Harry Potter and the Army of Killer Carrots.

AN: Hello everyone, this is the sequel to my first story 'Dumbledore and the Pie' so you might want to read that before you start reading this story. Anyway I hope to make this story just as funny as Dumbledore and the pie, to be honest I not completely sure what going to happen in this but I have a rough idea. I thought of this story randomly when I was playing with my little sister. So I hope you enjoy this…

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING WHAT SO EVER TO DO WITH HARRY POTTER

Warning: Contains Dumbledore and the pie spoilers… lol

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1 week after Dumbledore was eaten by a Dragon.

Harry, Hermione and Ron were slowly making their way to the great hall for their dinner, a week had passed now since Dumbledore had left them and since then 'the castle of pies' had its original name back since Professor Mcgonagall had become 'Hogwarts' new head mistress. The Kingdom of Pies had its name back as well and the Oompa Loompas had all disappeared in a poof of smoke as soon as Dumbledore died.

The golden trio all sat down at the Gryfindor table and Ron began loading his plate with pie showing his delight that he was able to eat pie again.

But one thing was different with Hogwarts, which was not there before Dumbledore went loopy, and this is the fact that since Dumbledore went, it seemed like a constant storm cloud hung over the head of every Hogwarts student.

"This pie really is amazing, I guess I never realised how much I missed pie until now," said Ron in a daze.

"Honestly Ron now you have finished growing upwards you will start growing outwards if you carry on eating like that, and then you will never win a girls heart over," said Hermione sweetly but with a slight smirk on her face.

"I, ummm, shut it Hermione," grumbled Ron who had turned a deep shade of crimson.

Hermione turned round to face Harry. "Harry, have you finished your charms homework yet?" she said. But Harry wasn't concentrating on what Hermione had said his eyes were set firmly on the teacher's table, Hermione followed his gaze and snorted then burst out laughing.

People turned to look at the teachers table to see what was so funny and joined in laughing.

Professor Snape was eating and unaware of the attention of the entire great hall was on him. Snape's hair had turned bright pink, and instead of his plain black robes he was wearing bright pink robes to match his hair which flashed statements like: I am an ugly git… I like to wear ladies underwear… I am fatter than a sumo wrestler… I haven't washed my greasy hair in 2 centuries… if I was in a beauty contest with a pig the pig would win by miles. (You can think of some more funny things it can say)

Also he was unaware of the pie hanging above his head, then a cloud appeared above his head saying things that he could be thinking, for example the thought that had just appeared was: This thong is giving me a wedgie. Just after this thought appeared Snape winced, by now the entire great hall were roaring with laughter including most of the staff table.

Snape looked down at his robes and a turned as pink as his robes, he stood up looking furious, he then looked up and saw the message about the thong and turned even redder, then the pie that was hanging over his head suddenly fell smack on his face. He roared with fury.

"Alright, who ever did this will pay," shouted Snape while wiping the pie off his face in disgust.

"But Severus, you cant possibly blame a student for doing this," said Professor Mcgonagall pretending to looked shocked.

"Oh yes I can and do you want to know who I think it was?" spat Snape.

"Oh who?" said Professor Mcgonagall cheekily, which shocked everyone. Was Professor Mcgonagall flirting with Snape?

"POTTER DETENTION FOR A MONTH, TOMORROW NIGHT, MY OFFICE, 7 O'CLOCK," screamed Snape.

"Now really Severus you cant blame Potter he is completely innocent." Said Minerva.

"I can and I will," said Snape before turning and striding out the great hall slamming the doors behind him.

"Wow Harry, that was an amazing prank you should be put in Hogwarts a History for that," said Ron turning to Harry.

"It wasn't me though," said Harry looking confused.

"Of course it wasn't you Harry, come on I want an early night and you still need to finish your Charms homework," said Hermione.

"Oh do we have to," Ron pouted looking like a 5 year old.

"Yes, we do and if your going to act like you're a five year old…" Hermione looked at her watch. "You should have been in bed half an hour ago, come on time for bed ickle Ronnikins," said Hermione putting on her Mrs. Weasley voice.

Ron glared at Hermione and went to stand next to her. They both turned round to face Harry who was looking at a plate of carrots weirdly.

"Are you coming Harry?" said Hermione.

"Hermione, I think that carrot just moved."

AN: Okay what do you think? Was it funny enough? Big thanks to everyone who reviewed my other story and I hope you will do the same with this one. Also I want to bring 1 or maybe more characters back from the dead so can you please tell me who I should bring back out of:

Sirius

James

Lily

Dumbledore

or Cedric

Or if you don't want anyone to come back say so! Or I suppose I could always make a new character. Anyway just tell me what you think, cause I want you opinion! Please keep reading. And by the way Snape and Minerva arent getting together. Please keep reading...

Love

Ickle-princess

xxx