(chinosarah- Some of you might have read my Percy Jackson story know that I despise Mary-Sues. So I decided to write one. I noticed a lot in the Young Justice fandom, so here's my co-author Fatalities.

Fatalities (not writing long boring penname)- Hey people! This is me and my wonderful friend's parody. We pulled from numerous Sue stories to create the most horribly perfectly tragic Mary Sue ever. I think. You never know how stupid someone can be. So now, here is…

THE DISCLAIMER: Neither chinosarah nor I own Young Justice. If I owned, there would be a full season dedicated to Jason Todd. If she owned… SPITFIRE FOREVER!

AND NOW HERE IS…

THE SUE.)

On a deserted street in the worse parts of Gotham, a beautiful, amazing, wonderful, totally awesome teenage girl walked the lonely streets.

"Oh cruel world, why me? Why must I be an orphan? Why must people hate me for my beauty? Why must people recognize my perfection and buy me amazing designer clothes that magically never get dirty? Oh woe to me…" the girl said. The only sound was her high heels clicking on the hard pavement as she walked past an oddly placed old abandoned warehouse that the city apparently had millions of… until she heard something. A maniacal laugh that she somehow knew could only come from a deranged psychopath. She ran into the abandoned building, her mile long, flowing, locks of chestnut hair with totally natural pink streaks flowing in the wind, wondering what was going on and completely disregarding any concern for her own safety. As she found herself in a large, dark part of the warehouse, she saw two figures tied up and a man with green hair standing above them. It appeared the terrifying laugh came from that man. She gasped. The Joker heard her, stopped laughing, and turned around.

"Who's there?" The Joker asked. He saw the angel winged girl standing there in all her radiance. "What is a obviously wonderful but tragically abandoned girl doing in the bad parts of town? And interrupting me when I finally managed to somehow capture Batman and the Boy Wonder?"

"That's not right! You shouldn't capture people! That is wrong and cruel! Surrender before I blow your head off with my amazing powers I got from being experimented on by the mad scientist who adopted me!" She yelled, her purple eyes shining with rage until they transitioned to red to symbolize her burning anger at the horrible, deranged situation.

"Oh my gosh! I see the light! I am a horrible man. Please don't smite me my queen! I will never do it again! I will donate to the homeless, I will give to charity, I will become a police officer, anything to not feel the anger of your amazing burning power that I somehow know would completely obliterate me!" The Joker yelled in fear. The girl glared as her cat tail waved violently and her cat ears folded back.

"I am Emerald Sparkle Moonbeam Rayvvin Sakura Aphrodite Zelda Shimmering Gwendolyn Rose Golden Ruby Shadow Love Shine, and I refuse your request! Feel my burning rage and power!" Emerald Sparkle Moonbeam Rayvvin Sakura Aphrodite Zelda Shimmering Gwendolyn Rose Golden Ruby Shadow Love Shine said. "etims siht nam no eht tops htiw ym gnizama noitcefrep!" (1) She casted her spell. The Joker was engulfed by a bright light as he screamed for mercy, and there was nothing left of the former deranged psychopath. Batman and Robin, who had been oddly silent this whole time, decided to cut the ropes that bound them and walk over to her.

"Even though you just killed a reformed man who could have finally fixed his mistakes and I am completely against anyone killing, that was amazing! Can I be your sidekick?" Batman said.

"No! I want to be her sidekick!" Robin yelled, throwing a punch at his mentor. Soon a horrible fist fight over Emerald Sparkle Moonbeam Rayvvin Sakura Aphrodite Zelda Shimmering Gwendolyn Rose Golden Ruby Shadow Love Shine broke out between Batman and Robin even though it was completely unpractical and they could have easily resolved it another way.

"Oh poor me! I cause tragic situations everywhere I go!" Emerald Sparkle Moonbeam Rayvvin Sakura Aphrodite Zelda Shimmering Gwendolyn Rose Golden Ruby Shadow Love Shine said as she pulled out a razor blade and started crying and cutting her wrists. "Please stop this madness! I cannot take it anymore!" Batman and Robin stopped their fight at the sight of the poor, suddenly self-harming girl being so sad.

"We're sorry. You are just so beautiful and amazing that we couldn't help fighting over you. Ignoring that fact that is any police officer saw this he would arrest me for acting like a pedophile." Batman said. Robin got on one knee and pleaded to her.

"Don't cry totally hot girl that appears to be part angel and part cat!" Emerald Sparkle Moonbeam Rayvvin Sakura Aphrodite Zelda Shimmering Gwendolyn Rose Golden Ruby Shadow Love Shine looked at the boy and stopped crying.

"That is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me! I love you!" she said. Robin got up and they started making out, completely ignoring Batman. They kept making out for about ten minutes, because apparently they didn't need to breathe when they were surrounded by their love, before breaking away.

"Emerald Sparkle Moonbeam Rayvvin Sakura Aphrodite Zelda Shimmering Gwendolyn Rose Golden Ruby Shadow Love Shine, would you join the Team? I know that logically you shouldn't even know what I'm talking about but you're so amazing I am going to trust you know about top secret league projects." Batman said.

"Oh you mean the Team with Robin, Kid Flash, Artemis, Superboy, Miss Martian, Aqualad, Rocket, and that annoying girl who does the magic that nobody likes? I would love to, Batman! I'm sure I could be a wonderful addition since I have the powers of super beauty, super strength, super speed, telepathy, power over the elements, mystic abilities, and the power to fly along with numerous other things that would make this list too long and my talent at all types of martial arts and the ways of the ninja?" Emerald Sparkle Moonbeam Rayvvin Sakura Aphrodite Zelda Shimmering Gwendolyn Rose Golden Ruby Shadow Love Shine said. "Did I mention I'm part vampire?"

"No, but despite the fact that this seems surreal and totally unable to happen I will accept everything you say and assume you aren't lying because you are so amazing!" Batman said. "I am honored to have you on the Team! By the way, I'm really Bruce Wayne and Robin is Dick Grayson."

"Oh I already knew, you see, despite being an orphan I know everything about you all. Now can we go back to Mount Justice so I can start my training to end crime?" Emerald Sparkle Moonbeam Rayvvin Sakura Aphrodite Zelda Shimmering Gwendolyn Rose Golden Ruby Shadow Love Shine said, her eyes now turning pink with happiness while Robin noticed that the streaks in her hair had magically turned to blue.

"Of course! And I should probably tell you that Artemis is Artemis Crock, Miss Martion goes by Megan Morse, Superboy goes by Conner Kent while his father is Clark, Rocket is Raquel Erwin and Kid Flash is Wally West! Now you know everyone, yay! Let's go and introduce you to them as my soulmate!" Robin said. Emerald Sparkle Moonbeam Rayvvin Sakura Aphrodite Zelda Shimmering Gwendolyn Rose Golden Ruby Shadow Love Shine gasped.

"Wally West? We must go immediately! I have horrible tragic but wonderfully unnatural backstory to tell you! The one after the time I had just been raped by pandas on a trip to the zoo and was blessed by a magical unicorn and became a uni-person!" She said.

"Oh my! We must go immediately! Come Batman, to Mount Justice!"

1) For those of you who don't want to figure out what she said she said "Smite this man on the spot with my amazing perfection!" You're welcome.

(Fatalities- And that was the biggest piece of crap I have ever written XD Hope you guys enjoyed that. Next Chapter will be written by chinosarah. We will be trading off every chapter.

Chinosarah- Some people might be confused by the whole "Emerald Sparkle Moonbeam Rayvvin Sakura Aphrodite Zelda Shimmering Gwendolyn Rose Golden Ruby Shadow Love Shine hates Zatanna" thing. She does, we do not.

Fatalities- I kind of do. But not for the Sue's reason. Just because… I actually have no clue why. Okay, moving on.

Chinosarah- Don't forget to review, favorite, and subscribe!

Fatalities- There is way more horribly written characters and OOC-ness to come! )