A/N: This is a compilation of all my favorite horror ,slasher and paranormal movie scenes, A:TLA Style.
(Scene 1: Scream)
Azula ran back towards the the front porch of Toph's house where Zuko's body lay unconscious. She felt for his gun when she heard Ty Lee yelling behind her.
"AZULA!" she screamed. Ty Lee came limping up to her. "Jesus, Azula! We gotta get the FUCK outta here!"
Azula turned around and pointed Zuko's gun at her. "STOP RIGHT THERE!" she said, sounding more afraid than angry.
Ty Lee got very scared at the sight of Azula pointing her brother's gun at her.
"Don't shoot! It's me! I saw Sokka, he's dead! I think Toph did it, Azula! She's gone fucking psycho!" Ty Lee screamed. At the same moment, Toph came out of nowhere, knocking Ty Lee down.
"Don't listen to her, Sparky! She did it! She killed my Sokka!" Toph howled. Azula pointed Zuko's gun back & forth between the two arguing girls. Ty Lee shoved Toph in the shoulder.
"Give me the gun, Azula! She did it! Toph killed Sokka! Give me the gun!" Ty Lee screamed
"FUCK YOU BOTH!" Azula shrieked and ran back into the house.
Ty Lee & Toph banged on the door and shouted for about 20 minutes.
"AZULA!"
"OPEN UP!
"LET US IN, 'ZULA!"
"GO AWAY!" Azula shouted. She started to cry and buried her face in the door.
Suddenly she heard a crash & a groan from upstairs, a blood-soaked Mai came around the bend, still alive. She fell down the steps and groaned again
"Mai! Oh my god!" Azula yelled. She ran over to her wounded girlfriend and helped her to her feet.
"Azula, I'm fine. Give me the gun." Mai said. They heard a knocking at the door. It was Ty Lee. Azula asked Mai to let her in.
"What is it? What's happening?" Mai asked, turning back to the door.
"Toph's flipped! She's gone mad!" Ty Lee exclaimed.
Mai slowly turned around….with an evil, sinister smile on her face.
"We all go a little mad sometimes…." she said in a dark, villainous tone, pointing the gun at Ty Lee.
"OH, FUCK!" was all Ty Lee had time to say.
"MAI, NO!" Azula screamed.
Mai shot Ty Lee in the shoulder, she went down screaming. Azula ran over to her. Ty Lee was groaning and nursing her wound.
"Anthony Perkins…Psycho." Mai smirked, scratching her head with the gun.
Azula watched, horrified and disgusted, as her girlfriend licked blood from her fingers.
"Mmmmm…corn syrup. Same stuff they used for pig's blood in "Carrie." Mai marveled.
Azula started to back away, right into Toph.
"Toph, help me! Please!" she whimpered, burying her face in between Toph's breasts.
Toph stared down at Azula, she pulled out a white voice-changer box and put it to her mouth.
"Surprise, Azula." she said in Ghostface's voice. Azula looked back & forth between Mai & Toph. She quickly put 2 & 2 together. Toph tossed the voice box to Mai.
"What's the matter, 'Zula? You look like you've seen a ghost!" Mai's voice was now affected as well.
Azula wanted to know why this was happening. Why had her girlfriend and best friend become serial killers?
"Why are you doing this, Mai?" she asked.
"It's all part of the game, Azula!" Toph boasted crazily.
"It's called: GUESS HOW I'M GONNA DIE!" Mai screamed at her in the killer's voice.
"FUCK YOU!" Azula screamed.
Mai passed the gun to Toph. "Oh, no, no, no. We already played that game, Azula. And you lost." Mai taunted.
"See, it's a fun game, Azula! We ask you questions, if you get one wrong….BOO-GAH! You die!" Toph said.
"And, if you get it right…you die." Mai said.
Azula looked back & forth between the two girls, both smirking at her.
"You're crazy! Both of you!" she said.
"We prefer the term 'psychotic'" Toph sniveled.
"You two won't get away with this!" Azula said.
Mai looked up at her and cocked her head to the left.
"Oh, no? Tell that to Long Feng. You wouldn't believe how easy it was to frame him." Mai boasted, smiling psychotically . Toph put her head on Mai's shoulder, smirking.
"Watch a few movies, take a few notes.. it was fun!" Toph laughed.
Azula tried to run, but Mai stopped her.
"Hey! Where you goin', Sparky?" Toph asked.
Azula whimpered. "Why?! Why did you kill my mother?" she cried.
Mai was angry at this point. "Why? WHY?! You hear that, Toph? I think she wants a motive. Well I don't really believe in motives, Azula. I mean, did Norman Bates have a motive? No. Did they ever find out why Hannibal Lector liked to eat people? DON'T THINK SO. See, it's a lot scarier when there's no motive, Azula. We did your mom a favor, that woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something!" Mai ranted.
"We put her out of her misery, 'cause, let's face it Azula, your mother was no Sharon Stone!" Toph put in.
"That motive enough for you?" Mai asked venomously. "Well, how about this? Your slut mother was fucking my father…she's the reason my mom moved out and abandoned me. How's that for a motive? Maternal abandonment causes serious deviant behavior, it certainly fucked you up and made you have sex with a psychopath."
"That's right. You gave it up. Now you're no longer a virgin! I said virgin, WHOOPS! Now you gotta die, those are the rules." Toph said
"Let's pretend it's all a scary movie, Azula. How do you think it's gonna end?" Mai said to her.
"Oh! Oh! This is the greatest part! you're gonna love this! We got a surprise for you Azula. Yeah, you're gonna love this one, it's a scream baby! Hold on a sec, I'll be right back!" Toph said, disappearing into the garage.
"You know what time it is, Azula? It's after midnight. It's your mom's anniversary. We killed her exactly one year ago today." Mai whispered in Azula's ear.
Toph came back with a familiar-looking man. "ATTENTION! Oh.. look what we have behind door #3, Azula!" Toph boasted.
"Daddy!" Azula cried, running towards her father.
Mai stopped her. "Whoa, hold it. That's enough." she said.
"Guess we won't be needing this anymore, huh? Toph asked, talking through the voice changer. She put it in Ozai's top pocket. "And, oh look at this, ring-ring, won't need this!" She slipped Ozai's phone in his pocket as well.
"Got the ending figured out yet, Azula?" Mai asked.
"Come on Azula, you think about it now! Your daddy's the chief suspect, we cloned his cellular. Evidence is all right there baby!" she said proudly.
"What if your father snapped? Your mother's anniversary set him off and went on a killing spree? Killing everyone." Mai said.
"Except for me & Mai, we were left for dead." Toph put in.
"Then he kills you…and shoots himself in the head. Perfect ending." Mai boasted.
"I thought of that!" Toph said.
"Watch this… ready?" Mai asked Toph.
"Yeah. YEAH! I'M READY BABY! GET IT UP! COME ON! GET IT UP! HIT IT!" Toph screamed. Mai stabbed her in the side. Toph doubled over in pain.
"Good one man! Jesus! Oh Shit! My Turn!" Toph said.
"Don't forget, stay to the side and don't go too deep." Mai advised her.
"Ok…I'll remember." Toph said weakly. She stabbed Mai hard & deep in the stomach.
"Owwww! FUCK! FUCK! Goddamnit Toph!" Mai screamed in pain.
"Sorry Mai, guess I got a little too zealous, huh?" she said.
Mai extended her hand. "Give me the knife." she said calmly.
"No." said Toph.
"Give me the knife….NOW!" Mai yelled angrily
"You see, Azula. Everybody dies. Everybody dies but us! We get to go on and plan the sequel 'cause let's face it baby, these days you gotta have a sequel!" Toph boasted.
Mai stabbed her again. Twice this time.
"You sick fucks, you've seen one too many movies." Azula accused.
"Now, 'Zula! Don't you blame the movies! Movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative!" Mai stated, stabbing Toph again.
"Stop it, Mai! Would you, all right?! I can't take it anymore! I'm feelin' woozy here!" Toph groaned.
"Ok, alright, you get the gun and I'll untie pops, ok? NOW!" Mai yelled.
Toph turned around and felt around for the gun. "Um….Uhhh…. Houston, we have a problem here…" Toph said, scared.
"What?" Mai said in an annoyed, angry tone.
"The gun man, the gun. I put it right here and its not there." Toph said, whimpering.
"Where the fuck is it?" Mai said, now completely angry.
'Right here asshole." said a voice. Belonging to none other than Jun standing there holding the gun.
Mai was stunned and so was Toph. "Man, I thought she was dead!" she said
"She looked dead, man! She still does!" Toph replied.
Jun smirked victoriously at them. "I've got an ending for you. The reporter left for dead in the news van come to. Stumbles upon you two dipshits, finds the gun, foils your plan and saves the day." She said proudly.
Azula smiled at her. "I like that ending." she admitted.
Mai smiled sinisterly at her. "I know something you don't." she said in a sing-song. She slowly walked towards Jun. Jun tried to shoot her, but nothing happened. Mai kicked her out of the front door, into a pole, where she fell unconscious next to Zuko.
"Yeah, man!" Toph cheered.
"Yeah…aw so sweet. Works better without the safety on." Mai taunted.
She stood up and prepared to shoot Jun. "This is Jun Agni signing off…." she sad evilly.
Toph turned back toward Azula, only to find her and Ozai gone. "Baby you're gonna love this- Shit!" She said.
Mai turned around. "What?!" she asked. They went into the kitchen where Azula & Ozai were, but were now gone. "Where are they, where are they?!"
"I don't know, Mai. But I'm hurting man!" Toph moaned.
"FUCK!" Mai burst out. At that moment, the phone began ringing. Mai froze.
"Should I let the machine get it?" Toph asked.
Mai walked over to the phone and answered it. "Hello?" she asked.
"Are you alone in the house?" Came the voice changer over the phone. Mai immediately knew who it was and flew into a rage.
"BITCH! YOU BITCH! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?" She screamed into the phone.
"Not so fast! We're gonna play a little game. It's called: GUESS WHO JUST CALLED THE POLICE AND REPORTED YOUR SORRY MOTHERFUCKING ASS!" Azula taunted.
Mai was now seething with rage. Her plan had gone up in smoke.
"FIND HER, YOU DIPSHIT! GET UP!" She screamed at Toph.
"I can't Mai, you already cut me too deep. I think I'm dyin' here, man!" Toph wailed.
"Talk to her…Talk to her." Mai said in a much calmer tone. She went off to look for Azula.
Toph picked up the phone and began talking to Azula. "Hello?"
"Ah, Toph, Toph, Toph. What's your motive? Mai's got one, the police are on their way. What are you gonna tell them?" she asked.
"Peer pressure, I'm far too sensitive." Toph said.
Mai came in like a bat out of Hell and grabbed the phone from Toph.
"I'M GONNA RIP YOU UP, YOU BITCH! JUST LIKE YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!" She screamed into the phone.
"You better find me first, you pansy-ass mommy's girl!" Azula taunted.
"FUCK" Mai yelled, throwing the phone at Toph.
"Ow! Fucking hit me with the phone, BITCH!" she screamed.
Mai is beyond angry, throwing things and flipping furniture. "MOTHERFUCKER, WHERE ARE YOU?! AHH, AAAAH, YOU FUCK!" she screamed, tearing the living room apart.
Toph retrieved the phone whilst Mai was on her rampage. "Did you really call the police?" she asked.
"You bet your sorry ass I did." Azula said.
"My mom & dad are gonna be so mad at me…." Toph wailed, bursting into tears.
"AAAAAHHH, BITCH!" Mai screamed. She had finished tearing the living room apart. She heard a noise in the hallway closet and goes to investigate. She looks inside, but sees nothing.
Mai turned back towards the living room then looked back to the closet. Suddenly, Azula in the ghost face costume rams into Mai with an umbrella, making her drop the gun. Azula stabs her again and Mai falls unconscious.
Azula took off the mask and stared down at her ex-girlfriend with disgust. She removed the rest of the costume and threw the gun away.
Then Toph came out from the kitchen and charged at Azula. She ran right into her, Azula flipped them over. Azula punched Toph. Toph punched Azula. She tackled Azula and ended up on top of her.
"I always had a thing for ya, Sparky!" she said. Azula bit Toph's hand, making her scream. She smashed a vase on her head. "Bitch." Toph muttered.
"In your dreams!" Azula said, dropping a TV on her head which killed her instantly.
She walked back to the foyer where Mai & Ty Lee's bodies lay unconscious. Azula knelt down and picked up the mask and inspected it. She felt a hand on her shoulder which made her jump.
"Oh gee, I'm sorry." Ty Lee apologized.
"Oh my god, Ty. I thought you were dead." Azula said
"I probably should be. I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin." she stated. At that moment, Mai regained consciousness and punched Ty Lee in the face.
"FUCKER!" she screamed, putting Azula in a chokehold. Azula gasped for air and choked.
"Say hello to your mother!" Mai snarled. Azula put her index finger into a knife wound, hoping to see what it would do.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Mai howled, raising the knife. Azula waited for the stabbing. Suddenly, a gunshot rang out and Mai hit the floor, coughing.
Azula looked around for her savior. It was Jun, who regained consciousness.
The two helped Ty Lee to her feet, Ty Lee put her arm around Azula for support.
"I guess I remembered the safety that time, bitch." Jun said. The three gathered around Mai's body. Azula kicked her leg. Ty Lee spoke.
"Careful. This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life for one last scare." Ty Lee warned.
Mai came up with a grunt. Azula shot her in the head. "Not in my movie." she said.
Then, came a crash from the closet. Ozai had burst loose.
"Dad!" Azula shouted "Ty Lee, help me out!"
They pulled off the tape from Ozai's mouth. "Ow!" he yelled.
"Are you okay?" Azula asked.
"Yeah." Ozai replied