Envy and Orochimaru's Day out.
(A/N: Hey! I just had this crazy thought to make this.
Envy and Orochimaru seem fit to be together, so I just made this..lol. Enjoy!)
Envy and Orochimaru's Day Out
Envy lived with his best friend Orochimaru . The two had been friends ever since they were born. They had also known they wanted to take over the world one day, and often made plans together to do that.
Anyway, that morning, Envy was bored. "I'm bored, Orochimaru. What should we do today?"
Edward Elric was out of town, so he couldn't plot against him. Sasuke had escaped from Orochimaru, so he was planning on finding him.
"We can go look for Sasuke in the Hidden Leaf Village."
And so, the two abnormal men set out to find Sasuke.
Sasuke Uchiha had returned to the Hidden Leaf Village after finding out that Orochimaru wanted his body. The snake man had also given him tips on how to revive his clan, and that's when Sasuke had run away.
Flashback
Sasuke had just come from outside, where he was training. "Hey Orochimaru." he said. Envy had been out torturing Edward, so Orochimaru thought this was a good time to give Sasuke a lesson on reviving his clan.
"Hello Sasuke. I was just going to go get you. We need to give you a lesson on reviving your clan so you can start as soon as possible."
"uh, I don't need help. Kakashi-sensei told me everything there is to know."
"Oh, well. Let's get you started then." Orochimaru started taking off his clothes.
"What are you doing?"
"Helping you revive your clan." Orochimaru said.
"AHHHH, NO!" Sasuke screamed when he saw Orochimaru's naked body. He started running around in circles, screaming his head off.
"Come on, Sasuke. It'll be fun!"
"I can only revive my clan with a with a woman, and you are NOT a woman!" Sasuke continued screaming like a little girl and ran out the door.
"NO, SASUKE COME BACK! I NEED YOUR BEAUTIFUL BODY!" but it was too late, Sasuke had disappeared.
Envy came back later that day. "What happened to Sasuke?"
"I tried to help him revive his clan and he ran away."
"Oh." Envy said, making a face. He would run away too, if Orochimaru tried to have sex with him, which he tried once but Envy ran away before he could. But that was still when Orochimaru thought Envy was a woman.
End Flashback
"Oh my gosh, Sasuke's back!"
Uh oh. The fangirls were after him again.
Sasuke quickly hid behind a tree so they couldn't see him.
"You think you could hide from us, you sexy man?" The leader said.
All the fangirls started to drag Sasuke away.
"NOOOOOOO!" he screamed as they carried him off.
MEANWHILE…
Envy and Orohimaru teleported to Konoha, where they started to look for Sasuke. They split up.
Envy checked a bar. He didn't see Sasuke, but he saw a familiar face.
"Chibi-chan?"
Edward turned around and stared at the green-haired homunculus.
"Envy, you bastard! I'm supposed to be on vacation from you!" Edward set his beer mug down.
"Oh no, he's a bad fighter when he's drunk." Alphonse said to Deidara, who was the bartender for some reason.
"I can't wait to see this then, un." Deidara said.
Edward and Envy started fighting, having one of their epic battles. In the end, Edward was laying on the ground in his own vomit. He hadn't put up much of a fight since he was drunk.
"I'll get you next time Envy. Just you wait." With that, a very drunk Edward passed out in his own vomit.
WITH OROCHIMARU…
Orochimaru searched high and low for Sasuke. He wondered where he could be.
He ran into Naruto at the Ichiraku Ramen Shop.
"Hey you, Nine-Tails boy! Tell me where Sasuke is!"
"Teme is back? All right!" Naruto said, slurping down his noodles.
"Yes, he escaped. Now tell me where he is!"
"I don't know, he has fangirls, ya know. Maybe they took his somewhere." Naruto went back to his ramen.
"Dangit, I'll never find him…"
Will Orochimaru ever find Sasuke? And what other random characters from FMA will Envy run into? Will Edward ever stop drinking? Find out in the next chapter (Whenever I feel like writing it.)
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