Kirin sat on the bed while Beelzemon stayed on his knees on the tile floor, staring up and admiring his new wife. This was their first day of true relaxation in years, and the two were going to enjoy it while they could. It was the day after their wedding and Gomamon was asleep at the bottom of the pool, and after an entire night of being admired and cuddled all night, he was exhausted. Beelzemon ran his hands down Kirin's calves, making her giggle.

"Yunno, I don't tink dat anyone would care if I offed yer mom." Beelzemon said, grinning. "It'd be like, a gift to the real world."

Kirin smiled, shaking her head.

"C'mon, Kir! You can help! We can do it together!"

Kirin giggled and kissed her husband.

"And I suppose you can 'take me' afterwards in her bed?"

"Sounds like a plan."

The seventeen year old grinned, shaking her head.

"I told you before, not until I'm eighteen."

Beelzemon groaned, throwing himself face first into their bed. Kirin c4rwled on top of him, trying to hold him down, but compared to Beelzemon, Kirin was a fly. Beelzemon quickly turned the tables, pinning her under his muscled body.

"Ow! Dammit Beelz! You're crushing me! Get off!"

"Only if you say uncle."

"UNCLE! UNCLE!" Kirin cried. Beelzemon slid off of the small girl.

"God, I think my ribs are broken."

Beelzemon shook his head, laughing.

"See, dat's why ya have me, kiddo. Ya have such low pain tolerance."

Kirin turned to face Beelzemon, fire in her eyes.

"Call me kiddo, one more time, and I will castrate you."

Beelzemon stood staring at her in horror. Kirin smiled in response.

"You know I'm kidding, right?" she asked, reaching a hand towards her partner. Beelzemon jumped back.

"Don't touch me! I tought I was scary."

Kirin rolled her eyes. She then had an idea. The girl stood up on the bed.

"Now, I'm going to jump, and if you don't catch me, I'm going to fall hard, get hurt, and run away, so you better catch me."

Before Beelzemon had a chance to respond, Kirin jumped. Beelzemon lunged to save her, but came up short.

"B-Beelzemon!"

"You didn't give me enough time to act!"

Kirin stood up and marched out of the room. He heard the front door slam moments later and sat back on the bed. Kirin would always walk off her anger, but she always came back. Beelzemon had nothing to worry about. The best he could do would be to let herblow off her steam. Beelzemon crawled onto the bed and fell into a deep sleep.