Eh. o.o Don't look at me like that. Yes it's weird, but don't blame me. Yes it's my fault, but DON'T BLAME ME. It just happened. So, yes.

Crack pairing ahoy!

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Sasuke was confused.

This was quite a feat, considering this was Uchiha Sasuke, and Uchiha Sasuke was not often confused. But it was true. Sasuke had lately become very confused.

It came about in a rather strange, yet painfully ordinary manner. After all, Sasuke was only human. Yes, despite all the coldness, all the burning rage, the avenger mentality and the spiteful disgust at practically anyone that looked at him funny, he was still quite annoyingly human. And as much as it would surprise many people, he was also a growing teenager, and all growing teenagers have to deal with it sooner or later, he supposed. He'd have preferred it to be later.

He had never looked at girls before, had never been interested even when they were chasing him around proclaiming their undying love. Girls were not civil beings and were not treated as such. They were just annoying pests. Ignore them and they will eventually lose interest and go away. If they didn't, you squish them. That's how you deal with pests.

Sasuke wondered if this was how it felt for those girls, the ones that he ignored or pushed aside with harsh words. He hadn't realized that it could hurt like this, and recently he had been tempted to find every one of those girls and apologize to them. Sasuke was often cold and harsh, but he never willingly meant to hurt them. And now he realized he had.

He didn't know when it had happened exactly. It didn't even start small and grow. It had just…occurred. One day, she was just another of his classmates…the next, he couldn't look at anyone else. In class, he would try to sit behind her so he could sneak glances, and at lunch he would follow her with his eyes without even realizing it. If she ever looked his way, ever smiled his direction, if their eyes ever met across the room, he would turn away and his cheeks would grow hot. He didn't know why.

Then one day he figured it out. It seemed so obvious.

He liked her.

Sasuke liked a girl.

In a matter of weeks his whole world was falling apart. Uchiha Sasuke did not like girls! Sasuke liked training. And fighting. And revenge. And more training.

And her.

It was ironic, when he thought about it. All his life, girls had been chasing him around. Almost every girl in Konoha, at one point or another, had had a crush on the Uchiha heir. And then Sasuke's stupid hormones just had to kick in and make him obsessed with one of the few who had never given him a second thought.

'How unfair.' Sasuke thought as watched her across the classroom, trying to drown out the pink haired kunoichi who was sitting next to him. It really was ironic. Sakura was constantly all over him. Naruto couldn't leave Sakura alone. Hinata was obviously in love with Naruto.

And Sasuke only had eyes for her.

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(huddled in a corner) Oh shut up. All of you.