Chapter 1: Upsetting Mew
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"I'll pay you!" I said to my friend
"No way! not for all the money in the world Steve!" he said back
"I thought this was truth or dare!" my other friend said
"It is… but NO!"
"No one will hear you… unless they're outside…" I said
"I said it and it is still no!"
"Please!" I pulled out a five from my pocket "I'll pay you!" I teased
"Fine…" he took it and walked to my back fence and yelled "PEOPLE OF THE WORLD!!! I FARTED SO HARD I CRIED!!! AND I LIKED IT!!!"
"You would do that!" said a voice from behind the fence
"Awe crap!" he said as he walked over to me… "Truth or dare!" he said angrily at me
"I pick truth!" I said with pride
"Good!" he thought about it for a second then he smiled "then run through the forbidden forest, and meet us on the other end!" he said evilly as the color drained from my face…
"B-b-but…" I said "you know I hate Pokémon! That forest is infested with them!!!"
"You have to do it!" he said
"But I don't think I HAVE to do it… right Joseph?"
"Well… You said to do dare and you have to do it… but I'll pay you ten bucks Steve!" he said pulling it out of his pocket…
"And I'll pay you this five that you gave me a second ago! That's fifteen bucks!"
I thought about it for a sec… "I'll do it for twenty!"
"DEAL!" they gave me a ten and two fives… "Go get your bike! We well leave right about NOW!"
"What did I get myself into…?"
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We were at the edge of the forbidden forest, and since there were no bike trails in it, I have to walk through it…
"You have to go!" he said opening the barbed wire gate… "The exit is on the other side, and we are locking this gate until you come out!" he pushed me in the forest and put the lock back on the gate! "See ya Steve!" he said as he ran away! I tried to get to the lock and turn the key, but the barb wire was getting in the way, and since the fence was seven feet tall… I doubt I could climb out of it…
I looked behind me and into the forest… "The fastest way through is strait through the middle…" I said to myself… I started the long walk to the end of the forest…
I hadn't walked for ten minutes before I saw the first Pokémon! I tried to step carefully away from the beedrill, but being the unlucky person that I am… I stepped on a twig and heard the convenient "snap!" The beedrill immediately looked this way and didn't like the site of me…
"Oh… crap…" I bolted as fast as I could down the forest, and the beedrill was keeping up! "Leave me alone!" I yelled, but that only seemed to attract more attention to me… soon there were all different types of Pokémon popping up and trying to hurt me!
I looked ahead to see a bulbasaur blocking my path! I quickly jumped it, but while in the air, the bulbasaur launched a leech seed at me! The seeds then opened on my legs and the vines then grew together, tying me up in the process! I couldn't walk! And when I tried to pull them off, it sapped my energy and gave it to the bulbasaur!
Being desperate to get away, I used my arms to crawl foreword as fast as I could, but the Pokémon soon caught up, and the grass Pokémon used a vine whip to tie me up! "Get away from me you stupid animals!" I yelled at them, but it only made them angrier! The vine whip soon reached my head, and I couldn't see or speak anymore…
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"Tsk-tsk-tsk…" a little girls voice said to me "aren't you a feisty one!" it giggled. I opened my eyes to see the inside of a cave, I looked around but couldn't see were the voice was coming from… "You humans are always so stupid!" I saw a pink flash go right in front of my face! I stood up, surprised to see the vines off of me! "Looking for me?" said the voice from behind me; I whipped around to see a floating pink… THING! "Hey! I'm not a THING! I'm Mew!" it said reading my mind!
"AHHH!" I yelled and looked for a way out, but it was sealed! "What are you!?" I asked in fear!
"I told you! I'm Mew!"
"Get away from me you! You! You! You stupid Pokémon!" I ticked it off
"WHAT!" It said angrily "I'm NOT SOME STUPID POKEMON! AND YOU WILL DO WELL TO REMEMBER THAT!"
"Mew!" said another little girls voice "Where are you!?"
"Celebi!" Mew called back "come here! You'll never guess what this human called me!?"
"A human!" a celebi appeared right in front of my face!
"Get away!" I yelled "How many more of you PUNY stupid Pokémon are there!" This time, the celebi got mad at me…
"Who are YOU calling stupid!" the celebi got near my face, I tried to hit it away from me, but found gigantic tree roots wrapping around my body, the spikes on it were making me bleed! "Listen here! I could've just erased your memory of this meeting and let you on your way! But he has to pay for what he said to us! Right Mew!" Mew nodded angrily at me… "Then what should we give him? A week? Two?"
"How about six months!" said the Mew "You know I hate being called short!"
"You know you are!" I said not keeping my mouth shut
"One year!" Mew declared "you will serve for one year!"
"What do you mean… SERVE…?" I asked the two Pokémon that were enraged by what I said about them.
" I mean!" Mew began " Is that you will serve in this Pokémon community for one year and that you will do whatever we say!"
"What f I refuse to do it!?" I asked
"Then we will do this!" Mew raised her hands and I felt my bones changing shape! "This will be over in a few seconds!" She took her hands down and I was smaller! I wasn't even four feet tall! I looked at my hands and found white paws! I looked behind me to see a long tail with green liquid oozing out of the tip! "The walls that the Pokémon's houses live in need a paint job! You will paint ALL of the high class Pokémon's houses! That should be about four of you to do a day! You will be finished in a weak!"
"Smeargle!" I tried to talk, but that's all that came out! "Smeargle! SMEARGLE!!!" I yelled
"We can let you speak again when you learn to not insult the Pokémon or us!" Mew said "now go and paint!"
"Smeargle…" I fell down and started crying, and Mew had to get some other Pokémon to drag me away! "Smearg… Smeargle… Smeargle!" I was crying all the way down the hall…
"Are you sure that wasn't… a little over the top?" Celebi asked Mew.
"Why do you ask?" Mew said
"You kind of took away all his humanity in three seconds, and then you make it that nobody, not even another Smeargle or himself could know what he's saying!"
"I guess your right… will let him talk again when he finishes painting."
"That isn't what I meant…" she whispered to herself…