HI! Ok, my friend dancingwithinbrokendreams wrote a story called Insanity and Manfred's and Put me in there as a character named Shrece. So now I'm writing Insanity and Manfred's: Shrece's story as my point of view and how I got to the Naruto world and stuff. Read hers too please! R&R!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or this idea! All credit goes to dancingwithinbrokendreams.

Insanity and Manfred's: Shrece's story

I was getting very mad. See I was vacationing in Australia when this stupid wallaby (sp?) stole my firkin passport! I needed that so I wouldn't get pulled over and arrested! Plus I needed that to get home and see my bestest friend, who I missed terribly, Kisa. So now I was chasing this stinkin fast wallaby through the forest. We ran and ran until he stopped at a cliff and tripped me with his tail. I fell down the cliff into the ocean below. I woke up all wet and shivering. I was on a shore with mist everywhere. Man life sucked! I could've been in Jamaica (sp?) for all I knew! Anyways I stood and started walking, observing everything. Suddenly I herd a girl's voice. It seemed to be right behind me.

"Dangit I can't see a thin with this stinkin mist every where!" She yelled. Then I herd a WHOOSH and the mist was gone. I turned to see three people, two guys and one girl. The girl was holding a GINORMOUS fan that was open. I figured that's how she got rid of the mist. She was kinda tall and had blonde hair in four pigtails, which I thought was weird. Then there was a guy with purple face paint and an awesome cat-eared hoody that I was planning on stealing. Finally there was a hot and I mean HOT red hear with a tattoo on his forehead. He looked very PO'd but that just added to his hotness. That when I realized I'd been starring.

"Uh... HI! I'm Shrece!" I waved. The blonde took out a knife thing. "Oh, don't worry! I couldn't hurt a fly... unless I got mad. Of course I'm no where near as strong as my friend Kisa! One time I woke her up at a sleepover..." I continued talking and talking until I herd snores. I looked up to see the blonde and the guy in the hoody sleeping. The red head was playing with sand. I stalked up to the two sleeping. "WAKE UP!" I yelled. They both stirred, but didn't wake up. I started to get mad. I was about to punch them both when...

"Don't bother. They'll only wake up on their own." I looked at the red head playing with sand.

"Oh... What's your name?" I asked.

"Gaara." He replied. I smiled.

"Hey watch'a doin?" I asked sitting next to him. He scooted away a little, so I scooted closer. He scooted more, so I scooted more.

"Will you stop?" He asked.

"Hmmm... nope!" I laughed and latched on to his arm. He tensed a bit. "What's the matter, never been hugged before?" I asked.

"No... I haven't" He stated. I gasped.

"NO! I'll have to fix that. I glomped him to the ground hugging around his neck. Before we fell though, sand caught us. "WOW! Does that always do that?" I wondered.

"Hn." He said. With the bad timing I always have the two other people woke up and saw Gaara and me in that position.

"Gaara! I never thought the day would come!" The girl laughed. The other boy gave out a coyote whistle. I stood up and blushed, but it quickly faded as I remembered I had to yell at them for falling asleep.

"You! You guys fell asleep while I was talking! That's just rude! You should listen to a person that's talking to you and..." I was going to continue ranting, but sand wrapped around me all the way up to my mouth so I couldn't talk.

"You talk too much" I herd Gaara say.

"Mphnmouf!" I tried to yell, but couldn't.

"Come on lets go home." The blonde said. "I don't like the mist country anyways." They started to walk away and the sand pulled me along too.

After 2 hours of travling we were in a forest. And I had to go to the bathroom BAD! I tried to communicate this.

"Gamph. Miphhum Goumph Goph bphrmm." I said.

"Gaara I think something's wrong." The girl I herd called Tamari said.

"Yea. Maybe she has to go to the bathroom." The guy with the hoody called Kankoro agreed.

"No, I'm sure she's fine." Gaara said.

"Mhpaaaaa!" I tried to sream.

"No I really think she's gotta go." Tamari said. Gaara sighed.

"Fine." He let the sand off me and I ran behind the nearest bush. I came out a second later with a rubber ducky.

"Rubber ducky you're the one!" I squeaked it twice. "You make bath time oh so fun!" I squeaked it twice again. "Rubber ducky I'm of fully fond of…" I squeaked it. "Rubber ducky I'm of fully fond of…" I squeaked it again. "You you boo be do!" I looked at the others to see them staring at me like I was nuts. "What? You guys have never had a rubber ducky before?" I asked. They just starred. "OMG! Here!" I pulled three more out and gave one to each. Kankoro squeaked it and giggled. The other two looked at him.

"Hey, its cool!" He said.

"Join me Kankoro!" I yelled. We started doing the can can with our duckys. "Rubber ducky you're the one!" Squeak squeak! "You make bathtime oh so fun!" squeak squeak! "Rubber ducky I'm of fully fond of…" We didn't get to finish the song because Gaara wrapped us both in sand and continued walking. Tamari rolled her eyes while me and Kankoro giggled. We hummed making Gaara madder than before!

After another hour we were finally at the place where we were supposed to be, which I learned was called Suna. We were led to a really tall tower in the middle. Gaara finally put me and Kankoro down. Walking through big doors I saw an old guy on the other side.

"How was the mission?" He asked.

"Succesful." Gaara said, seeming quite irritated.

"Big surprise." The man rolled his eyes. Then he noticed me. "Who's the girl?" He asked.

"I'm Shrece!" I yelled waving, but stood behind Gaara when the man glared at me. "Jezz what's your problem? Got a stick up your but or something?" I said. Gaara had to refrain from laughing, for he was the only one that herd.

"She's not of Mist. We don't even think she's from this world." Tamari rolled her eyes again. She seemed to do that a lot.

"Is she going to be staying with you… under Gaara's protection? If not she will not be welcome here." He said.

"Uh…" Tamari started, but Gaara interrupted.

"Yes, she will." he said, then grabbed my hand and walked out the door, leaving a very confused and shocked brother and sister.

Gaara's p.o.v

Why had I done that? I thought this girl was annoying, but she did give me my first hug. And I know she couldn't servive in the desert be herself. ARGE! Why go I care? I shouldn't… right? Then what is this? I feel… good around her. Oh this is so confusing.

End Gaara's p.o.v

I watched Gaara pull me along and giggled at his facial expressions. Maybe falling off a cliff wasn't so bad.

Thank you for reading! I know its pretty stupid, but review anyways or I'll command my army of Wheat thins to destroy you! MUHAHAHAHAHA! Ahem... bye!