one day matt and jeff jumped off a cliff into icecream
then they eat all the icecream and get bellyaches
then they go to the doctors and the doctor says that theve got appendicitis
and then they get there appendixes out
they couldnt wrestler for a whole week and were very depressed
then the went and killed tripple h
lita had bronchitis so Lita sat at home and wrote poems for matt and jeff
then lita was brainwashed and forced to fight the hardys
then they beat lita and gave her a black eye
then she came back to her senses
and started goin out with Matt
then me and Jeff started goin out
then lita and Matt got married
But i dumped Jeff
and my friend Brittney went out with Jeff
then Brittney married Jeff
and i went on to marry Shane MacMahon
Briitney and Jeff have 21 kids together
mostly triplets
Jeff and lita had 200 kids
Me and Shane had no kids cause we adopted 1 beautifull Boy... named Shane
THE END