Author's Note: Hello everyone! I've re uploaded chapter 1 because for some reason it removed Aeris' name making everything look very stupid. I'll be going through the other chapters to see if anything else is totally screwed up so I can replace it. A new chapter is coming soon yay!
(Walking to the bus)
Roxas: I can't believe we have to go back to school again.
Axel: I know this shit is so gay.
Sora: Well, I kind of like school.
(Everyone looks at Sora)
Sora: ...
Riku: I should've known you'd say some shit like that.
Xemnas: Well, this is the last year for me so; I guess y'all are just fucked.
Xigbar: Snakes on a motha fuckin plane! There's the bus!
(The bus is slowly closing its doors while the others run up to it.)
Xemnas: Where's Sora, did he make it on the bus?
Sora: Yeah, I'm right here!
Xemnas: Damn...
(As they walk down the aisle, they see some more people.)
Demyx: Look, there are some more people getting on the bus!
Saix: No shit Sherlock. I wonder if Xemnas still goes to this school.
Xemnas: Hey, Saix!
Saix: Damn...
Kairi: Hi Sora!
Sora: Kairi!
(Riku just looks at him running to her and he rolls his eyes and laughs.)
Cloud: Hey Sephiroth! Is that a new cell phone? Can I see it?
Sephiroth: Number one: yes, it is new. Number two: Hell no you can't see it!
Roxas: Hey Axel, what grade are you going to be in?
Axel: I don't know?
Roxas: You don't know what grade you're going to!
Axel: Umm...no.
Roxas: Wow! You're a dumbass!
Axel: But, Xigbar doesn't know either!
Xigbar: Yes I do! I'm going to 11th grade! You are going to 10th grade!
Roxas: I'm going to 9th grade.
Sora: Yeah, me too!
Roxas: So.
(The bus pulls up at school.)
Xemnas: So Saix, how do you think our new school is going to be?
Saix: I think it's going to suck ass.
Xemnas: My thoughts exactly.
(Kairi and the others come running up to Xemnas and Saix.)
Kairi: Wow, it's so big!
Saix: Yeah, I am.
Kairi: Eww...I meant the school.
Riku: Hey look, there's Larxene!
(Larxene turns around and Demyx is walking up to her.)
Larxene: Hey Demyx, are they coming over here to me?
Demyx: Um, yeah. They are.
Larxene: Damn...
Everyone in the story so far: LARXENE!
Larxene: What the fuck are their problems?
(She runs into the school, and everyone else comes running in too.)
-First Period- 12th grade
Xemnas: Do you think our teacher's gonna be a girl? Do you think she's gonna be cute? Do you think she's gonna give a lot of homework?
Saix: Do you think you could shut the fuck up?
Xemnas: ...You mother fu-
Teacher: Hello students! My name is Ms. Aeris. Welcome to another fine year of school!
Everyone in class: ...Whatever.
: Well, let's get the day started! Xemnas!
Xemnas: See Saix, I knew this was gonna happen! The teacher sees me and instantly gets attracted to me.
Saix: (Rolls his eyes) whatever you say...
: Xemnas!
Xemnas: Yes, my love?
: ...
Saix: Um Xemnas, I think she's calling attendance.
Xemnas: Oh shit...I'm here!
: Thank you! Um... I think it's pronounced, Sex?
Saix: -sighs- its Saix! My name is Saix!
: Okay, okay! Saix!
Saix; I'm here, I'm here! Damn...
: All right, now let's finish this up.
(After a long attendance list...)
: Okay, now I will be teaching 12th grade Math.
Xemnas: I love math class. (Looks at .)
: Umm...good for you...Now, let's start the lesson.
(Ms. Aeris is writing notes on the board while the class writes them down too.)
Saix: (Whispering) Xemnas. Xemnas. Hey, Xemnas.
Xemnas: (Ignoring Saix)
( looks back at Saix and Xemnas with a mean look.)
Saix: Xemnas...Xemnas. XEMNAS!
Xemnas: NO Saix! Leave me alone! I do not want to buy any weed from you!
(The whole class starts laughing and turns all the way around looking very angry.)
Saix: (looking stupid) What the fuck...
: Xemnas, Saix, come to detention with me after school.
Xemnas and Saix: Damn...
(The bell rings and everyone walks out of class.)
Xemnas: You were being very bad in class today. I don't know why I'm going to detention.
Saix: You heard me calling you! We sit right next to each other, what's your problem?
Xemnas: (looks at Saix stupidly) I don't know, but the more I think about it, I think she wanted me to stay after school so we can do it. I think she wanted you to come because...I don't know. Maybe so you can watch or something.
Saix: Get...the hell...away...from me.
(Saix begins to walk faster.)
Xemnas: Aw, come on Saix. Don't leave. Don't leave me here!
(Xemnas and Saix go to 2nd period and so do the others.)