Got this idea from work, and a coworker actually did something similar. I figured I had to do it to Kanda. He's my fav character, but he's so fun to mess with, 'specially when Lavi is involved.

Disclaimer: I own nothing! 'cept maybe the idea… lol

Merry Christmas Kanda!

The Black Order was silent as Lavi walked through the halls. He had just gotten done with a mission and it seemed like the other exorcists were out on missions as well. On his mission he had come across an interesting 'toy' and immediately thought what to do with it, and yes it did include his favorite person to play tricks on. Unfortunately the person was not here along with the item that would fall victim to Lavi's hyperactive-kid-like mind.

He did have to get ready though and plan out how he was going to get Kanda's sword away from him without dealing bodily harm to himself, and have the science department wig up the machine. In fact he was heading that way now in order to have them start on it.

"Ah, Lavi! Welcome home." Reever greeted as Lavi entered.

Putting on his typical smile he greeted back, "Hey Reever. How's the work?"

"Same as always. What do we owe the pleasure of an exorcist down here?"

"I need some sort of machine, and I need some intelligent people to make it as quickly as possible. Without destroying the order in the process." Lavi replied implying why he went to them instead of Komui.

Lavi laid out the design, at least what he could get from it, and showed to him. He explained a little bit of how it worked and what kind of plastic was needed. Reever nodded and said that they'd come to Lavi when it was done. Lavi thanked them and left. Now he had to figure out a way to get Kanda's precious sword away from him, and hope the Innocence wouldn't mind.

Lavi then recalled that the only time that Kanda did not have his sword with him, was when he was in the shower. At least, that was the only time he could think of. He waited up one night, all night until he saw Kanda leave his room before putting his plan into action. Once Kanda was well enough away he snuck into the room, thanking whoever could hear him that it was unlocked; not that he couldn't pick the door if he wanted, but this way would be easier. He saw the sword perched right by the bed, and picked it up. He knew he didn't have much time, but it would be enough; hopefully.

When Lavi managed to get the sword from Kanda he hid it in his room, and retrieved the contraption. He turned it on and quickly pulled out the plastic enough to put the sword in. He then cut the plastic down to size, encasing the sword in the stuff. He turned on the modified hairdryer, and began to let the hot air do the work. Wherever Lavi pointed the air the plastic would shrink down to the size until it was skin tight to the object. The best thing was that the plastic was clear, and if done right, had the same consistency as anything smooth, like a scabbard. He was done within minutes and turned off the contraption before putting it under the bed and heading out. Now he had to get back to Kanda's room before he did. He arrived, opened the door and laid it right where he had found it. He quickly got out of there, and walked down the hall with a smile on his face.

'The good thing about always smiling, is no one knows what you've done, or if you even did anything!' Lavi thought.

He didn't see Kanda until Lunch, and noticed that Kanda did have his sword with him. He decided to make small talk, knowing full well that the first word out of his mouth will be enough.

"Oi! Yuu!" He called, innocently.

"What do you want Baka Usagi?" He replied finishing his food and standing up.

"Just wanted to hear how you're mission went, Yuu-kun." Lavi replied.

That did it. Kanda gripped the hilt and attempted to pull it free, but it didn't come. It was stuck. Lavi saw this and knew that although Kanda was slow most of the time, his reaction and speed were much faster than a normal humans. He turned and ran hoping that he had enough of a head start. Kanda eventually unwrapped his weapon and chased down Lavi. Any passersby would see Lavi practically nailed to a wall with a look of fear plasted on his face. Before Kanda left Lavi managed to say one thing; "Merry Christmas?"

Kanda che'd and left Lavi alone, pinned to the wall.

'Note to self: never mess with Yuu's possessions; even if it was for a present...' Lavi thought still hanging there.

Lavi was sure that the only thing that saved him was the small amount of respect that Kanda had for him. Now he would have to wait until someone came and could let him down…he had a feeling he was in for a long wait.

Owari

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