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It was late one night in Hogwarts Castle. Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Ginny had stayed up in Gryffindor Common room. The war had ended a few days ago.

Suddenly, an owl tapped on the window. Harry went to open it. She flew in and gave each of them a small package. They each looked at each other and slowly opened it and looked inside. They let the objects fall into their hands and looked down at them. They each had a small pebble.

Then, the pebbles started to glow blue and then, they landed in a living room, far away from Hogwarts. Harry was the first to look up and notice the other inhabitants of the room. Already sitting down was Draco, Snape, Dumbledore, and Lord Voldemort. (I realize that they are dead at this point, by that I mean Snape, Dumbledore, and Voldemort, but the story is funnier if they are there.) Harry immediately drew his wand.

Dumbledore then spoke "Harry, here, you cannot use your magic. No one can."

"What's going on?" Hermione asked frightened.

"A friend of mine had discovered these musicals about Harry made by some muggles who seem to know your story quite well, only they think it's fake. It sounded fun, so I have brought you here to watch it."

"Ugh. We have to listen to a musical about Potter's life." Malfoy said angrily.

"Hang on Draco, don't take this the wrong way, but you three, aren't you guys kind of dead?." Ginny said.

Dumbledore answered the question. "Yes, but for now, we are somewhere between your world and ours. I thought it might be fun to have all us together one last time."

"Sounds nice, right Malfoy?"

"Yes, I suppose it does."

There was a large couch sitting to the left of a large, flat screen TV. The couch seated four, so Ron sat at the end with Harry next to him, Hermione on the other side of Harry, and Ginny at the other end. Draco sat in an armchair next to the couch. Snape and Dumbledore sat on a love seat across from the coach. Voldemort sat in another armchair away from everybody else.

"Let's get started." Dumbledore said.

Harry: Underneath these stairs I hear the sneers and feel the glares of my cousin my uncle and my aunt.

"Harry, what does that mean?" Hermione asked.

"Nothing, nothing at all."

"Under stairs?"

"It's nothing really"

"Harry, you can tell us." Ginny said.

"... For the first eleven years of my life... My aunt and uncle made me sleep in the broom cupboard under the staircase."

Everyone gasped (Well besides Voldemort, but he lost his humanity so he doesn't count when I say everybody.)

"Harry... Why didn't you tell us?" Hermione asked.

"I don't know, I just, I don't want to talk about it. Can we please just move on?"

"Okay."

Can't believe how cruel they are and it stings my lightning scar to know they'll never ever give me what I want.

"Conceited much Potter?"

"Shut up ferret" Ron said.

I don't deserve these stupid rules made by the Dursleys here on Privet drive. Can't take all these muggles, but despite all of my struggles, I'm still alive.

"Wow, that's cheery" Ginny said. Everyone laughed.

"They're not wrong" Harry said sadly. No one laughed after that.

I'm sick of summer and this waiting around. Man it's September and I'm skipping this town Hey it's no mystery, there's nothing here for me now. I gotta get back to Hogwarts

Everybody started laughing again.

"Harry, you look so funny!" Hermione managed through laughs.

I gotta get back to school. I gotta get myself to Hogwarts, where everybody knows I'm cool. Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts, to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts. It's all that I love, and it's all that I need. Hogwarts, Hogwarts, I think I'm going back- I'll see my friends, gonna laugh till we cry take my firebolt, gonna take to the sky NO WAY this year anyone's gonna die,

"Once again, cheery"

"Now that I think about it, Quirrel my first year, all the people that almost died my second year, almost Sirius my third year, and Cedric last year."

Everyone stayed silent after that.

and it's gonna be totally awesome I'll cast some spells with a flick a of my wand defeat the dark arts, yeah bring it on! And do it all with my best friend Ron, Cuz together we're totally awesome!

Ron: Yeah and it's gonna be totally awesome!

The silence quickly vanished at the sight of Ron.

"OH MY GOD. YOU LOOK SO FUNNY!"

Ron chuckled at bit at himself while everyone else continued to laugh, really hard.

Ron: Did somebody say Ron Weasley? WOO! What's up buddy?

Harry: Hey! How you doing?

Ron: Hey! Sorry it took so long for me to get here I had to get some uh…. flu powder, but uh we gotta get going come get your trunk come on let's go!

Harry: Where are we going?

Ron: To diagon alley of course!

Harry: Cool!

Ron: Come on!

Ron and Harry: Flu powder power! Flu powder power! Flu powder power!

Laughter ensued again.

"You guys look like idiots!" Ginny said.

Ron: It's been so long, but we're going back don't go for work, don't go there for class

Harry: As long as we're together-

Ron: -gonna kick some ass

"Not likely" Malfoy said.

"Like your so great" Ginny muttered. Malfoy didn't seem to hear her.

Harry and Ron: … And it's going to be totally awesome! This year we'll take everybody by storm, stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm

Hermione: But lets not forget that we need to perform well in class if we want to pass our Owls!

"Oh Hermione, I think they got your character right."

"Just you wait Ronald Weasley" He gulped and everybody chuckled at him.

Ron: God Hermione why do you have to be such a buzz kill?

Hermione: Because Ron! School's not all about having fun we need to study hard if we want to be

good witches and wizards!

Hermione: I may be frumpy

"I am not frumpy!" Everyone chuckled at her a bit.

but I'm super smart check out my grades, they're A's for a start what I lack in looks well I make up in heart, and well guys, yeah, that's totally awesome this year I plan to study a lot…

Ron: That would be cool if you were actually hot

Hermione smacked Ron really hard on the arm.

"Ow!"

"That's what you get for being rude to my character"

Harry: Hey Ron come on we're the only friends that she's got!

*Smack*

"Why are you smacking us? We have never actually said that stuff." Harry asked.

"What about all that stuff in first year?"
"Well, that was a long time ago..."

"Mm hm."

Ron: And that's cool…

Hermione: … And that's totally awesome

Harry, Ron, and Hermione: Yeah it's so cool and it's totally awesome! We're sick of summer and this waiting around it's like we're sitting in the lost and found don't take no sorcery for anyone to see how… We gotta get back to Hogwarts we gotta get back to school we gotta get back to Hogwarts where everything is magic-cooooool.

Everyone: Back to wizards and witches and magical beasts to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts it's all that I love and it's all that I need at HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS

Harry Ron, Hermione: I think we're going back…

"Well, I guess that wasn't so bad." Malfoy said.

Everyone looked at him weird.

"What, I'm not allowed to like it?"

"We just weren't expecting you to." Hermione said.

"Think again Granger."

"Next scene than?" Harry asked.

"Yes!" Ron yelled.