no more love

by themetalbeamkatana1.0

a love hina x no more heroes crossover! Nobody's heard of the game, but if you find it, try it out! What happens when keitaro meets the number 1 assassin of the UAA? A bit AU, so just be warned! Rating may go up later

1. Chapter 1

Metalbeamkatana1.0 does not own any of the characters from love hina, no more heroes, and any other crossovers added later. I'm new to this so don't expect it to be perfect.

When I was six years old, I used to love fairy tales, mainly because there was adventure, magic and that extra bit of romance that is found between the hero and the princess he rescues. I grew up thinking if I work really hard and followed the right steps, I would be like that prince and find my happy ending.

Present

Keitaro's POV

3, 2, 1

"YOU PERVERT!!!!!" Those were the last sounds I heard as I was sent flying through air. It happens daily in Hinata Sou and it's stayed that way for the past year. This time, they say I was peeking on them in the bath. Truth is, is that I made sure to put up a sign telling them I was going to clean up the place, and they still went in. This wasn't the only time, for the entire year, I was constantly beaten and forcibly shot out of this place for "peeking" on them, but they were all purely accidents. It gets hard to believe over time, but what they don't know is that I've had an inner ear infection since I was 8, and I lost most of my balance, but they'll never believe me. They've never believed men before, so what's different this time?

Anyways, asides from that, I still flying through the air, and I still don't know when I'm going to land. I really hope that it's not too far. I still have so many things I have to do at the dorm, and they still haven't given me the time to do anything.

Oh, never mind, here comes the ground now.

Travis POV

I can't believe it. I always dreamed of going to Japan and now I'm here. Man, I can't wait to try out all the sushi they got here….. Oh crap. I just realized I ran out of all my money. Damn it! How did this happen?!?! Wasn't killing the top ten assassins enough for a simple trip?!?! Man, I think I'm going to be sleeping on a bench in this place. Huh? What's that whizzing noise? Holy Shit!

Normal pedestrian POV

It all happened so fast! One moment, there was this gaijin yelling all over the place, the next thing I knew it, some sort of meteor just came out and smashed him.

… I know, I'll just quietly sneak away and pretend I saw nothing.

When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make lemonade.

- Anonymous