Cruise to Remember

Chapter 1

Authors note: Well this is like my first fanfic well the 2nd one really but since I didn't like the first one i wrote that much I didn't post it so this is my first one on here. I hope you like it and please tell me what you think! Enjoy!

In Colonel Roy Mustang's office it was actually quite for once. Everyone, even the colonel was doing his paperwork, but the silence didn't last long.

"HEY GUYS!" Hughes yelled as he barged through the door.

"YES, HELLO FELLOW MILITARY PERSONEL!" Armstrong yelled as he walked in after Hughes and ripping off his shirt, and having those sparkles of his floating around.

" OH MY GOD!" yelled Roy, Havoc, Fuery, Breda, and Falman while falling out of their chairs.

"What brings you two here?" Riza asked, looking up from her work.

" WHAT?" Roy yelled as he stood up." How can you ask them so casually! How did that not scare you? Geez!"

"I don't know sir, anyways why-"She was cut off by Roy

" I swear you're not normal!"
Riza reached for her gun and shot three bullets at him, two going on both sides of his head, and the other one right above him.
" Arg! You don't have to do that! I'm no the enemy!" Roy yelled walking over to Hughes and Armstrong.
" Well before you two start a war I think I'll tell you why I'm here." Hughes said. "Well you see Armstrong and I decided that all you guys and us plus my lovely wife Glacia and Elysia will attend a cruise for a week! Now back to my daughter!"
"Really?" Fuery and Havoc asked.

"YES! IT WILL BE DELITFUL!" Armstrong said while he flexed his muscles.

"That sounds awesome!" havoc said, while shielding his eyes from the blinding light Armstrong was giving off. "Now PLEASE put on your jacket back on!"
"Oh well if you wish." Armstrong said.

"You mean like on a ship in the middle of the ocean?" Riza asked.

"Yup!" Hughes replied.

' Great. I can't go! I'll get sick. Darn seasickness, I have to find a way out of it!' She thought.

"Why is that a problem?" Roy asked Riza with a smirk on his face." Your not scared are you?"
"No sir. I'm not."

"Well then why did you ask?"

"Uh…no reason really, but I hope all of you have fun."
"WHAT!" They all yelled.

"What do you mean? You can't come or something?" Roy asked.

"No its-" Riza started.

"You have to come! Gracia needs another woman!" Hughes said cutting her off.

Riza sighed as everyone kept saying random things and wouldn't let her speak. She got tired of it and pulled out her gun and shot it upwards to get everyone's attention. Sure enough they all stopped immediately.

"NO that I have your attention. I cannot go on this trip because I am pretty sure they wont allow Black Hayate on since he is a dog."
"Aww come on Riza!"Hughes said, "Just find someone to look after him for a week. It wont be much fun without you, plus Gracia would love it if you came!"

" Forget about him! This is going to be a one time chance for us!" Roy said

"But-"Riza started to say

" I HAVE THE PERFECT SOLUTION!" Armstrong yelled." She can stay with my sister! She is very sweet!"
" I don't know." Riza replied

" Come on Hawkeye! Its not going to kill you to leave work for one week and just relax!" Roy said as he pushed her out the door.

'I guess I have no choice.' Riza thought" Well I guess…"

"YAY!" Hughes said excitedly" Now go home and pack! The ship leaves in and hour and a half."
"Ok I'll bring Hayate and your sister can just take him from there ok Armstrong." Riza said as she left.

After she left, everyone else left to pack except Roy and Hughes.

"Soo…. Roy…." Hughes said smiling

" What? And why are you smiling like that?" Roy said

"You know what you need to do on this trip right?"
"What are you getting at Hughes?"
"MUWAHAHAHA"

"Tell me or do you want to be torched!"Roy said as he put on his glove.

Hughes stopped laughing and walked to the door then stopped. "On this trip you need to…find yourself a good wife! Perhaps and certain someone with blonde hair!" Then he ran out the door so he wouldn't be set on fire.

"Grr…"'what does he mean by a certain someone with blonde hair? AHH He can't mean Hawkeye! She would kill me, or would she?' Roy thought as he left to pack.

Yup well that's chapter 1! I hope you liked it and I should be updating soon, I'll try to update about everyday or so cause I know what its like to want to know what happens (if you want to know what happens in this story) so ya. Bye!