" Buttercup snapped at him.

"Alright Boomer, you heard her, you're up." Brick said looking at his blonde brother with a threatening glare. Without further or due, the blonde rushed at Buttercup, knowing that if she were taken out, this game would be completed in a split second. He put his arms out but Buttercup easily prevented him from breaking the chain, head butting him, resulting in the boy falling to the ground with an 'oof'.

"Ah, you don't have to be so rough." Boomer moaned in pain. "Don't have to be so rough? We're the Rowdyruff boys! It's in our fucking name, and you're telling her not to be rough?! You are so godamn useless Boomer!" Brick snarled, his red eyes flashing angrily and Buttercup grinned, knowing he was starting to panic.

"Awwww I hope you boys aren't shitting your pants with fear, because you're doomed to lose." Buttercup shouted at them, chuckling darkly. Brick grunted like he was a bull. "Alright that's it, I'm going up next."

"Hey that's not how you play the game dumbass, you have to call someone on our team to break yours." Buttercup shouted.

"I don't really give a fuck!" Brick hissed. Buttercup just rolled her eyes. "Fine, you wimps are going to lose anyway so it doesn't matter." With those words, the red haired testosterone fueled male ran at her with full force, screaming at the top of his lungs as he did so.

"Get her Brick!" Butch shouted at him, pumping his fist in the air. When he was about an inch away from her Buttercup just flashed him a grin and kicked him right in the stomach. Brick's eyes went as wide as dinner plates and he keeled over, clutching at his stomach.

"You dumb bitch!" He screeched, clutching his stomach and howling in pain. "Hah, and you said I was worthless." Boomer teased. "Boomer, when we get home I'm cutting your nuts off." Brick barked angrily.

Still clutching his stomach, Brick looked over at Butch, wincing once more in pain. "Alright Butch, it's up to you, take that green cunt down!" Buttercup's eyebrows furrowed at being called the c word. She really wanted to beat their ass now.

"Hey! I'm green to!" Butch whined defensively. "Yeah but you're cool." Brick said with a soft chuckle. Butch grinned. "Don't worry bro, I'll take her down for you." He said cracking his knuckles. "Just get on with it so I can leave." Buttercup groaned impatiently. "Alright, ready set, here I come!" And in a flash, Butch was rushing at her. Buttercup smiled victoriously. "This is much easier than I thought it was going to be. You guys are finished!" She yelled. Before she could fight back however, Butch's hands were on hers, trying to tear them from the other boys' hands so he could knock her down and claim victory.

She wanted to push him. She wanted to punch him, kick him, do anything to this bastard, but the moment she felt his hands on hers a strange feeling went through her body, something she had never felt before. It felt well… good! Better than good actually, it felt great, incredible even. It was hard to explain, but it felt as if a there was a heavy pleasant warmness that started in her stomach and then spread itself all over her body. She was now paralyzed though, and she saw Butch's green eyes staring at her. When she saw him looking at her, that big aggressive grin of his, exposing all his teeth, his green eyes sparkling with determination, his black spiky hair now slightly matted against his forehead with sweat, that incredible sensation in her body she was feeling tripled, and her body went limp as her cheeks turned pink.

A split second later she was on the ground, and she heard cheering. "You did it Butch, you beat her!" Brick laughed, patting his brother on the back. "Yeah, good job!" Boomer smiled, also congratulating him.

"Come on, let's go down to the bar, we're getting you the best beer in town!" Brick said breaking out into maniacal laughter, and a split second later the trio of boys flew off in the opposite direction.

One of the boys who was on the ground next to her groaned. "Ughghghg Buttercup, what happened?"

"I don't know, leave me alone." She hissed, getting up and deciding to locate Blossom. Buttercup was more than just a little pissed off, not just because she lost the game, but the reason for her losing. She just couldn't put her finger on it. It felt alien to her but at the same time it seemed familiar.

Buttercup walked next to her sister, her own hair now slightly sweaty from the game. "Hey Buttercup, I was just finishing up this game. Wow, you look really tired." Blossom said, kind of surprised.

"Yeah, whatever. Can I talk to you for a sec?" She asked. "Alright let me just finish up this game. "NOW!" Buttercup shrieked impatiently. "Alright, alright, jeez." Blossom sighed, putting her hands out in front of her. "What is it?"

"I kind of wanted to talk to you privately." Buttercup said curtly, motioning over to the others on the court with her eyes. "Alright." Blossom said sighing once more as she followed her sister to one of the nearby bushes.

"What's up?" The redhead inquired. Buttercup's expression than changed from aggressive to sad and confused. "Blossom, have you ever gotten a feeling before where… it's hard to describe but like, a really warm feeling rushes all over your body, and you feel a little breathless and airy?" Buttercup asked, raising an eyebrow. Blossom looked confused for a second but then smiled with understanding. "Oh yeah I've gotten that feeling many times before, especially throughout the past couple years."

Buttercup sighed in relief, now knowing she wasn't losing her mind. "So what is it? Lightheadedness? Anxiety?"

Blossom shook her head. "No, I almost always get it when a really hot guy I like comes up and recognizes me or says hi." She said with a smirk. Buttercup's face fell in horror. "No…no that can't be! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Buttercup screamed at the top of her lungs, making everyone at the playground look at her.

At the bar:

"Wow Butch, that's your fifth beer in a row!" Brick said in amazement. Just then the glass shattered, spraying the three teen boys in beer foam and glass. "What the hell just happened?" Boomer asked, dumbfounded. "No idea." Butch grunted in annoyance.

Back at the park:

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- " Buttercup's scream went on and on, now shattering several car and building windows all throughout Townesville.

The mayor sat at his desk playing with his digital pet when suddenly the window in front of him shattered. The Mayor's eyes widened in shock. "Ummm Ms. Bellum, call a maintenance guy as soon as possible."

"Yes Mayor." Ms. Bellum sighed, walking over to the phone.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Finally Buttercup ceased her screaming, and then began inhaling and exhaling for several seconds. Blossom looked disturbed. "Buttercup are you okay? You haven't screamed like that in awhile." Blossom said with concern.

"No, I'm not okay!" She shouted back and then she took off. Buttercup flew back to the house and into her room and then locked her door, still panting. "This can't be, this just isn't right, there's no way I have a godamn crush on Butch, a Rowdyruff boy of all people!" She said to herself, her face now flushed from a combination of sweat and frustration.

Her mind immediately went back to all those ditzy, airheaded girls in high school, swooning over their boyfriend, snuggling up against him and saying some disgusting, mushy, romantic thing to him.

"That's not me, that can't be me, I vowed to myself I would never get like that!" She scolded herself, shaking her head back and forth. "No, no Blossom is full of it, it could've been something else, it could have been a million different emotions." Buttercup said trying to relax herself, although deep down she knew it was a lie. The feeling was amazing, like she had just ascended into heaven, there's no way it was a negative emotion like anxiety or anger. However she shoved those thoughts aside and just kept telling herself that it was nerves and had nothing to do with romantic feelings whatsoever.

To take her mind off of it she flopped down on her bed and started listening to her ipod. Once the girls turned thirteen the professor each gave them their own room, which Buttercup was thankful for, especially now since it gave her much more privacy.

She was listening to a heavy metal song when the professor knocked on her door. Because of the volume of the music it took her several seconds to hear it but eventually she pulled out her earbuds.

"What is it?"

"Buttercup are you okay in there? Blossom said you screamed and then left the park in a hurry." The professor said with deep concern in his voice. "I'm fine professor, I was just tired that's all." She said, completely lying. "Alright well if there's anything you want to talk about just let me know."

"Will do professor." Buttercup responded putting her earbuds back on and resuming her song.

With the Ruffs:

Butch was no longer feeling giddy and drunk, now he was feeling nauseous and sick, which was no doubt due to the fact that he had slammed seven beers in a row, a new record for any of them.

"Man Butch, you can really drink, you're like an animal." Brick laughed, slapping his brother on the back making Butch moan. "Ughghg I feel like shit."

Brick scoffed. "Oh stop being a baby, besides were going to that fair tonight, they don't card you, so they'll be a bunch of teenage girls there who will be nice and thrashed, and then we can totally hook up with them and get our dick wet."

"Hell yeah!" Boomer cheered. "Yeah, I wonder if I can get two chicks to have a threesome with me." Butch mused before burping.

"No, you're not going to be able to get with any chick because you already have eyes for Buttercup." Brick said teasingly as he closed his eyes and made kissing noises. "Fuck you." Butch snarled, punching his brother in the shoulder.

"Come on Butch, you know you like her!" Boomer shouted, joining in on the teasing. "Yeah, see even Boomer knows!" Brick snorted. "Yeah, even I know! Wait a minute…"

Butch just growled. "You guys are full of it, I would stick my dick in a blender before I stuck it in that dumb bitch."

Brick just laughed at him again. "Hey, you guys want to go around town and blow out peoples tires?"

"Hell yeah!" Boomer agreed. The two Ruffs than got up from the bar and headed towards the exit. Butch just remained on the bar stool. Brick looked back looking annoyed. "Hey Butch are you coming? Usually Boomer is the slow one."

"Yeah, yeah I'm coming." Butch grumbled, getting up and stumbling a bit as a result of the amount of drinking he did. Even in his drunken stupor Butch knew he was lying to himself. He did like Buttercup, a lot actually, and he had for awhile now. It happened sometime several years ago after she had kissed him during their first encounter. Ever since that day, Butch knew he had feelings for her. She was tough, aggressive, mean and feisty, everything Butch loved in a girl.

His two brothers were perfectly happy going with some girl who would eagerly just melt in their lap, but Butch always wanted a girl who would challenge him and put up a fight, who would make sex wild for both of them and not just have it ending with the girl being completely submissive. He never told a soul about any of this though, he knew Brick and Boomer would never let him live it down if they found out, they would tease him to no end, especially Brick, hell he was already teasing him and he hadn't even shown any signs that he liked Buttercup!

At least he hoped that he didn't, he would just die if she ever found out he had feelings for her. Not only would it be embarrassing, but it would be heartbreaking, she would turn him down in front of everyone and it would feel awful. " I shouldn't be having thoughts like this, I'm a Rowdyruff boy for fucks sake, I'm tough and strong, and masculine! I shouldn't let some stupid girl make me a sappy depressed mess like this, especially a Powerpuff." He thought to himself, completely ashamed at the unmacho thoughts he was harboring within him.

He cast aside the thoughts as best as he could as he followed his brothers out into the street, ready to cause some mischief.

Four hours later:

Buttercup had fallen asleep on her bed, and she was woken up to the sound of another knock. "Buttercup it's me open up." It was Blossom. Buttercup rubbed her eyes as she walked over to the door and opened it. "Anything you want to talk about?" She asked.

"No, I'm good." Buttercup blushed, she had been having a dream that wasn't exactly PG rated. In the dream, her Blossom and Bubbles were fighting the Rowdyruff boys again, but this time, Butch gained the upper hand over her and pinned her beneath him. She tried to squirm, to escape, to try and break free from his hold but she couldn't. Then he took his shirt off, exposing his sexy chiseled abs to her as he began sucking on her neck. Buttercup moaned and that made Butch start to rub her breasts. She started to become wet, and then Butch pulled her shirt off, and that was when the dream ended. It was hands down the most erotic thing that had ever entered her mind, and now she noticed that she WAS a little wet down there.

"Great, you had a wet dream about a dirty, disgusting Rowdyruff boy. Are you happy with yourself Buttercup?" She scolded herself mentally.

"Are you sure? Are you still feeling up to the fair?" Blossom asked. "Hell yes." Buttercup said, flashing a devious grin. Blossom smiled warmly. "Now that's the Buttercup I know." "Phew, for a second I thought she was on to me." Buttercup thought to herself, somewhat relieved but also feeling kind of guilty that she was lying to her sister.

The two of them went down stairs and met up with Bubbles in the living room. "Now you girls are sure you have enough money?" The professor asked. "Yes professor." They all deadpanned in unison. "Alright then, don't stay out to late, and don't go meeting anyone there, you girls may be out of high school now but to me you're still children, got it?"

"Yes professor." They deadpanned once more. "Okay have fun then." And with that the three girls flew off to the fair.

With the Ruffs:

The three troublemakers had just arrived at the fair and it was already crowded, although most of them were younger kids. "Where's all the chicks?" Boomer whined. Brick slapped him upside the head. "You dolt, it's still early, the hot babes will be here later tonight, until then lets get some grub, I'm starving." They headed over to a french fry stand and Butch pushed the people who were already in line to the ground. "Villains eat first over little babies." He laughed and the kids, who looked to be about ten or eleven, looked frightened and ran off.

"Hahaha, nice one Butch." Brick congratulated him. They each ordered a large chili cheese fry and dug into it like animals, many others at the fair giving them looks, but they couldn't care less. "You think the Powerpuff girls are going to be here tonight?" Butch asked with his mouth full. "Why do you care? Do you want to see your beloved Buttercup?" Brick laughed, shooting chewed up bits of fry out of his mouth. "Godamnit Brick, I'll shove that fry up your ass if you don't shut up." Butch snapped.

"The fact that you get so angry about it proves that it's true." Brick said, continuing to laugh and Butch's cheeks turned pink because he knew his brother was right.

Meanwhile:

The girls were standing in line for the tickets when Buttercup's expression turned deadpan. Blossom noticed. "What's wrong?" "The Ruffs are here." Buttercup growled. Blossom also sighed. "Oh god, maybe if we just avoid them they won't know we're here."

"Blossom, practically everyone under the age of forty comes to this fair, they'll know we're here and they're going to be looking for us."

"Well what do you want to do? Bail? Just because of those creeps, just ignore them." Blossom offered. Buttercup sighed, still kind of hesitant. "Alright fine." She really didn't want to see Butch right now, not after that game earlier, and definitely not after that steamy dream she had of him. She decided to try and ignore those feelings though and have a good time, after all, Blossom and Bubbles had been looking forward to this for awhile.

For the next couple of hours, the three of them rode rides and ate some of the less greasy food there. They were currently standing in line for Bubbles to get her face painted. Buttercup groaned. "Bubbles, aren't you a little to old to be getting your face painted?"

"Nuh uh, you're never to old to have a cute bunny rabbit put onto your cheek." She said with a giggle. Her personality hadn't changed much at all over the years.

With the Ruffs:

"It's starting to get dark, and you know what that means, all of the babes are going to start pouring in." Brick said gleefully rubbing his hands together. As soon as he spoke these words he saw a gorgeous brunette walk by and Brick nearly drooled. "Hey, lets split up, we can meet back with each other later near the Farris wheel." Brick proclaimed, his eyes never leaving the body of the brunette. "Sounds good to me." Butch added.

Brick went after the girl he was eyeing, and Boomer went in the opposite direction to find his own girl. Butch sighed to himself. "No matter what girl I find here, she'll never be as awesome as Buttercup." Butch said to himself in a voice so low it was barely a whisper. He started walking around looking for a girl, albeit not putting much effort into it, until he decided to get a corn dog instead.

Buttercup's eyes went wide as she saw the raven haired Ruff walking in her direction. Inside she panicked, not wanting to be spotted by that creep but she tried to keep it cool in front of her sisters.

"Hey guys, I'll be right back, I'm going to uh… get a soda, yeah." She offered up half heartedly. "Alright, cool we'll still probably be right here." Blossom said with a nod.

Buttercup walked away briskly, making sure to keep out of Butch's line of cover. As she kept walking one of the women at the stands called out to her. "Hey young lady, want to get your fortune told?"

The woman physically looked to be in her mid to late thirties, and she didn't look half bad as far as looks went. "No way, fortunes are stupid." Buttercup said dismissively, but the woman wouldn't give up that easily. "Come on young lady, don't you want to know your future?"

"Nope, now leave me alone." Buttercup snapped rudely. The woman just smirked. "I'll tell you what, I'll give you a free soda if you let me tell you your fortune." Buttercup stopped walking and her ears perked up. "Really? A free soda just so you can tell me some made up junk? You must be really desperate." Buttercup laughed as she made her way over to the woman's desk.

"So what's your name young lady?"

"My name's Buttercup, and I'm just doing this because I'm really thirsty." Buttercup said with a scowl. The girl just laughed. "I'm sure you are, now let me see your palm."

Buttercup gave a disgusted look. "Do you really have to touch me?" "Yes, if you want the free drink." The woman just replied with a smug grin and Buttercup rolled her eyes. "Fine, but make it quick, I don't have all night you know."

"I know, I bet you're really busy." The girl chuckled, and Buttercup scowled again, she wanted to slap that stupid grin off of the woman's face, it was really irritating her. The woman took Buttercup's palm in her hand and closed her eyes as she started running her fingers over it. "This is definitely creepy." She said with disgust.

Finally after a few seconds the woman opened up her eyes and let go of Buttercup's hand. "Can you give me the Dr. Pepper now?" Buttercup asked, losing her patience. "No of course not, I need to tell you the results."

"Yeah, and what are they?" Buttercup asked with a mocking giggle. "It looks like you have a soulmate." The woman exclaimed, a dreamy expression overtaking her. If Buttercup had been drinking the soda, she would've have spit it out right on this woman's face. "Soul mate? Are you for real? I think you got the wrong girl, lady." Buttercup barked defensively.

"No, no, I assure you the results are quite accurate, I even have his name." Buttercup couldn't help but burst out into laughter. "Yeah well who is the little rat? I'll be sure to beat the shit out of him."

The woman just continued flashing that smile of hers. "His name is Butch Jojo."

All of the color drained from Buttercup's face, and for a second it seemed as if the entire world had stopped, and the only person who was on the planet was her and this idiotic fortune teller. Now Buttercup was angry, her face turned visibly red. "You're a fucking liar! I wouldn't have anything to do with that scumbag Butch, I would curb stomp him if I could!" She huffed, getting up in the woman's face. She still managed to keep calm, she had a zen like patience Buttercup had never seen before.

"Ah, but young lady I don't make the fortunes, I just report them."

"Yeah well you're full of shit ma'am, now give me my fucking drink before I zap you." The woman just smiled and handed her the Dr. Pepper. Buttercup snatched it from her hand and walked off. She opened it and took a big swig. "That woman is out of her fucking mind if she thinks any boy on this planet would be my soulmate, let alone that filthy bastard meathead Butch." She said aloud to herself. As she said this though, her thoughts went back to earlier, to the dream, and to the feelings she had felt during the Red Rover game, and those feelings made her even angrier.

She chugged down the rest of the sugary drink and crushed it with her hand. "Maybe another ride will take my mind off of things." She walked over to the ring of fire ride but froze when she saw Butch in line.

"UGHGHGHG! It's like he's fucking following me." Buttercup growled as she turned around and headed towards another stand that was making cocktails. Surprisingly, no one else was in line. "Give me the biggest cocktail you have." Buttercup said.

Butch had shoved his way to the front of the line, most of the kids knew who he was and wouldn't dare complain. He could've sworn he saw Buttercup out of the corner of his eye, but decided it must've been some other girl. On the ride, he wondered if Brick or Boomer had found a chick yet. He knew he should've been looking for one to, but for some reason he wasn't interested. "Because you love Buttercup." A voice in his head purred. Butch just frowned, it was true, he had his heart set on that feisty beauty, but he had to at least make it look like he was interested in someone else, or the other villains might start spreading rumors that he was gay.

After he got off the ride, he decided to look for one of his brothers, but the voice of a woman stopped him. "Young man, would you like to have your fortune told?" She asked. "Nah, I'm good."

"Please? I'll give it to you for free."

"Alright, what the hell." Butch shrugged. The woman smiled. "Let me see your palm, handsome." Butch hesitated for a second but held his hand out.

The woman grabbed onto it and closed her eyes. "Mhmhmhm yes, It looks like you have a soulmate mister."

"A soulmate?" Butch asked, somewhat confused. "Oh yes, and I can tell you who she is." The woman smiled warmly.

"Really? Well who is it?" Butch asked, genuinely curious. "Why, none other than Buttercup Utonium."

Butch's cheeks turned red, and inwardly he scolded himself for such a feminine reaction. "Ugh, are you sure about that?" He asked, beginning to feel a strange fluttering in his chest. "Oh, I'm absolutely sure young man."

"Well, I'm not sure if she likes me." Butch said looking down at the ground. The woman chuckled. "Awww, do you like her young man?" Butch's face shot up and his cheeks started to burn when he realized he gave away his feelings. "What? No way! She's my arch enemy, there's no way I would ever love some worthless bitch like her."

"Whatever you say, you can't run from destiny." She laughed. "Ah, what do you know." He snarled before walking away. Although inside of his mind he was cheering. "Yes! I hope her prediction comes true, I really do."

"They'll make a great couple." The woman said happily to herself, watching the boy walk off.

Buttercup was now completely smashed, she had one cocktail to many and was now feeling woozy.

"Maybe drowning my feelings in alcohol wasn't as good of an idea as I thought." Buttercup moaned. "I better find Blossom and Bubbles."

As Buttercup walked, she started feeling weird, almost bubbly, which was definitely a foreign feeling to her. "I wonder if Bubbles is still getting her face painted, she probably is." Buttercup blurted out obnoxiously before breaking out into a fit of hysterical laughter. Little did she know, those cocktails made her stone cold drunk, and she was starting to show it now.

She walked up to one of the carnies, stumbling a bit as she pointed a finger at him. "Hey buddy, give me all the balls you got, I bet I can beat this dumb game you have here in a second." She said stumbling again as she broke out into more laughter.

"Alright Missy, that'll be five dollars."

"Five dollars?" That's high way robbery you dumb jerk, but here you go." She pulled out a twenty dollar bill and handed it to the guy.

"Um, this is fifteen dollars to much." "Don't lecture me buddy boy, just give me the damn balls!" Buttercup shrieked loudly making people look over at her.

"Young lady, I think you've had a little too much to drink." The man said with some concern in his voice.

"Nonsense, if anything I haven't had enough!" Buttercup burped as they guy handed her the balls. She took the first ball and threw it right up into the air and it fell down on her head, knocking her to the ground.

"This ground is pretty comfortable." She murmured. Butch was sipping on a lemonade when he saw some girl spread out on the ground with a crowd of people around her.

Butch laughed to himself. "It looks like some bitch couldn't handle her drinks." As he got closer though he nearly dropped his lemonade. The girl on the ground was Buttercup! "Is that Buttercup? I should go help her. She's your sworn enemy, forgot about her. One voice in his head said. "But she's beautiful." Another voice in his head replied. Butch decided to listen to the second one and he ran over to her, pushing the people out of his way. "All of you move it, there's nothing to see here." He threatened. Most of them backed off.

"Buttercup, are you okay?" He asked, nervous that she was hurt. "I'm just fine Mr. Macdonald, I just got done meeting grimace." She laughed. "Yeah, she's definitely drunk." Butch murmured to himself as he lifted her up to her feet.

She looked him in the face and began squinting her eyes at him. "Butch…is that…you?" She asked, in a voice that was broken away and distant.

"Yeah it's me, maybe we should find your sisters." Butch said keeping a tight grip on her hands so she wouldn't fall down. They hadn't gone two steps when Buttercup vomited all over the ground.

"Yeah, you better call it a night." Butch said as he kept his hold on her. Buttercup wiped her mouth with her sleeve and started smiling again. "Oh Butchie, you're such a stud!" She giggled. Butch blushed in surprise and horror, he knew it was the alcohol talking, as much as he wished it wasn't.

"You know." Buttercup laughed. "I had a wet dream about you earlier today Butchie."

"WHAT?" Butch's cheeks felt like they were on fire. "Yeah, I was even a little wet from it, god it made me so horny, you make me horny!" And with that she placed a big wet smooch on Butch's lips.

His eyes went wide, but he felt like he had died and definitely went to heaven. "BUTTERCUP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Blossom yelled. "Oooohhhh it looks like Buttercup has a boyfriend." Bubbles giggled, her cheek now adorned with a pink rabbit eating grass. Buttercup was then pulled away by Blossom.

"I'm walking on sunshine, it's gonna feel good!" Buttercup giggled as she spun around and nearly lost her balance again.

"You're drunk, come on, we're going home, it's getting late anyway." Blossom carefully grabbed onto her sister's arms so she wouldn't lose her balance, leaving Butch standing there with a bulge in his pants, but feeling very disappointed.

A few minutes after the girls left, Brick came running up to Butch. "Hey, where have you been? Boomer and I have been looking all over for you."

"Oh I was just riding some rides." Butch shrugged. Brick frowned. "What? Did you get any numbers? I got like five, yeah I'm definitely getting some pussy soon." He chuckled. Boomer then joined them. "That girl is totally into me! Hey Butch did you get any girl's number?" Boomer asked excitedly.

"Both of you just fuck off, I'm going home." Butch shouted, flying away. "What the hell is his problem?" Brick said scratching his head.

Well, I hope you enjoyed the first chapter, and if you did, please review, and I'll add another chapter. The more reviews I get the sooner I'll update, lol. Once again, thank you to those who are still following me, and I promise to update my stories quicker.