Hey guys here is another Secret Saturdays one-shot story. I hope you will enjoy this. Please Review!
Dear person who ever finds this letter, I was meditating with the Saturdays. I was like ommmmmm, and they were like ommmmm. Until I sneaked out of there. Man! I tell you meditating can be so boring! That is why I sneaked out of there, that and I had to use the bathroom. So I went to use the bathroom and came back in the room returning to my meditating position until we were done meditating.
Doc and Drew went to the other room while I was talking to Zak and Fiskurton. I was telling them how boring meditating was cause I was like ommmmmm oooooh my god this is so boring, and they were like noooo this is not boring. Then there was a knock on the door we went to the door and open it and standing there was Pocahontas. I was like what are you doing her and she was like cause you think meditating is boring. She went in the house and sat on the couch.
I was about to ask her something until she started dancing for no reason. Then I was so mad that I grabbed her and threw her out of the window. Then another knock came out the door. I opened it and there was a zombie, I slammed the door in its face quickly. Drew came in the room and ask who was it. We said no one but she walk to the door anyway and opened it. We thought it was sthe zombie but it was Pocahontas. Her clothes were ripped and there was a tree branch stuck in her head.
She told Drew that I threw her out of the window and that I don't like meditating either. Drew looked at me and I was like you tattle-tale. She came after me but I grabbed her, and threw her out of the window again. This time she was abducted by a UFO. Then Drew looked at me madly but she gave me a kiss.
After she gave me a kiss I fainted,
From a mysterious man.
P.S. (Right down to the pickles and the cheese selection. Grillburger!)
Another part of the Bacon Grillburger song. Hoped you like it. Please review.