Loud House Presents: Halloween One-Shots

By Gennai Arakida XIV

Disclaimer: I do not claim to own the Loud House, I mean...why would I? The series would fall flat in my hands, and I don't know s**t about animation.

With the disclaimer outta the way...let's begin this month of madness!

*A stage in the center of a well known park in Royal Woods is set up with a few people milling about, chattering and muted speaking when smoke appears. Two figures, one with a 6'5" frame, and a smaller frame of 5' 4" emerged from the smoke. The taller one, with a costume set which represented a cult sci-fi classic with a bizarre twist: his armor was a simple design, but elegant, though to be fair, it will get dirty near the end. The smaller female, wore a black and white dress/ pants combo with antennae-type hair worn upwards, dark midnight-blue gauntlets, leg-protectors and dark grey running shoes. One would probably guess who the two might be, however...appearances can be deceiving. When the smoke finally clears, the tall male activates his voice alterer on his person, and speaks into the tiny microphone. His voice contrasted with the giant frame he had, but it was deep enough to gather a small yet eager crowd.*

"Greetings denizens of Earth, Royal Woods and designated lifeforms. I am-"

An exasperated voice next to him responded, snarling in the process: "Do you HAVE TO BE SO BOMBASTIC, LORD ATOM-SMASHER!?"

"Yes...Yes I do!" The tall guy known as Geno responded. Comedic weirdness notwithstanding, they argued like a married couple, which they're not.

"Fair enough...however do you have to use the voice changer, Geno? I mean, personally I should be the one using it. I know a few people who need a good scare!" A sinister laugh escaped from her lips. "Maggie, I-" "Really? Why can't you just call me by my full name?" "I thought it would offend you, first of all...secondly I though that's what you were usually called!"

Maggie raised a finger to object, but knew that he was kinda right. She raised an eyebrow as she spoke. "One again, fair enough...now, WHO'S ACTUALLY READY TO LIGHT THIS CANDLE!?"

The crowd cheered, as the two pulled a list from their pockets, and read in unison: "Each tale will shock you, make you laugh, cry and chill you to the bone! But mostly, they will entertain you! The Louds will star in each episode, of this story, and it's gonna be a wild 26 days! So prepare yourselves, for: 11 Loud Stories of Halloween in 11 Days!"

*they speak as fast to get the disclaimer out of the way* "Restrictions apply, results may vary...and be sure to bring an extra change of clothes, just in case!" With that, they turn and leave the stage.

*Suddenly, both of then say in a deeper tone* "Flawless Victory!" A random Jedi-esque person shouted: "It wasn't that flawless!" Lord Atom-Smasher's response was loud, but clear enough to shake him. "IT WAS FLAWLESS ENOUGH!" "Now, now...don't try to choke him. Though I should have!" Maggie snarled under her breath. "Fine Starship Empress...lets go pick up your girlfrien-"

"She's not my...grrrr! SERIOUSLY, I DON'T KNOW WHY THOSE RUMORS GET STARTED!? I don't even go that way!" Flustered, Maggie, or better known in costume as White Novesoul, tried to keep pace as they made the trek to the infamous House Of Loud.

AN: Exotos gave me an idea...so I just rolled with it. I hope I didn't give the wrong impression...this Halloween saga will take a while to finish. But, I need your help, with suggestions for this strange journey, as this will also have adventure in this humor/horror story. I have 26 day to complete this, but some of these stories will be connected, somehow. Gennai out!

*Maggie, with an incredulous look responds* Hey, give me a bigger role than just a placeholder for introductions, ok!? *sadface, and whimpering* I don't like feeling left out!