The Things Natsuo is Scared of
Summary: Just
what the title says. It's a list of all the things that Natsuo is
scared of.
Genre: Humor
Rated: T (for mention of terrorists)
A/N: We came up with all of these because we were bored and felt like it. Don't judge our sanity by this. Well…you actually probably could…but don't. Our minds are a lot more sane than this list makes us out to be. Well, Kisa is, dunno 'bout Fai. Anyway, on to…
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Natsuo's Fears list
1)Potatoes in natural form
2)Celery
3)Pickles
4)Cucumbers
5)Carrots
6)Tomatoes
7)Radishes
8)Green beans
9)Corn
10)Peas
11)All vegetables
12)Rabid ladies with Pepper Spray
13)Fat ladies bungee jumping
14)Fire
15)Heights
16)Broken glass
17)Elevators
18)Spiders
19)Large crowds
20)Small spaces
21)Ordering food from McDonald's
22)Pointy objects
23)Needles
24)Stoves
25)Rugs
26)Keys
27)Floods
28)Tornadoes
29)Typhoons
30)Ketchup
31)Mustard
32)Miracle Whip
33)Pastrami
34)Mayonnaise
35)Handkerchiefs
36)Terrorists
37)Dandy old men
38)Books that don't have pictures in them
39)Waking up before five in the morning
40)Platypuses
41)Indiana Jones
42)Landlines (phones)
43)Cords
44)Hurricanes
45)Icing
46)Aliens
47)The color Maroon
48)Crabs
49)Lobsters
50)Fish
51)Sea Food
52)Air conditioners
53)Boogey Monster
54)El Chupecabra
55)Moth Man
56)The Hulk
57)Superman
58)Batman
59)The Green Lantern
60)Spiderman
61)Lions
62)Tigers
63)Bears
64)Oh my!
65)Tacks
66)The word 'Pathogen'
67)People with casts
68)Cardboard boxes
69)Tents
70)Rivers
71)Hammers
72)Baskets
73)Tape
74)Clothes hangers
75)Santa
76)Vents
77)Rainbows
78)Goblins
79)Leprechauns
80)Faeries
81)Pixies
82)Phoenixes
83)Dragons
84)Blue cheese
85)The Hunchback of Notre Dame
86)Triangles
87)Beach balls
88)Ladybugs
89)Cockroaches
90)Praying mantises
91)Bees
92)Wasps
93)Hornets
94)Yellow Jackets
95)Beetles
96)Rollie Pollies
97)Dragonflies
98)Fireflies
99)Rabbits
100) Squirrels
101) Chipmunks
102) Clowns
103) Peanuts
104) Peninsulas
105) Ranch Dressing
106) People of the opposite gender (girls, women)
107) Giant squids
108) Octopuses
109) Carnivorous puffer fish
110) 2 by 4's
111) Hillbillies
112) Cornflakes
113) Dishwashers
114) Cowboys
115) Cream filled donuts
116) The Easter Bunny
117) The Tooth Fairy
118) Cows
119) Boats
120) Santa's Elves
121) Elvis
122) Racists
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A/N: Don't ask me why the words get farther from the numbers when the list reaches 100…I have no idea. It's just being an idiot like that. I think there is something seriously wrong with my Microsoft Word processor…Oh well. ...Well there WAS extra space between the numbers and the words....before I had to copy and paste from Microsoft Word to Wordpad cuz the document uploader wouldn't upload my MW documents... T_T
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