"... I can do it... I can totally do this..." The small yellow bird stated as he flapped his tiny wings, approaching the green warp pipes that totally weren't ripped right out of Mario.
Flappy Bird was always desperate in trying to get through those darn pipes, yet every single time it has deluded him. Well this time, he would try, because he would flap his way through the entire maze of warp pipes, absolutely determined to beat it once and for all.
Tale Of A Flappy Bird
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
And thus, he flapped. And he flapped... only to bump into a pipe.
So he flapped again. He got farther, but bumped into the pipe after the pipe he bumped into before. He was slowly making progress with every bump, getting further ahead by one pipe. However, after the twenty fourth time, he finally reached the end, proclaiming his victory as he flapped in the air.
"Ha ha, yes! I did it!" Flappy Bird exclaimed as he let out a sigh of relief, floating back down onto the grass. "Now, give me the hard course!"
And then the bright grassy setting with the clear blue skies disappeared, the Flappy Bird ending up in a completely volcanic setting with a dark sky full of showering, fiery meteors as there were warp pipes bundled together, causing the Flappy Bird to gasp in horror as he fainted. Before him was an even more horrifying sight...
...it was the tiny skeleton bodies of the Flappy Birds that attempted the course before him. And he was next.
THE END...?