Warnings: It's porn. Also fem!Izaya/Kanra-chan~

Disclaimer: Durarara does not belong to me.

It's a lemony three part thing that has been sitting on my computer for ages and thought that maybe I should post it. So part 2 and 3 coming soon and please enjoy~


Humans were the most interesting creatures to ever walk the Earth. That she had decided a long time ago. Of course there were all sorts of supernatural beings and maybe even other races before that, but none of them could ever come close to the magnificence of the human beings. All those seemed defined by what they did and who they were. There was nothing deeper than that. Take that Celty for example – Dullahan. She was supposed to be a fierce creature that took humans to the other side in the middle of the night. Not anymore. Now that she had lost her head nothing of that remained. What a waste.

Humans on the other hand… humans had secret lives that they led right underneath the surface of their sculls. It didn`t have anything to do with reality. But it shone through their eyes when you struck a chord. It was those invisible chords that interested her. They were what made humans… well… humans. Emotions, desires, thoughts that led to secrets that led to actions. It seemed so complicated, but in reality it was very simple. Every world had an underlying motive that drove everything. And if you touched that one string you could play so many beautiful melodies on it. Caressing it the right way could turn that human majestic or it could destroy them. She herself liked to see how much she could stretch it until it broke.

It was all fun and games until she forgot that she was human and the same laws applied to her. She had definitely forgotten. Otherwise she'd have known why she was doing this and not wondering why as her legs rubbed against one another.

It had started simple enough. She was just observing Shizuo to find out why he never seemed to fall for her plans. He seemed to deny any traces of logic and simply followed his instincts. This fascinated her to an extent. If she was able to gain a better understanding of him then she would be able to play with him. That`s what she thought, that`s what she had planned…

Instead it backfired. She bit her lips, her eyes drinking up his almost naked form.

It wasn`t hard to observe him. Their houses almost touched and their rooms were opposite to one another. Their balconies were mere inches away. She had entered his room on multiple occasions when he wasn`t there. His computer was boring and so was the space underneath his bed. Most of the evenings he had his curtains pulled, but sometimes the wind would blow and she could glimpse in his private life. Truth be told if the purpose of the observation weren`t purely scientific she`d be creeped out by how much she was stalking him.

And it was paying off… the more primitive part of her brain whispered to her. Her breath hitched as he hid from her eyes. She leaned forward in her effort to see him, her hands unconsciously moved to the hem of her skirt. That`s when she saw him again. He was holding a can of something and leaning in front of his mirror. Kanra gasped.

It was a mousse!

Her eyes widened. She had never even thought about it. His hair had always looked a perfect mess. Like he had just rolled out of bed. She watched as he threaded his fingers through the blond locks. They stuck at odd angles. The material of her skirt wrinkled beneath her fingers. Shizuo leaned forward, so he could give his hair some volume.

There was a single moment of insanity where she wanted nothing, but to touch the blond locks. To see if they'd stay erect when she ruffled it.


It wasn`t a bad idea. No, not in the general sense, it was just not a working idea. There were a few others she could have used, but none of them worked out good for her in the end. It wasn`t that much of a problem this way – everyone was used to it by now. She figured what the heck? Her job was worth saving over nothing!

Or so she had been thinking a few glasses of whiskey ago. Now she was unable to think. None of the teachers were.

If she could have mustered enough brain power she would have gotten up, stomped to the next room and given both Heiwajima and Orihara a hell of a lecture, then called their parents to discuss the severity of their actions and ways to make them comprehend exactly why what they had done was wrong. That would have happened a few glasses of whiskey ago. As things were at the moment she could only feel awe and jealousy. The woman in her didn`t allow her to interrupt what was obvious the fuck of a life time.

Mrs. Nakamura looked around. She was surprised that no one else had woken up. Orihara was definitely loud. Not that she could blame her… with a stud like Heiwajima in her bed… There was something wrong about that combination…

…but she couldn`t be bothered about it!

What was important was that it was all her fault! She, herself, had put them in one room! It was the logical choice. Who could blame her? Of course no one would want to share a room with Heiwajima. Everyone was scared of him. And Orihara? Plenty of male candidates! She was cute, but that!

As it turned out the beds in the girls' rooms were short by one, so she had to do something! Orihara and Heiwajima hated each other's guts. Everyone knew that! So when Mrs. Nakamura had put them in one room she had not expected that!

Another loud bang came from the other room.

Ridiculous! Inappropriate! Completely and totally… who was she kidding? She'd give a lot to get some action!

Mrs. Nakamaru uncurled herself from around the heater and shakily stood up. What was she doing there again? Didn`t matter! This was wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!

The goal of this camp was to re – educate troublesome students! To turn them into functional and beneficial assets to the society!

Mrs. Nakamura stumbled over something in the dark and a vivid alcohol fortified dream took her over.


Shizuo kicked the door to his room open. No, scratch that. Their room. His eyes narrowed at the person sitting on the bed opposite of the door. He had to share a room with her! Her!

He growled at her, but she didn`t move. Instead a warm smile spread over her face. It didn`t reach her eyes.

"Ah, Shizu – chan! A neanderthal like you wouln`t know, but manners are the basis for a peaceful cohabitation!" Kanra grinned.

Another growl was thrown her way, but he didn`t bulge from his spot at the door. His eyes narrowed at the bed located only two steps away from hers. Shizuo's nose wrinkled and he bared his teeth.

"This is all your fault!" He bit out and took a step and a half to stand in front of the free bed. He dropped his bag on the ground and threw himself on the bed. He had waited till the very last possible moment to come back. He had prayed that she`d be asleep, so he wouldn`t have to suffer her presence. Tough luck. She had to be wide awake. Annoying bitch! He gritted his teeth.

"Hmmm…" Kanra tilted her head back, her hair spilling over her back "I don`t recall doing anything bad in particular today… Come to think about it I might have passed a few rumors around about Mizaki or I might have not…"

The result was immediate. Shizuo's eyes snapped at her. If looks could kill…

"My Mizaki?" He stood up and took a threatening step towards her.

"Uh?" She looked at him with big innocent eyes. "Is there any other Mizaki?"

"Spill it out." At that tone her hands twitched just slightly towards her blades and the hairs on her hands stood on an end.

"My my, manners, Shizu – chan, mann-"

She leaped.

"KANRAAAA!" White rage filled his vision as his fingers collided with the empty bed. He grabbed the frame and slung it around.

Instincts and adrenaline kicked in at the sound of his battle cry. She flung out a few flickblades, but they drove in the wooden board of the bed.

She saw Shizuo's legs flexing, an inhuman sound came from behind the bed and she was out of the way, before it could smash her. Instead the thing crashed into the wall and then broke down to pieces on the ground.

Kanra had safely landed on his bed and stared.

"Shizu – chan…" She was fast to recuperate and pulled out another blade on him.

"For God's sake, what is going on here?!" Mrs. Nakamura stood on the front door. She took in the broken bed and the pair in the room. She could feel a headache threatening to explode. This was a bad idea, a very bad one. "You know what? I don`t care. You two are sleeping in this room and I don`t want to hear another sound. Do you understand? Or you`re both expelled!" She slammed the door shut.

Kanra and Shizuo stared at each other in disbelief.

"Well, that settles it then. Shizu – chan can sleep on the floor." She dived underneath the covers, before he could say anything.

It took him a moment longer than she had expected, but the blankets were ripped away from her.

"Get out." His face twisted in a crazed grimace. It sent shivers down her spine.

"But, Shizu – chan, you broke my bed, take some responsibility!"

"Not my problem, now get out!"

"My my, Shizu – chan, if I knew you wanted to be in my bed that desperately…" A loud cracking sound shut her up. Shizuo had just driven his fist in the wall, mere centimeters away from her face.

"I'm not getting expelled, because of you, flea!" the tone of his voice didn't leave any room for argument. Kanra was shoved to the side and he got on the bed with his back towards her.

She could only stare. It had been such a big, obvious bait. There was no way he wouldn't have taken it. It was Shizuo. He was basic and instinctive. He didn't care about things like education and knowledge. So why didn`t he bite?

"I`m impressed." She tentatively touched his hair. It was soft. "Shizu – chan can think."

"Shut it, flea." He batted away her hand.


Kanra had experience in waking up. She lived in a relatively… normal family, so she thought she'd seen it all. On her 13th birthday her whole family, cousins, grandparents and close friends had gathered around her bed at 7 a.m. to wish her a Happy Birthday and give her a cake. One cold winter Mairu and Kururi had put her legs in cold water to see if she'd pee herself. There was also the only time she had ever gotten drunk… To summarize she had experience and had made people experience some pretty crazy things early in the morning. That's why she wasn`t alarmed when her hand was pulled and wrapped around something. She was warm and that was creating a false sense of security in her very asleep brain. After all if she was warm, dry and there were no loud sounds there should be no immediate danger, right? Right.

Her hand was yanked with a purposeful jerk and a grunt came from above her. She became more alert at that. Kanra softly squeezed the thing she was holding and tried to define it in the confined space her hand was in. The basic model was familiar, but her brain couldn't quite pin a name to it. Another sound came from above her, but she ignored it. This thing had a certain girth, length and…

She was in bed with Shizuo!

Kanra tried to bolt, but he was holding her, effectively keeping her on the bed. Panic bubbled in her chest and she tried to yank her hand, but failed. Instead Shizuo pressed it closer to his… his…!

If she was any other girl she would have screamed. She wasn`t. Her pride prevented her from doing so. Orihara Kanra did not scream for help. What if someone came and saw them like that?

Breathe! Breathe! Breathe!

She tried concentrating on the simple action. Breathe in, breathe out. She was fine, she was not panicking. Her hand was miles away, as a matter of fact it was not even her hand. Yes, she liked that idea. It wasn't her hand. She closed her eyes, concentrating on the chirping of the crickets.

He jerked her hand, breaking her concentration.

"Shizuo!" she screeched and tried to get her hand away from him. With her other one she punched him hard, but it was pointless. She would be more successful in hitting a bulldozer. She went for it again anyway. She was caught in an iron grip and he pulled her on the bed.

Kanra swallowed. His face was so close. Her fingers twitched. He was hard. Shizuo grumbled in dissatisfaction beneath her and pulled her hand up, down, up.

He was dreaming. She could see the fluttering of his eyelids on the light that came from the lamp outside. The bastard didn't even know what he was doing. He was dreaming of some bitch and using her! Kanra swallowed. She was never going to let him live it down. She'll make sure he'll pay for the psychological damage he was inflicting on her. Who was she kidding? She didn`t want anyone to know about this. Not even Shizuo!

Up, down, up, down…

Her face was turning deep red. He didn`t have to know why he was being punished. One day he would just end up splattered on the concrete and won't even know why. Then it would be her secret to keep. No one would know. Unless he… her breath hitched.

Up, down, up…

Unless he woke up.

Kanra stared at Shizuo's sleeping face. He looked deeply asleep. At least he wouldn`t be waking up anytime soon.

She licked her lips and moved her legs. She slowly pulled away her other hand and leaned on it. It was impossible to wake him up, but maybe there was another way… she was already touching him as it was…

Kanra banged her head against the wall. This was insane. Her legs fidgeted. But she wanted to be out of here. Now!

She closed her eyes and buried her head in the pillow. She was not doing this shewasnotdoingthisshewasnotdoingthis….

Down, up, down, up, faster, she squeezed.

Shizuo groaned next to her and pressed closer.

Kanra sucked in a breath.

In reality she just didn`t want to admit the fact that her panties were wet. This was all Mother Nature's fault! There must be some sort of evolutionary mechanism that screwed with her body and made her want to procreate. Well, tough luck, Mother Nature! She was absolutely not, under any circumstances having an intercourse with Heiwajima Shizuo.

Her legs rubbed against one another.

Besides what did Mother Nature see in him? He wasn't smart or intelligent. He wasn't good at anything, but destruction. Humans like that, if Shizuo could even be called one, had no place in modern society.

Kanra whipped her head to examine his face. On the electric light from outside she could see tousled blond hair that fell over cut out cheekbones and thin lips. The light gleamed over his pale neck and Kanra…

This was too much. She hid her face in the sheets.

She felt a hot breath on her neck and he pressed closer to her. He was warm. Humans were not supposed to be this warm. It seeped inside her and right at that place that was throbbing for attention.

"You smell good." Shizuo grumbled out. It was low and rough from sleep. Her skin prickled with heat. He finally removed her hand from his… well, there! Kanra swallowed, relief flooding her. But that didn`t mean by any chance that he was going to let go of her. No, he slid her hand over his hip and to the small of his back. He tangled their legs together and she could smell him too. To her utter surprise Shizuo smelled nice. He smelled like soap and something else, something that sent another wave of heat rushing though her.

Kanra dared to peek from underneath the sheets and saw darkened amber eyes fixed on her. She found it difficult to look away. Shizuo rose and guided her on her back. She followed without protest. Her mind just couldn`t find the words. Instead she could feel the heat spilling from his body and washing over her. Her body arched just a little on instinct, her legs shifted to accommodate him.

Shizuo leaned his head to smell her again. His breath caressed her neck and Kanra's heart was suddenly thudding in anticipation. What was he going to do? She felt his cheek pressing against her and then fingers touched her knee. Cautiously at first, but then she could feel his whole palm resting on the exposed skin. It made her painfully aware of just how close they were. The fact that she wanted him to slide his hand higher sent alarm bells ringing through her head. They were red. Everything was red. Cautious.

Danger.

Retreat!

Get the fuck away from him!

That`s what her brain was screaming at her, but her body trembled when his hand slid to the back of her knee. She shivered when he caressed the sensitive skin and then his fingers slid lower. Not higher.

Kanra swallowed, realizing that he had no idea what he was doing. This was Shuzu – chan after all. What else could she expect?

She forced her brain to shut up and ignored the uneasiness in her stomach.

Kanra lifted her hands and touched his hair. She couldn`t help, but be surprised at how soft it was. Just the way she had always imagined it to be. Shizuo lifted his head to look at her. Her breath hitched from the sudden tension. Then he leaned forward, his nose slowly touching hers. He smelled her, taking her in. Kanra's lips unconsciously opened, seeking the kiss, but he moved away. She surged forward, but stopped just a breath away.

She was crazy. This was pure madness. She couldn`t be doing this. Not with Heiwajima Shizuo.

Kanra licked her dry lips.

Suddenly there was no space left between them. Her mouth opened and their tongues slid against one another. His taste washed away her doubts. Her body arched, her leg came around his waist and she pressed him closer. One hand came around his neck, the other slid over his strong back.

Shizuo slid his hand up her tight and grabbed her firm behind, pressing her even closer. Kanra moaned in his mouth and arched against him. He pushed her a little higher, so he could press just at the right spot. She gasped when she felt him hard and ready between her legs.

He watched as Kanra arched and moaned. Her fingers dug in his shoulders. She looked at him, eyes glazed with desire and panting. This was wrong. Shizuo stared. He couldn`t take his eyes off her. Her hair was tousled and her lips were swollen from their kiss. He shoudn`t be the one who was making her look like that. He thrust his hips harder into her and Kanra moaned.

Hell if he wasn`t going to enjoy it anyway!

Shizuo slid his fingers beneath her white T-shirt and leaned forward. On the harsh light he could see her hardened nipples and he desperately wanted a bite. Kanra whimpered when his teeth caught the small bud through the thin material. His hand squeezed her other nipple and the action made Kanra shiver. Her body was throbbing with desire to feel him. The sudden need to feel him everywhere was overwhelming. Shizuo yanked her shirt and Kanra helped him take it off. Then he leaned forward and she could feel his hot tongue licking at her nipples. She couldn`t look away. It was the only way to be sure that this was Heiwajima Shizuo making her feel so needy. Kanra had to have this.

Her hands slid over his shoulders, feeling the muscles beneath his t-shirt. It quickly came off and his mouth was back on hers. His kiss was quickly becoming more desperate as his hands roamed her body freely. Kanra moaned in encouragement as fingers slid up the inside of her tights. Her body arched to meet them. By now her panties had melted against her from the heat.

"Shizu…" she moaned in encouragement when he hesitated. His hand slid beneath her shorts and she gasped loud. She threw her head back and he took the chance to bite hard at the exposed skin.

Kanra shuddered and moaned. This was an all-out assault. One that she couldn`t fight.

"Fuck." Shizuo couldn`t help, but marvel at how aroused she was. His fingers dipped inside her and he could feel her tremble against him. Kanra bit at her lips, trying to stop the needy moan that was threatening to escape. The unexpected intrusion had made her pussy tighten in anticipation. His rough voice was dripping with sex and she had to admit that she couldn`t fight this. No, she had tried and failed. But two can play this game.

Kanra groaned when he slowly pulled out his fingers and licked them. Her breath hitched as she watched him taste her. What was she thinking? Oh, yeah.

She grabbed him by the neck and yanked his head to hers, their lips met in another kiss. Kanra used the distraction to straddle his hips. That was a mistake she realized. She moaned low in her throat and pressed closer to him. She could feel him even bigger than before and sweet anticipation ran through her body. His lips found her sensitive nipples again and she whimpered. She lifted her hips and grinded against him. Shizuo growled and responded to the movement with one of his own, creating a small explosion of pleasure inside her. When his fingers ended up in her underwear Kanra didn`t knew if he should curse him five times till Friday or bless the guy for always finding a way to destroy her plans.

She decided it really didn`t matter as his rough fingers found her clit and started rubbing. All that mattered was that he kept doing just that. But trust Shizu – chan not to. Soon his fingers slid inside her, creating a completely different type of heat and Kanra moaned loudly.

"Yes, there!" she gasped and tightened her pussy around his fingers, making sure that he got the right idea.

Shizuo growled in response. His eyes were glued to her panting mouth, her disheveled hair and her pert nipples. Her body was moving frantically and she was responding to each and every one of his touches. He licked his lips. As much as he loved seeing Kanra coming undone beneath his fingers there was something else he wanted to do. He curled his forefinger inside her and she mewled in pleasure. The sound went straight to his throbbing erection. His lips stretched in a grin as she tried to force his fingers deeper. There was definitely something he wanted to taste.

Kanra found herself on her back. Shizuo was yanking on her shorts and peeling off her wet underwear from her dripping core. She quickly lifted her butt to help him. The material hadn`t even landed on the floor when his mouth was back on her inner tights. He bit down hard and Kanra jerked, moaning his name in anticipation. His fingers were stroking her and spreading her legs so Shizuo could lean forward. Kanra whimpered when she felt his hot breath against her sensitive skin. For one unending moment nothing happened. Kanra looked down. Shizuo was staring at her with his amber eyes burning with lust and desire.

"Shizuo…" she gasped, moving closer to him.

A smirk pulled at his lips, before he leaned forward and sucked hard at her clit.

"Shizuo!" she moaned loud as his tongue slid from her opening to her clit and he sucked hard again. Kanra grabbed his hair and pulled him even closer. Her legs spread to give him more access to work his magic.

It was definitely magic she decided, arching against his tongue. He gently nipped at her aroused flesh, before licking the small pain away. When had he become so damn good at this?

His fingers pushed oh so slowly inside her that Kanra decided that she'd die on the spot if he didn`t replace them with that he had in his pants. But then he was spreading her and sucking even harder and the thought was lost.

"More!" She arched off the bed when his fingers curled and touched that spot inside of her. The heat was building too fast and her heart was starting to hammer out of control. Kanra gripped harder at his hair. Her mind was quickly blanking as he kept on sucking and licking on her tightly wound pussy. "God! Shizuo, don't stop!" She panted. Her hips flexed against him. She needed a little, just a little bit more. Than he did something that no one had ever done. The sensation of his slick tongue entering her and then moving back insider her was what set her off. The orgasm that hit her was stronger than anything she had ever felt.

Kanra was left blinking and panting in the harshly lit room. She was half sitting, even though she could not remember doing it. She buried her hand in her hair. That… had been the best orgasm of her life. Scratch that. She had actually come with someone who she hadn`t had to train beforehand. She breathed deeply in an attempt to calm down her racing heart.

Her eyes focused on Shizuo who was rising to a sitting position. She licked her lips at the sight of his hard lean body, his talented mouth and his lust filled eyes. Maybe she might just forgive him for not falling for her plans. She had suddenly found a rather useful side of him.

Kanra pushed Shizuo on his back and leaned over him. Her hand slid from his shoulder, down his chest and down his flat stomach. He shuddered beneath her touch when she neared the tent in his pants. Her lips stretched in a smirk. She liked making him shudder. With that thought in mind she grabbed his erection. He groaned beneath her and her body pulsated in response. After all, she still wanted to feel every part of him. Her blood rushed with the thought of having him inside.

"Kanra!" he snarled as she felt him mercilessly through his pants. Her body thrilled with the discovery of exactly how big he was.

"Shizu – chan really is a monster!" she laughed in delight. Before he could say anything her lips were on his and she was yanking on his pants. That seemed to do it, because he was being extremely helpful with lifting his hips and the rest of his clothing was gone in a matter of seconds.

Kanra was immediately on top of him. Her fingers slid down his length. They were really going to do this. She swallowed the nervousness that rose inside her. She slid him against her entrance, teasing them both. Shizuo groaned and buried his head in her chest.

"Wait." He commanded when she positioned him. Kanra froze. Had she heard correctly? Stop now? Her body was burning with the desire to feel him fill her. Shizuo leaned across the bed and reached for his bag. She watched as he produced a condom. She tried to stifle the small chuckle that escaped her, but failed. She couldn`t stop the next one or the one after that either. Soon she was shaking with laughter. "What's so damn funny, flea?" He snapped at her.

"Are you worried about me, Shizu – chan?" She gasped, calming herself down. The frown on his face told her that he was completely serious and this was no laughing matter. She plucked the condom out of his fingers, before he could change his mind. She wouldn`t forgive him if he left her high and dry right now. Kanra removed the packaging and quickly rolled it down his lengths. The need that danced across his face as her fingers touched him took her breath away.

Shizuo sat up, pulling her closer on his lap. Their lips met for a brief kiss and his erection bumped against her.

"Shizuo!" Kanra gasped and he took it as an invitation, because in the next moment he was sliding inside of her. She moaned at the feeling of him. Her mind chose exactly this instance to remind her who exactly she was having sex with. But Shizuo pulled out and then slammed back so hard that the only thing left in Kanra's mind was sheer pleasure. Then he moved again and again, sending pleasure running wild inside of her. She clutched at his shoulders for support and pulled him towards her, changing their position.

Kanra lifted her hips to meet him halfway as heat exploded inside of her. She wasn't going to last. She could already feel her pussy tightening around him. The pressure inside of her was quickly building, desire running through her veins. Shizuo was nearly there as well. She could feel it in his hot panting breath and hear it in his gasps and groans.

Her muscles clenched around him and what came out of his mouth was her name, dripping with need and pleasure. When he called out to her like that… her nails scratched down his back and she pressed him even closer. Her mind blanked with pleasure as she came all around him.

Shizuo followed her soon after. The way he said her name and his face twisted in pleasure, stirred something deep inside her. Kanra ignored it. Instead she leaned forward and started to lick and suck on Shizuo's neck. Her hand slid up and down his back and she waited.

"What the hell are you doing?" Shizuo asked when he came to his senses. Kanra was clinging to him like a leech. He slipped out of her and pushed her away.

"Just a little something!" The smile that was suddenly adorning her lips deeply disturbed him.


Mrs. Nakamura sighed in relief when the bus finally stopped. She had feared this trip would be the death of her. Traveling in a bus full of delinquents for hours while a hangover was eating away her sanity wasn't fun. Not at all.

"One by one" She called out "Slow and steady!" But her words landed on deaf ears. Students were already pushing each other to get out of the bus.

"Mrs. Nakamura!" A voice greeted her and the teacher turned to see a short girl with soft brown curls smiling at her "I hope there weren`t too many problems during the trip."

"No, Mizaki, they didn`t make too much trouble this time."

"Ah, I`m glad." The girl's smile brightened and they skipped their good byes.

Mrs. Nakamura had only taken a few steps when her shoulders went rigid. Heiwajima, Orihara and Mizaki at one place. This was trouble. She turned to see Mizaki hugging Heiwajima and giving him a quick kiss. The teacher had decided to postpone her talk with Orihara and Heiwajima for a time when her skull wasn`t being crushed to salt by tiny little hammers. Preferably Monday. This had been a mistake.

She saw Orihara standing a few steps away from the couple. The smile on the girl's face unnerved the teacher. Something bad was about to happen.

As if on cue a hard slap cut through the air.

"How could you?" Mizaki's shrill voice sliced the lazy atmosphere. Heiwajima self-consciously tugged at his collar in a sad attempt to hide what was no doubt a hickey. The girl stormed away from the tall blond.

Mrs. Nakamura turned her attention back to Orihara who simply started whistling a happy tune before making herself scarce.