Josh and the magic bike:
Once upon a time there was a little boy was born in Hemel-Hempstead, his name was Matthew Stephens. His young life was fun; with biking and fucking and friends, well, it was time to settle down for Matty, he met a beautiful young chubbs named Andrea. She was an eh-ish lady, she was THICC (yes with two C's) Like THICC AF! They fucked. And had a boy. This boy's name was going to go down in history. This boy's name was; Joshua Stephens.
At the age of 11 Joshua stumbled upon a bike, it was love at first sight. But that was also a dawn of a horrible time for Joshua. His dad had disappeared. There was a robot that looked like his dad but he knew it was fake instantly. The bike came over to Josh and whispered in his ear: "I'll be here for you". Josh licked the Bike's rims and oil came out, Josh cried out "Why, Why" as the oil came all over him. Josh had an idea, he inserted the handlebars inside his anus and cried out "OOOOOH MATTY"
And the Bike cried out "IT'S THE GCN QUIZ" and Josh knew, he'd just been penetrated by his Father.
The End