I wrote this a while ago, but didn't upload it because of technical difficulties. Enjoy! 10 ways to piss off squall
NO.10-Call him an emo.
NO.9- Tell him just because he wears leather it doesn't make him a biker.
NO.8-Ask him why he is completely oblivious to the fact that Rinoa wants in with him.
NO.7-Ask if he is the one supplying Selphie with sugar and caffeine.
NO.6- Mock his fashion sense completely.
NO.5-Say to him that Lionheart is just a rip-off of omni-slash.
NO.4- Tell him to put some bullets in his flipping gun-blade.
NO.3-Tell him his Dissidia costume has enough feathers to supply a "village people" fan-club.
NO.2- Ask him if he cuts himself.
NO.1-Call him an emo again, then give him some flowers to emotionally confuse him.
By the way, if you want me and my random mind to pick on a particular Final Fantasy hero or villian, then just ask. I'm all ears!