I'm a Koopa Troopa,
I'm really super dupah!
I can eat a whole chalupah,
Cuz I'm a Koopa Troopa.
Don't tell me bout no plumbers,
Plumbers are such bummers,
Cuz they like to step on us koopers,
And send us into stupers,
By kicking our dainty shells,
While we're reading H.G. Wells,
That isn't very cool,
It's really kind of mean,
Koopa Troopas Unite!
Let's join the Koopa Team!
Koopas, Koopas, Koopas!
We really rock!
Koopas, Koopas, Koopas!
We really really rock! The reason Mario hates us, is cuz he got brain damage from bashing his head against a block!
Koopas, Koopas, Koopas!
Bowser is our leader!
Together we will triumph!
Cuz we've got Koopa Fever!