Bakura's Worst Fear

Authoress Notes: This is my first humor story, so, humor me. Please. I suck at humor even though I'm a comedian. I rather enjoy writing angst or tragedy. O.O;;;;;

Okay, time to start it up.

"Ryou!"

Ryou went to his darks room to find him on top of his shelf and staring at the ground.

"What's wrong?" Ryou asked.

"R-R-R!"

"What?"

"RAT!"

Ryou's eyes widened and he started to giggle, then the giggling to turned to cackling, then the cackling turned to laughing hysterically.

"It's not funny! GET. IT. OUT!" Bakura squealed like a little girl.

Ryou looked over to the bed and looked under.

A. Mouse?

"Bakura! This is NOT a RAT!"

...No answer...

"Bakura?"

Ryou turned. Bakura was hypervenelating.

"Oooookay... I'll be right back."

Ryou took the mouse and put it outside. When he came back...

Bakura had dead fainted there was a small white mouse looking from his former spot upon the shelf.

"Bakura?"

The End...


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