A/N- Once, while I was at home alone, I played Twilight Princess. And this is what happened...
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Link walked inside the area-in-which-the-author-cannot-remember-what-it's-called-but-it-has-lots-of-cuccos-and-stuff.
Ignoring the odd comment that the author just made, Link stepped forward purposefully. He was going to do it. After all, he had wanted to for so long... so long...
He walked up to the man who owned all the cuccos, paid him the rupees, and then the man stepped aside. Little did he know what was about to unfold... Link smirked, his eyes dark...
He took out the Master Sword and began attacking the cuccos. Now, you might be wondering why he was doing that unless you were severely bored like the author and started attacking cuccos, wondering what would happen and if maybe a million cuccos would come and attack you.
What happens is if you attack them enough, you can gain control of them. IT'S AWESOME!
Anyways...
Link finally took control of one of them... he flew the cucco over the edge of the thing that the author still can't remember and sent it plummenting into Lake Hylia.
Again and again he did this, until every single one of the cuccos were gone, in Lake Hylia...
Then he walked over to the man and talked to him.
"Oh my goodness!" The man who owns the cuccos exclaimed. "They're gone! My cuccos are gone! I'm so sorry, but I can't help you right now..."
He turned away.
Link smirked again and jumped into the lake from where he stood.
It didn't even make a satisfying splash.
Darn.
A/N- I hope you all enjoyed this bout of randomness. This is my twentieth story! Yay! Please, R&R, no flames!