This was a mad conversation ThreeBooksInTheFire and i had concerning Skulduggery's cooking skillz. we determined he had absoloutely none. here is the resulting skit we made up!
enjoy!! :)
Master of the Kitchen: A Short Play
Valkyrie is walking towards the flat she shares with Skulduggery on Cemetery Road. As she turns the corner, she finds it as a smoking wreck.
Valkyrie: Holy shit! What the hell happened here? Was it Dusk? Or Sanguine?
Skulduggery emerges from smoking wreckage
Valkyrie: Skulduggery, are you okay? What the hell happened?
Skulduggery sheepishly holds out burned frying pan with shrivelled wreck of fried egg in it.
Valkyrie: Skulduggery.... Have you ever cooked? EVER?
Skulduggery: ...Well, no...
Valkyrie: ¬.¬
Skulduggery: :3
Valkyrie: Stay out of my kitchen. Forever.
Skulduggery: :C... Wait a sec, this is MY kitchen!
Valkyrie: No, no it's not. Not any more. You just lost all kitchen rights. I am now Master of the Kitchen.
Skulduggery: Damn. So close...
They return to wreck of flat. Tanith has decide to visit, as you do.
Tanith: *Snickers* So, Valkyrie's Master of the Kitchen now?
Skulduggery hangs his head. Meanwhile, Valkyrie curses from the kitchen.
Skulduggery: You all right in there?
Valkyrie: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO THE OVEN?
Skulduggery: Who's the Master now?
Valkyrie: Wait, I fixed it. I am still the Master.
Tanith: Hah! She's whipped you! :)
Skulduggery: Curses...