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butters pov
"hiya fellas, how are you doing today?" I cheerfully greeted my friends, Stan Kyle cartman and kenny. Wendy was with me.
"oh fine fag. We are just haviging a grand ol' fucking time! What are you doing here bitch?" Cartman asked.
"none of your business fat ass! Hi Stan." Wendy said looking straight at him. Kyle slightly moved closer to Stan, very un-noticeable.
"hey Wendy." Stan said without puking. In 5th grade Stan and Wendy dated. But after she cheated on him, twice, he broke up with her and has never dated anyone since and he doesn't show any interest in her but she wants him back now, even though she'll probably cheat on him again.
"Hi Butters." Kenny said. His orange coat was unzipped. Since we started highschool he's been wearing it like this.
"hi Kenny!" I smiled.
"now that we are done with the hi-ing, can we go somewhere. Jesus you people are gay." We followed Cartman to his house, his mom was gone whoreing herself out to men. "Lets play truth or dare, Butters truth or dare."
"uh, truth."
"what is your sexuality?" Cartman asked. Kenny, noticeably stared at me.
"I'm Bi. I've liked some girls, and I've liked guys." I blushed, glancing at Kenny. "Stan, truth or dare?"
"Dare." He challenged.
"I dare you to kiss… Kyle, on the lips and use tongue."
the two boys turned and looked at each other and then kissed in front of use, visibly showing that they used tongue, their kiss lasted 2 and a half minutes.
"Wendy, truth or dare?"
"dare!" She smiled.
"I dare you to make out with… Cartman for 5 minutes." Stan grinned devishly at her while Cartman smiled. She groaned about something being unfair and then kissed him.
after her turn was over she said,"Kenny, truth or dare?"
"dare.""I dare you to touch someone in this room inappropriately, some one except me."
kenny got off the ground and walked over to me. He crouched down and stared at my eyes. He reached down and started feeling up my dick! He felt that I instantly had a boner and smiled, winking at me. As soon as he let go I made my slightly oversized shirt cover it and bent forward, concealing it from others view.
"Cartman truth or dare?" Kenny asked, his deep voice hinted at the smirk that played on his Face.
"truth."
"Who are you crushing on. We all know you like someone so don't try that 'no one' shit." Kenny smiled.
"I love Wendy." He said. Just flat out. Wendy blushed profusely.
"oh my God! That's fucking amazing!" Kyle bellowed.
"Kyle truth or dare then!" Cartman yelled, his face a hint of red.
"truth." Kyle smiled.
"Are you Gay for Stan?" Cartman smirked. Stan looked at Kyle and kyle's smiled turned into a frown. 5 minutes later and he didn't answer. "Well are you or aren't you?"
"I-I- yea I am." He looked down into his lap, avoiding all eyes.
"Haha I KNEW IT!" Cartman yelled with pride. "You're a gay Jew! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha gay Jews!
"anyway lets just continue, Butters truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to sit in Kenny's lap for the rest of the game."
"fine with me." Kenny said before I could object. Grumbling I went and sat in his lap, my body fit perfectly into his.
"why is it suddenly so gay up in here. All of you are queer, except Wendy." Cartman said.
"Wendy truth or dare?"
"dare." I smirked.
"Dare you to sit in Cartmans lap for the remainder of the game." She huffed and went and sat in his lap, Cartman wrapped his arms around her and grinned. Wendy just blushed. She was obviously falling for Cartman. Must have been for a while. Now that Stan doesn't like her, hasn't for a while, cartman is a guy for her to fall back on. He probably wouldn't care if she cheated on him because he'd cheat on her back.
"Kyle."
"truth." Kyle said.
When did you start liking Stan?"
"I don't know. I had never taking a liking to girls, Stan was just kinda always there. I only just figured out I was gay like after you two broke up ok." He was blushing furiously. "Kenny."
"truth." Kenny smirked.
"What's your sexuality? We know your the towns whore and will have sex with anyone for money, but who do you prefer to have sex with?" Kyle smiled.
"Men. Girls may be sexy, but men are just hot. Girls don't like it-"
"KENNY WE DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOU SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS!" Kyle practically screamed.
"I always knew you were gay." Cartman said.
"men pay me more too. Stan"
"Dare."
"Dare you to put Kyle in your lap." Kenny smirked.
kyle got up and tried to run but before he took a step Stan grabbed the back of his shirt and pulled him down into Stans lap. Kyle sat there blushing red, like a ripe red apple, Stan was somewhat blushing but it was as noticeable as kyles red face. Cartman secretly snapped a picture of everyone in people's laps. He sent the pictures to all of us.
"fat ass! I'm going to kill you!" Kyle said, he tried to get up but Stan held him down in his lap.
"omg I this is the best thing ever!" Wendy started laughing.
Stan suddenly stood up, Kyle as well. "We're going home. Bye."
"Don't forget to wear a condom you two!" Cartman called after them. Kyle blushed even more, something I didn't think was possible, and they left together.
Kyles pov.
'i believe cartman said that before we left.'
"hey Kyle, is what you said about liking me true?" Stan asked. "Don't lie either."
"Um, yeah. Please don't hate me." I looked away so I couldnt see his face. I've dreamt of telling him but not like this.
"I don't hate you, actually quite the opposite. I love you Kyle. Loved you for a long time, just didn't know how to say it. So should we take Cartmans advice or is that too fast?" Stan asked, blushing.
"Um- ah, uh-?" I was too stunned to reply.
"I'm going to take that as a yes." Stan grabbed my hand and we went to his house.
butters pov.
"well there gone, it's about time for me to leave so I'll see you guys at school Monday. bye!" I got up out of Kenny's lap and he stood up as well.
"I'll make sure he gets home safe. People outside this time of night normaly rape outsiders or beg for money after sucking your dick."
"you guys have fun. I think I'll stay the night, it seems like his mom is not coming home tonight and I don't want to walk home by myself."
"don't forget a condom. Although Kenny probably has some in his pockets." Cartman laughed.
"At least I'm not going to have sex with a whore who has a habit of sleeping around and cheating on their boyfriend." Kenny pushed me out the door and slammed it.
"ATLEAST IM NOT REGAURDED AS THE TOWN WHORE!" You could hear Wendy's anger, through the door.
"that was only 4th and 5th grade." Kenny whispered under his breath. He then smiled,"let's go to your house."
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