A/N: So this is going to be different than everything I've done so far. This is going to be randomness. If you don't like randomness...you clearly are not worthy.
Me: I'm bored…What to do today… Homework is an option I guess… I know… I'll abduct Fang from James Patterson for a while (Sets off to find Fang and James Patterson to some amazingly awesome theme music)
1 hour later
Me: (laughing evilly) I have Fang and James Patterson said I could keep him for a while.
Fang: Hello? Right here?
Me: Oh yeah. Hi, Fang.
Fang: Hello, where am I?
Me: My house.
Fang: And that would be?
Me: In that one town that's known for that one thing. It's in that one state…You know… Right?
Fang: You aren't going to give me a straight answer are you.
Me: Nope.
Fang:…
Me: Yeah… Whatcha wanna do?
Fang: Go back to the Flock.
Me: Not an option.
Fang: Damn.
Me: BAD LANGUAGE!
Fang: (holding his ears) Why on earth did you have to yell?
Me: You cursed. Wanna help me with my homework?
Fang: Not really.
Me: Well then you can sit there bored. (Reaches over grabs homework and turns on music.)
Fang: What song is this?
Me: Why don't you go look?
Fang: Your closer.
Me: Touché. It's "Meant to Live" by Switchfoot.
Fang: Cool.
Me: (Looking at the next question in the Geometry textbook saying in a sing-song voice) This is so stupid when will I ever need to know how to do this. This isn't possible.
Fang: Just because its hard doesn't mean it's impossible.
Me: No this one really is. See.
Fang: (Looking at the question, pretending to understand it) Ahhh, I see.
Me: You don't understand this do you.
Fang: Nope, not at all. What are you listening to know?
Me: "Where Did You Go?" by Valencia.
Fang: What's that on your computer?
Me: The background?
Fang: No, what's open on the Internet?
Me: Oh, that. That's Pandora Radio. It's free internet radio.
Fang: How does it work?
Me: What's your favorite artist?
Fang: What?
Me: What's is your favorite music artist? I'm going to make you your own channel on my user.
Fang: Ummmm. What's playing now?
Me: Linkin Park.
Fang: Put them down.
Me: Linkin Park it is. See now they are making a station that will fit your taste of music…Now it plays one that fits their style.
Fang: I already like this station.
Me: I'll rename it for you…There now it is Fang's station. (goes back to working on my Geometry homework)
Fang: How do I make it start over from the beginning?
Me: Can't. Apparently it's against the rules. ( worked on homework some more)
Fang: I don't like this song. Can I change it?
Me: Yeah, but give it a chance because you only can skip 6 songs per hour.
Fang: Seriously?
Me: Seriously.
Fang: Never mind I like this song now.
Me: Thought you would. (Worked on Geometry homework for real) Finished! Now on to Spanish. (Ends Flashback)
Me: And that is how I abducted Fang and got him to stay.
Fang: That was like weeks ago.
Me: Yep…Stupid finals.
Fang: She has been cursing out finals for a while.
Me: They are EVIL!
Fang: Then why don't you study for them?
Me: 'Cause… I don't know… I don't know how to really study.
Fang: You don't know how to study.
Me: Nope, never really had to.
Fang: Geez, I bet people reading this are very jealous of you.
Me: I'm sure they are, Fangdalious.
Fangdalious: Fangdalious? Really?
Me: Yepper, pepper.
Fangdalious: Change my name thingy back.
Me: Okie dokie artichokie
Fang, Knight of NI: Thank you.
Me: Your welcome.
Fang, Knight of NI: What do you want to talk about.
Me: Not entirely sure.
Fang, Knight of NI: Well...this chapter is probably really long.
Me: I know how will I ever live up to this standard to which I have set myself.
Fang, Knight of NI: That is your problem. (pulls out ghost story book)
Me: Hey, that is my book.
Fang, Knight of NI: That is your problem.
Me: You can read it if you want. Just to warn you, however, reading it after dark probably isn't the best idea.
Fang, Knight of NI:Yeah, like your warning to avoid your brother's friend.
Me: They are EVIL!
Fang, Knight of NI: You said the same thing about exams.
Me: Because they are EVIL!
Fang, Knight of NI: Okay... We are going to end this before you do something you'll regret.
A/N: So that was really how things usually go.
Fang: You really let that be my name thingy for that long.
Me: Yep...(to readers) If you have a topic that you would like me and Fang to talk about, leave a review. If you have a comment, leave a review. If you hated it, leave a review.
Fang: Basically, she wants you to review.
Me: EXACTLY!
Fang: What did I say about yelling?
Me: Sorry.