MANY WAYS TO TORTURE JUSTIN LAW
By Theiving Alchemist :]
Of course this one! TAKE AWAY HIS IPOD…? MP3? I don't know which one it is…
Kick his head to pop his earbuds off!
Randomly slap him
RANDOMLY POKE HIM XD
When he doesn't have his ear buds on, run all chaotically screaming, "LORD DEATH EXPLODED! I TOLD BLACK STAR NOT TO PLAY WITH DYNAMITE!"
Turn down the volume to negative 4 :3
Cosplay as Lord Death for Halloween and knock on his door. Once he starts talking, immediately Shinigami Chop him and steal all his candy
Pelt him with crucifixes and see how HE likes it
His his MP3
Pretend his MP3 is yours
Break it
Throw it at him
"accidentally" step on it
Glomp him every 3 minutes
Make him teach you about the birds and the bees and then scream every time you see him calling him a "rapist science teacher"
Pelt Giriko plushies at him
Pelt the ACTUAL Giriko at him
Shove his face in Arachnes boobs. Laugh at the result
Tell him Lord Death no longer likes him
Replace all his clothes with NORMAL boy clothes
Scream in his ears in replacement of his MP3
Sing horribly and claim your singing is better than Death Metal
Unleash all the Justin fangirls
Show him all the yaoi JustinXGirko pairings (fanfictions and pictures)
Repeat step 24 with all the other male characters in Soul Eater
When Justin and Giriko are head to head in battle, smash their faces together, take many pictures of the kiss, and make sure no one has not seen it
Get Mala to randomly Maka Chop him
Have him preach to atheists. Who are science professors. That are stuck in math class. That are learning… ALGEBRA!
Lock the door to Lord Deaths office and break all forms of glass, plastic, and mirrors.
Make him sin and then lock all confessionals
Get atheists to tell him Lord Death sucks
Tell him Giriko is now a girl
Tell him is now a girl and get him NORMAL girl clothes
Tell him all males are girls and vice versa
Sing him all the nursery rhymes that have their lyrics changed to something perverted
Whenever he says something, tell him he has a dirty mouth (thanks Appleblx for 31-34 and 36)
Scream every time he tries to talk and especially when he's praying
Hide all his clothes and don't give them back until he wear NORMAL clothes
Seduce him so much he gets blood loss
Repeat steps 1-40 millions of times over :]