A/N: This is a story me and a friend kind of roleplayed/wrote and though it took me forever I finally got this up. This is my first story written with another person, and I think it's really good. Anyways I was Tom and ayfw was Ginny. (My friend is areyoufeelingwicked)

Disclaimer: My name is Tom Riddle and I am a fictional character ccreated by J.K. Rowling. (So are all other characters in this story, muggles) (I WILL RULE THE WORLD!)

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Hello. My name is Tom Riddle.

Hello Tom, I'm Ginny.

Do you know Harry Potter?

Oh, very well! *sighs dreamily*

Can you tell me about him, Ginny?

Yes! I have his schedule memorized! 3

Ginny are you a stalker?

I am if you are. Now tell me, where do you live?

Nowhere. But I'm sure the two of us have very different reasons for wanting to know Harry Potter.

I hope so, since your name is Tom. You are a guy right?

Of course, Ginny. Now can you tell me about Harry Potter's wizarding skills?

Oh he's amazing… but don't tell my brother I said that. He'd be wicked angry.

How could I tell him? Will you help me meet your friend Harry Potter?

Only if you tell me why a guy like you owns a diary and not only that… why do you write in it?

What do you mean 'a guy like me?'

I don't think this is normal behavior. Earlier you stated we had different reasons for wanting to know Harry Potter.

Avadra Kadavra!

It doesn't work through paper, you idiot.

That isn't nice, Ginny.

I know.

I will not write to you anymore if you act that way.

I'm the one writing in the diary (your dairy) (haha) how are you even coming through?

It doesn't matter. Now how about you tell me why your brother would be mad if he knew you thought better of Harry Potter?

Because Ronald is Harry's best pal. Their nearly as close as Fred and George, only less obnoxious. (Bloody creeps they are)

What do you mean by that?

The creeps?

Yes.

Well, last year they wanted – do you know what they wanted to send me? – A toilet seat! They wanted to send me a toilet seat from Hogwarts!

Oh. And you know these people? (Why am I not surprised?) Are they your brothers?

Yes. Well, two of them. Do you have any brothers, Tom?

No.

Lucky… I have six.

Six? That's a lot of siblings. But what do you mean 'as close as Fred and George,'?

They're best pals. They've only known each other for a year but they write over the breaks and they have the same classes, they even have the same dormitory compartment. Like I said, best friends. Oh, Hermione too.

Hermione? Is that Harry's girlfriend?

Ahaha- no, just no

Oh?

What do you mean 'oh'?

It almost sounds like you're jealous.

No! Why would I be jealous! She's not his girlfriend!

(Ha-Ha-Ha!) You are jealous!

I am not you looser! I swear if I ever meet you, the first thing you'll notice will be the bat shaped boogies flying out of your nose.

Oh. Good thing you don't know what I look like.

You know what? This is going down the toilet. Tom meet Myrtle!

Nooo!

A/N: So thats it I hope you liked the story and there will soon be more coming up. Please review and I will have scotty beam you up some cookies! I also would like to say what an awesome writer wyfw is so please check out her account.