Sargon of Akkad vs. Murdoch Murdoch: Two Evils Fight
The VERY evil conservative Youtuber Murdoch Murdoch one day decided to convert all of Youtube into his evil nazi ways. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" laughed Murdoch Murdoch, "I will convert Youtube into being a nazi haven for us Nazis!" Murdoch Murdoch hated the "liberal" mainstream-ness of Youtube, because they (rightfully) banned him for making offensive nazi videos.
Murdoch Murdoch was so conservative in fact, that he actually hated the king of evil conservative Youtubers, Sargon of Akkad. "Darn you Sargon!" Murdoch Murdoch cursed, "How dare a cuck like you have control over the great alt-right community!? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
The evil Murdoch Murdoch got his two evil friends, the red-haired lady and his Richard Spencer-clone, to help him on a mission to destroy Sargon of Akkad. The next day, they went to Sargon's mansion, and found Sargon in his chair eating dollar bills. "I hate you Bernie Sanders!" cried the evil Sargon, "How dare you fight for the evil known as feminism!?" "Die Sargon!" cried Murdoch Murdoch and his two dumb friends. "NO!" shouted Sargon of Akkad, "YOU THREE WILL DIE!"
Sargon threw his Pepe the frog statues at Murdoch Murdoch's red-haired lady friend's skull. The Pepe statues actually managed to destroy Murdoch Murdoch's red haired lady friend, and she turned into dust. Murdoch Murdoch cried, "NO! I was going to have her work in the kitchen and make me more white babies! CURSE YOU SARGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!" Murdoch Murdoch sicked his evil Richard Spencer-clone after Sargon, but Sargon used his Kamehameha and blasted it at the Richard Spencer-clone, and the Richard Spencer-clone combusted into ashes. "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" cried Murdoch Murdoch. "Ha ha!" laughed Sargon, "Who's the cuck now!?"
Before Murdoch Murdoch and Sargon of Akkad could defeat each other however, the brave and heroic Anita Sarkeesian crashed through the windows to teach those two sexist and racist monsters a lesson! "You two evil monsters have committed enough crimes!" shouted Anita Sarkeesian, "You both have caused the crimes of being offensive and making evil Youtube videos! Especially you Murdoch Murdoch! For that you both are going to jail!" Anita Sarkeesian used her super powers to grab both Sargon of Akkad and Murdoch Murdoch and flew them both into a jail house.
Sargon of Akkad and Murdoch Murdoch had committed different crimes, so they were placed in different jail cells and given different punishments. For Sargon, he was forced to be strapped to a chair and watch "SJW" videos for all eternity! For Murdoch Murdoch, since his crimes were even worse than Sargon of Akkad's, he was locked up in the same cell as a group of big, strong, and very muscular black men who were gay. These big gay black men were about to beat up Murdoch Murdoch for being an alt-right white nationalist pig! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Sargon of Akkad and Murdoch Murdoch.