AN: PrinceNicky says: ...
xSammix says: Enjoy my baby brother's fanfic ya'll!
Warning! This is written in SCRIPT MODE!
Episode 1: For now on! The 3rd\4th recruit
Lousy narrator: We watch as a blonde chick with a flat chest and modern day clothes stands in the street in front of an apartment complex.
Hiamodoe: Where? Where am I? Everything's so big and overpowering
Driver: Yo, you! Out the freakin' street!
Hiamodoe: Hmm... better sit here for the next hour trying to find it out.
1 day later
Hiamodoe: Man, this anime sure needs a plot and quick.
Woman: Someone, someone help my baby! Please!
Hiamodoe: Uuuh... why the hell are you screaming?
Woman: He stole my baby!
Hiamodoe: Uh-huh...so? *stares at lady retardily*
Woman: He's my...baby...
Hiamodoe: You're right... *runs to kidnapper with woman*
Hiamodoe: Here you forget this nagging bitch.
Man: T-thanks...
Hiamodoe: Ah yes, favors for civilians is awesome.
1 hour later
Hiamodoe: So- this is F-city, Japan. Pretty freakin' sucky.
Narrator: Suddenly a stereotypical mother type lady comes out to do laundry.
Ms. Manager: Oh my, why are you out there all alone little girl?
Hiamodoe: I'm a little girl? I can't tell anymore.
Ms. Manager: Why don't you come up here for some..heh...*smiles* cookies
Hiamodoe: Really cookies? I love cookies! I think...
Hiamodoe: Wow, this really how third world countries live?
Ms. Manager: Wow, this is really a ripoff of Excel Saga?
Hiamodoe: Hey you, zip it! At least I put all my efforts forward!
Your house is a f**ing dump!
Ms. Manager: Yes the house does need a woman's touch
Hiamodoe: Aren't you a woman?
Sazu: Mommy, is daddy home yet?
Ms. Manager: Honey how many times do I have to tell you, if Daddy loved you
he'd be here with you. So no! Daddy is not home and he will never be!
Sazu: Mommy.. you're a poser.
Hiamodoe: Hahahaha! Damn she's badass.
Ms. Manager: Shut the hell up you prick. Anyway you look homeless so I'm gonna give
you a nanny job.
Hiamodoe: Nanny huh? Sure why not. She seems easy to deal with.
Ms. Manager: Oh goodie, But I do have 8 others.
Hiamodoe: W-what?
Ms. Manager: Being apartment manager...sex comes often in lieu for rent and well you see...
Hiamodoe: La-la! *holds up hand* No sex talk for me thanks.
Ms. Manager: Oh, why not?
Ju: Hoe, I'm hungry feed me...
Ms. Manager: Hey! Don't talk to me like that.
Ju: Not you the odd talking white bitch.
Hiamodoe: Excuse me?
Ms. Manager: You heard her, fetch bitch.
2 hours later
Hiamodoe: Holy *** why do they have Korean takeout in Japan?
Narrator: While commenting on the stupidity of Japanese society Hiamodoe does not see the huge plot- I mean pothole.
*Falls in*
Hiamodoe: Man, hasn't Japan ever heard of super glue?
Il Palazzo: Halt, who dare disturb the marvelous King Il Palazzo?
Hiamodoe: Holy *** Inuyasha why are you in Across the Bridge?
Il Palazzo: Corrupted citizen, I am none other than the fantastic Lord Il Palazzo
Hiamodoe: Oh crap, he transformed into a vampire.
Il Palazzo: What? You aren't terrified?
Hiamodoe: Hell no, why?
Il Palazzo: Hmm... maybe your fearlessness is a sign that you are a uncorrupted warrior.
Hiamodoe: What? Just for not being afraid of you?
Il Palazzo: Yes, exactly.
Hiamodoe: So I'm uncorrupted now then?
Il Palazzo: I! The honorable lord Il Palazzo! Elects you to be the fourth member of Across! A-
Hiamodoe: No need to explain I read the manga.
Il Palazzo: Alright, Junior-
Hiamodoe: Hiamodoe
Il Palazzo: Yes, Hiamodeo go out and find your 3 seniors I've seen to have misplaced.
Hiamodoe: OKAY!
2 days later
Hiamodoe: Man sluts can hide huh?
Elgala: Oh no you don't Excel! For now on I'm taking over as group leader.
Excel: Fuck that! *Takes out gun*
* Shoots*
Elgala: Shit! Uuuh...
* Dies*
Hyatt: Ms. Senior, Was that really necessary?
Excel: Of course the ignorant masses polluted her brain.
Hyatt: Yes, yes, of course. *Falls out*
Excel: *** don't die now you whore!
*Blood starts to fill up city*
Excel: No! No! No!
3 hours later
Hiamodoe: Dammit, blood's overflowing the city!
Excel: Yooo! You with jet pack!
Hiamodoe: Are you Excel?
Excel: Hell yeah I'm Excel.
Hiamodoe: Are you sure?
Excel: Hell yeah I'm sure.
Hiamodoe: Alright, coming down now.
Hiamodoe: Huh? What's with them?
Excel: She dead. *Points to Elgala* She partially. *Points to Hyatt*
Hiamodoe: What do I do with her? *Points to Elgala*
Excel: Leave her, a homeless guy might have a thrill tonight.
Hiamodoe: Right... Anyway Lord Il Palazzo wants you two so let's go.
Excel: My lord? Really?
In the sewers
Hyatt and Excel: Hail Lord Il Palazzo!
Hiamodoe: Really that's how we greet him?
Hyatt: Yes Junior Hiamodoe.
Il Palazzo: I see Elgala has passed away?
Excel: Yup, she hit the railroad for hell.
Il Palazzo: Excellent, good thing I appointed Hiamodoe as our new recruit then, huh?
Excel: Wow, her really?
Hyatt: I knew it.
Narrator: Later in the American apartments
Excel: Well see ya Hiamodoe.
Hiamodoe: You too Excel, bye Hyatt.
Hyatt: Bye, Junior *giggles*
Ms. Manager: Your three days late with our food! How dare you.
Hiamodoe: Sorry?
Ju: *Peeks out of window* bitch.
Hiamodoe: *Gulp* I'm dead...
Mission: Success
Ms. Manager is based off of my sister Sammi