Why Lenalee doesn't go camping with Allen and Kanda.

Fuyu Tatsu: okay! This crack fic about something actually happened to me when I was younger, except there was a lot less cursing on my brothers' part.

Summery: Lenalee is camping with Allen and Kanda. She kinda regrets the decision.

Rating: T+, just to be safe.

FT: Here we go! Let the (hilarious) chaos ensue! Oh, and I don't own DGM, and please review.

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Lenalee smoothed out the navy sleeping bag.

I'm glad I came… I mean… the three of us need to get away from brother for a little while. It's a shame Lavi couldn't come… she thought as she started unrolling the next sleeping bag.

Quite suddenly, yelling ensued on the opposite side of the tent.

"Baka Moyashi! What the hell do you think you're doing?!"

"I'm showing you how to put in properly!"

"That's not how you do it!"

"Is too BaKanda! That's how you put it in the hole! And if you don't like it, too bad!"

There was a small sound like a fist hitting wood.

"Baka! Stop shoving me!"

"I'm not shoving you! I'm pushing you back forcibly!"

"LIKE THERE'S A DIFFERENCE? IT GOES THERE!"

"IT DOESN'T! IT DOESN'T GO IN THAT HOLE!"

"STUPID BEANSPROUT!"

There was a slithering sound and two thumps.

"Ow! BaKanda! Get off! You're crushing me!"

"It's not my fault the floor's slippery!"

"Oh, and who's fault do you think that is?"

"Shut it. If you hadn't been flailing this thing around-"

"Stop hitting me in the face with that! It HURTS!"

"TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!"

"Stop it! That really hurts!"

There were sounds of two bodies thumping against the ground.

"A-ah… BaKanda! Stop that!"

"Shut up! Dammit, why the hell is the floor so f*cking slippery?"

"That's your fault. If you hadn't pulled it out, we wouldn't be having this problem! We wouldn't have to worry about this mess, and we wouldn't be spreading it ever which way!"

"Shut up!"

"Ow! BaKanda! Stop hitting me with that! You'll break it!"

"Does it look like I care?!"

"This isn't our side! You can't do that to Lenalee's side!"

"SHUT UP! I'M TIRED OF HEARING YOUR VOICE!"

"AH! KANDA! STOP! THAT REALLY HURTS!"

Lenalee quickly reached the other side.

"What in the name of every thing holy are you two doing?" She asked as she tore back the screen.

Allen and Kanda were on their knees, covered in dirt and a pole in one hand.

"He wouldn't put it in the right spot…" Allen whimpered. He was holding one end of the pole, while Kanda held the other end, ready to (attempt) slay Allen.

"Oh… okay…" Lenalee dropped the screen and turned away.

Thank god… I actually thought that they were doing something…

--- In Lenalee's side.

"You're f*cking dead." Kanda growled.

"Well, we can settle that tonight. We won't get anything done with you hollering, so we'll finish this somewhere else." Allen shrugged, rubbing him arm.

"Fine. Be ready to scream and beg bean sprout."

"If I don't make you do that first."

"Heh. You won't get a chance."

END!

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FT: so, for my Yullen fans (if I have any…) I've placed implied Yullen at the end. And yes, I might write a sequel, but I'll wait for reviews. If I get a lot, then I'll do it. I hope you had fun! Oh, and please push the little green button. I need reviews.