Hey! New story! I'm sure this has probably been done at some point but…. Yeah.

I don't own death note or facebook… if I did I'd be freaking rich!

L: I AM JUSTICE

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L: Light-kun did not 'like' my status; therefore, Light-kun is Kira.

Light Yagami: That's ridiculous L! Just because I'm not a pitiful suck-up does not make me Kira!

Touta Matsuda: I lkd ur status L!

Light Yagami: Case in point. Matsuda.

L: I am well aware of that Matsuda, and you sound ridiculous when you type in text-speak.

Misa-Misa (public figure) likes Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber and 14 other pages.

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Light Yagami: Can you disown your girlfriend?

Misa Misa: wats that supposed 2 mean? LITE?

Misa Misa: LITE? I called u 6 times and u didnt pick up? ru all rite?

L: Light-kun was simply busy at the task-force Amane. Please, calm yourself.

Misa Misa: its a free country I can do wat I want you perv!

Mello: first is the worst, second is the FUCKING BEST! SUCK ON THAT NEAR!

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Near: Very mature, Mello.

Mello: Your mom's very mature.

Near: That made absolutely no sense and you know it.

L: Let me guess. The rankings got posted today.

Mello: No we had a geography test. I got a 99% L! But next time I'll get a 100!

L: Fine.

Near: May the best man win.

Mello: Yes! The best MAN! Not best fucking albino baby who still plays with fucking toys like a fucking baby!

Near: Temper…temper.

Mello: NEAR IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU

Rodger Ruvie: Mello! Language!

Mello: He started it!

Near: It was your post.

Mello: Burn in hell, fucker.

Matt: Mello! Ur gonna get ur acnt closed by Rgr agn! Stfu!

Mello: bite me

Touta Matsuda: I'm puttin' on my shades to cover up my eyes
I'm jumpin' in my ride, I'm headin' out tonight
I'm solo, I'm ridin' solo
I'm ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo, solo

I'm feelin' like a star, you can't stop my shine
I'm lovin' cloud nine, my head's in the sky
I'm solo, I'm ridin' solo
I'm ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo, solo

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Suichi Aizawa: Shocker there…

Light Yagami: LOL

Touta Matsuda: I dnt get it…. :(

Matt: haha I beat the new cod game in one day!

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Mello: no comment

Near: Why bother commenting then?

Mello: WHY DON'T U GET THE FUCK OFF FB B4 I COME IN UR ROOM AND KICK UR ASS?

Mello has closed his/her account.

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Matt: ouch

LeahKeehl13: had a very fun time writing this and will update again whenever inspiration strikes her. Reviews would also be lovely. ;D (also I will consider any ideas you have for this...)