Hey guys this is DAAH1996ROX. This is my first one-shot story. You see before the first day of school I looked in my closet to see what I need for a school. I got out a binder and opened it, and saw some old stories I wrote out of boredom when I couldn't check out any books when it was close to the end of the school year. I have a couple more that I will publish one is another Secret Saturdays and the other is an Ed, Edd, n Eddy story. Well I hope you will enjoy this one-shot.
Dear person who ever finds this letter,
I was with the Saturdays studying cryptids. They were in cages until one escape and came after me, and tackled me to the ground. I was waiting for it to eat me until it asked me to marry it and have babies with it. When it asked me that I was like no way and it was like yes way until I told it that it wasn't my type. When I told the cryptid that it slapped me with its claws and ran into the woods crying. I got up and told the Saturdays that we needed to capture it.
So we did and we went into the woods. While we were looking for the cryptid I was singing the Dairy Queen Bacon Grill burger song (Look it up on YouTube if you haven't seen it or remember it) until everyone told me to shut up. I was like all sad and they were like man he's annoying, until a creature pops out of nowhere and grabbed Zak and Doc, and threw them somewhere leaving Drew and I alone with it.
We thought it was going to attack us but it left. Drew and I were looking for Zak and Doc until some cryptid came out and spray a pink mist at Drew.
I went to check on Drew if she was alright when I turned her around to look at me. She smiled and attempted to kiss me. I began to walk away from her while she tried to kiss me,
reminding her that she had a son and husband and OH MY GOD! I hope someone makes a movie out of this. She then grabbed me and kissed me. When she kissed me she opened her eyes and they were wide. She looked at me kissing her, and she slapped me. She was like your sick and I was like hey you kiss me. Then we saw Doc and Zak with the cryptid. We were glad to see them and the cryptid. So we went to back home for supper. And that's exactly what happen,
from a mysterious man.
P.S. (Did I use bacon as a verb? Maybe!)
Well I hoped you liked it. The P.S. part is a part of the song of the Bacon Grill burger jingle. Back then I was obsessed with that jingle cause I liked it, and it was stuck in my head. Please Review.