Cooper Don't Forget Torchwood (Rikki Don't Lose That Number by Steely Dan)
You're feeling sleepy that's the plan
When you thought you were starting to get somewhere
Jack slipped in a little retcon and sedative
And you could have a change of heart
Cooper don't forget Torchwood
Captain Jack ain't like nobody else
A note that says remember to yourself
Cooper don't forget Torchwood
You're the only one he wants
Offered you a job to seal the deal
With Gwack ship feels
You got a boyfriend, Rhys is his name
You can pretend like he's the one for you
But there's someone better, Jack Harkness
But if you'd have a change of heart
Cooper don't forget Torchwood
Captain Jack ain't like nobody else
Note that says remember to yourself
Cooper don't forget Torchwood
You're the only one he wants
Offered you a job to seal the deal
With Gwack ship feels
You tell yourself you're not his kind
But I'm tellin you that ain't right
Cuz he could have a change of heart
Cooper don't forget Torchwood
Captain jack ain't like nobody else
A note that says remember to yourself
Cooper don't forget Torchwood
You're the only one he wants
Offered you a job to seal the deal
With Gwack ship feels