Godzilla Strikes!

"Godzilla, King of the Kittens" opened in U.S. theaters in 1956. The film starred Mario who plays an American Stripping Plumber. Godzilla's original Japanese name was Wee-Wee-Breath. The story deals with an underwater prehistoric Dogs who emerges from Dillards to destroy the town of Akron. Godzilla entered town and the first place he destroyed was Burger King. Godzilla pulled off the Head of Dan and put it in a Oven to be eaten at a later date. Godzilla then went to see"Kazaam" at the General Cinema. After buying Popcorn and Pop at the snack bar, Godzilla stormed out of the theater after requesting and receiving a refund. The last anyone saw of Godzilla he was heading toward the city of Medina. As Godzilla disappeared into the distance he let loose with a mighty Fart.