Alchemist Ninja: Naruto
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto(I leave this to Kishimoto Masashi), or any other character except my OC. Nor do I own Fullmetal Alchemist(I leave this to Hiromu Arakawa.)
"Blah"-Human talk.
"Blah"-Human think/Mindscape link.
"Blah"-Inner Sakura/Hinata.
"Blah"-Demon talk.
"Blah"-Demon think.
"Blah"-Deity talk.
"Blah"-Deity think.
For those of you that are too stupid to tell, this is a new story by yours truly, Namikaze Minato. Also, this is a FMA Naruto crossover. I would like to thank Shingen Takeda 1521 for being my beta on Naruto, Friend of Many. I expect to make this story as good, if not better, than Naruto, Friend of Many. Good day, all.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT A BUG WOULDN'T TELL IF IT STEPPED ON HIM?!" A young blonde man yelled.
"That isn't what I said, Brother, what I said was that you are just a little shorter than me..." A tall... talking suit of... armor... said to him.
"Shut up, Al." The blonde man said back. In truth, the man, Edward Elric, was quite short in stature.
"Ok, Brother, but we need to get going to stop those people from bringing back the Homunculi." Al said, reminding Ed. Al is approximately seven feet tall, and had giant metal spikes sticking out from his shoulders and forehead. When he and his brother were trying to bring back their deceased mother, they crossed over onto God's domain: Creating Life. Al had his body destroyed by the 'Gate of Truth' as it is called. As his soul was about to be destroyed, Ed attached it to a suit of armor, sacrificing his right arm. They had to stop the Saigen Shakai (Limits/Revival Society) from reviving the Homunculi, soul-less bodies.
Ed jumped over the box he was hiding behind, and clapped his hands together, getting ready to use alchemy. He slapped his hands to the ground, bending the molecules in the concrete to his will, making a giant fist to punch one of the people in the face. It connected, but it was too late; the Saigen Shakai had partially revived the Homunculi. It only brought back the red stones that they lived off of, and fused them together, making a new entity. The new entity killed all of it's summoners.
"Oh shit." Ed said under his breath.
The new entity just said, "My name is Inmetsu," and then the 'Gate' was summoned up and he walked through it.
"Edward Elric, you are the only one that has ever defied me, but this new entity, 'Inmetsu' has done the same. I am going to seal you, Al, and Winry inside the mind of a newborn babe on the other side of my existence. The other side of my existence is called You have 24 hours to gather whatever you want to take with you. I will appear to Al and Winry to tell them the same thing. Get ready for hell until the babe, Naruto, has killed Inmetsu, when you will come back here with your real limbs," the Gate said. Ed's golden eyes widened, and he started running around.
"Woo-hoo! Ima gonna get my limbs back!!" Ed yelled.
"As I was saying, your brother will get his body back, and it will be fast forewarded to look like what it would had he not lost it. Oh, and by the way Winry likes you," the Gate said before dissapearing.
24 HOURS LATER
So, Al, Winry, are you ready to go? We don't really have a choice, but are you ready?" Ed asked the afforementioned people.
"Yes, I am ready, brother," Al said, carrying all of the stuff he needed.
"Yep, you idiot," Winry said, handling her wrench, making Ed back up a few paces.
"I think that the Gate was lying about her liking me..." Ed thought. Right when he thought this, the Gate appeared, causing him to jump.
"One, I wasn't lying to you Edward, and two, for a shrimp, you sure can jump. And they say white boys can't jump(I am white, so if I was being racist, I would be racist towards myself... and I am Native American, and French, and German, and Scottish, and too damn many other things.) Three, get ready to be sealed," the Gate said, confusing the other two about the first thing, making them laugh at the second, and making their eyes grow cold at the third. A alchemy circle appeared under the three and their baggage, which glowed blue, and they dissapeared.(If you want a visualazation of the circle, check my profile and click the first link.) When they could see again, they were inside of an empty space, until a giant cage with a huge fox popped into existance out of nowhere.
"HOLY SHIT!!" Ed yelled, freaking out because they were sharing the space with a fucking FOX!
"What the fuck!" Winry yelled for the same reason.
"Well, this is weird," Al just said.
"Well, what do we have here? Some more poor saps that were sealed into this flesh-bag?" The giant fox, known as the Kyuubi-no-Kitsune, said in his low baritone voice.
"What the fuck are you?" Ed asked the fox.
"I am a demon known as the Kyuubi-no-Kitsune. Please call me by my real name, Toumoku." He said.
"Um, ok, Toumoku. What did you do to get sealed in this 'flesh-bag' as you called him? We were sealed in here to teach him our abilities." Winry asked him.
"I attacked his father's village. Then his dad sealed me inside him. Any questions? No? Good." Toumoku said.
"Ok. I do have a question. Why did you attack the village?" Ed asked.
"Good question, shorty. I..." Toumoku stopped after seeing Ed start steaming.
"Don't. Call. Me. SHORT!!" Ed yelled, before clapping his hands, and slamming them onto the bars of the cage. The cage started to get smaller, making Toumoku beg for mercy.
"Please don't kill me! I swear I won't call you the 'S Word' again!" Toumoku begged.
"Ok!" Ed said, cheerfully.
"Ok, as I was saying. I was attacked by them as I was on my way to Wind country from Lightning country." Toumoku explained.
"Wind country? Lightning country? What is he talking about?" The three humans thought.
"Ok, so what are Wind country and Lightning country?" Winry asked.
"So, you are foreigners? They are countries that have ninja nations inside of them. I was on my to Wind to talk to Shukaku, a demon like me." Toumoku explained.
"Yeah, you could say we are foreigners. We are actually from another universe. One called Amestris. There, we use alchemy, the practice of changing things into other things. I am Ed, the giant tin-can is Al, my brother, and the female of this group is Winry. Pleased to meet you." Ed said before getting slammed into the ground by the 'tin-can'.
"Brother, don't call me a tin-can. It will be your demise." Al said.
" Dumb ass." Winry said, while slapping her forehead.
"Note to self; Do not call Al a tin-can, and do not call Ed sho-ahslkjfdhk-rt(the ahslkjfdhk is used to make a weird noise so that the word isn't completed. From now on I will use two dashed in the middle of a word like this: je--rk.). What shouldn't I call the chick?" Toumoku said.
"Don't. Call. Me. A. CHICK!!" Winry yelled, throwing her wrench at the bars.
"That is what I shouldn't call her." Toumoku said, before yelping in pain as the wrench hit him between the eyes. "Hey, Ed, would you mind alchemizing some sort of screen so that we can see what is going on outside of our host?" Toumoku asked.
"Sure, no problem, except for the law of equivalent exchange. Eh, lets try it." Ed said, before using the clapping maneuver. A giant screen appeared before their eyes, and they saw a man blow fire at the boy's face.
"And some sort of speaker system so that we can hear?" Toumoku said.
Ed did what he was asked, and they heard an old man yell, "ENOUGH! You will NOT harm Naruto. He is the Yondaime's legacy, and if you speak of his burden to anybody under the age of three, you WILL die."
"So, the laws of equivalent exchange do not apply in here? Hot damn." Ed said.
"Sarutobi, we must kill the demon child. He must not be allowed to live." One of the men said, before a kunai was embedded in his throat.
"What did I just say? You won't harm Naruto. Got it?" The man, now known as Sarutobi, said.
"Yes sir!" All of the still alive men said.
"I take it this man is the leader of the village." Ed said.
"Yeah. He is the Sandaime Hokage." Toumoku said. "I am going to sleep until the brat comes into his own mind."
"Yeah, me too." Ed said.
"Yup." Al said.
"Goodnight, Ed." Winry said, before snuggling up to him.
"Wow, to Gate wasn't lying." Ed thought, before falling asleep.
3 Years Later
"Where am I?" A young boy with spiky blonde hair and sapphire blue eyes said. He was on a beach that had three people and a fox with a collar on it. One of the people was a male with somewhat long, blonde hair in a braided ponytail. He was wearing a black jacket, and was asleep. Another of the people was a female with long blonde hair that was flowing over her sholders, and had a white shirt and blue jeans on. The las was a man in a suit of armor that had spikes on the sholders and one coming out of his forehead. The fox, while laying down was at least 75 meters tall, had blood red fur, and nine whipping tails behind it.
"Kyuubi? I thought the Yondaime killed it." Naruto thought, before realizing that this was his mind, because there was a screen that showed the outside world, the inside of a dumpster. "So, the Yondaime sealed the Kyuubi inside of me? It makes sense now. My birthday is on the same day as the attack, and I get called a demon by the village and am beaten."(As you can tell, Naruto is quite advanced for his age.)
Naruto saw one of the figures stirring, the man in the armor. "Hey, mister, who are you?" Naruto called out to him.
"I am Alphonose Elric, just call me Al, and I am sealed inside your mind. The blonde male over there is my brother, Edward Elric, just call him Ed, and don't call him short. The blonde female is Winry Rockbell. Let me wake them up." Al said.
"Um, why are you in armor?" Naruto asked.
"I am not in armor, I am armor. My soul was bound to the armor." Al said, before kicking Ed in the ribs.
Naruto was shocked that one, someone's soul was bound to armor, and two, that he would kick his own brother in the ribs.
"You stupid soda-can. Don't fu... Oh, hello, Naruto. Have you realized that this is your mind?" Ed said, before getting kicked in the back of the head, courtesy of Al, waking Winry up.
"Yes, I have realized it." Naruto said.
"Where am I? Oh yeah. Hi, Naruto. Whats up?" Winry asked.
"I fell asleep, and I was telemorted into my mind." Naruto said.(Remember that he is three. He doesn't know how to say 'teleported'.)
"Hey, Naruto, you have GOT to get rid of that jumpsuit. It is hideous. Al and I will be teaching you something called Alchemy, and Winry will be teaching you... whatever she teaches you. With Alchemy, you can do many things, including make your own weapons, fix your weapons, make clothes, make gold, and a lot more stuff." Ed said. "But, first, you have to train your mind. Come here."
Naruto did as he was told, and walked over to Ed.
"This is the periodic table of elements. Memorize it in a week. Come back here when you have." Ed said, handing Naruto the sheet.
Naruto just walked off to another part of his mind. When darkness came, Ed walked over to him, and made fire for light using alchemy.
One Mind Week Later
"I have the periodic table memorized. Every single bit of it. I hate it. Now, what do you want me to do?" Naruto said to Ed.
"Get out of your mind, and think of a large, yellow circle. Imagine yourself jumping into it, and imerse yourself with it. Then draw a circle that looks like this." Ed drew the circle. "I then want you to clap your hands together and slam them into the circle. Think of the elements in the pavement, and CHANGE them into new clothes. Go, NOW!" Ed said, before kicking Naruto out of his own mindscape.
(EXIT MINDSCAPE)
Naruto thought of the yellow circle, and imagined himself hopping into it. He felt energized, and started drawing the circle with a peice of chalk that just happened to be there. When he was done, he clapped his hands together, and a yellow spark appeared. He slammed his hands into the circle, and concentrated of the elements. He thought of carbon and sodium; Magnesium and silicon. He changed them into a new pair of clothes. The shirt was a neutral grey, and the pants had many pockets for random crap, and were navy blue. Naruto stripped off his current clothes, and put the new ones on. He felt like a new person, and it was true.
"Good job, Naruto, and welcome to your tor-- I mean training." Ed said through their mindlink. Naruto just whimpered. And so began the new life of Naruto, the Alchemist Ninja.
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