CHAPTER #1- Mystery of the Phantom Purrari Driver
"Hey Meowingtons do you want to go for a coffee run?" Deadmau5 asked.
"Sure but you're paying, meow", says Prof. Meowingtons PhD.
Deadmau5 rolls his eyes. Every time he goes for a coffee run with his furry buddy always said the same thing, but ended up paying. And Prof. Meowingtons PhD, always wants to go in the Purrari, as if it was built just for him. They get to the garage and notice that the Purrari isn't parked where it's supposed to be.
"Did you loan the Purrari to someone, meow?" Prof. Meowingtons PhD asked.
"No," Deadmau5 said with conviction.
Sniff, sniff, SNIFF.
"What are you sniffing for Meowingtons?" Deadmau5 asked.
"Well when you made me go to the vet last week, I left you a present behind the seat of the Purrari, meow." Prof. Meowingtons PhD replied. He sniffed some more and headed out to the street.
Deadmau5 followed his cat. "That wasn't very nice."
"Neither was the thermometer in my ass, meow. It went this way, meow."
They walked down the street and crossed at the lights. When ZOOOOMMMM, a car screamed past them. It was going so fast, all they could see was was a nyan pop tart cat and it's rainbow fart.
"Hey that's my PURRARI! Someone stole it!" Deadmau5 shouted.
Screeeeccchhhh, went the Purrari's tires as the driver made a quick U-turn and drove past the pair in the street again. This time they could hear the Nyan song blaring from the speakers in the car.
"We need to catch that car, before it kills someone, meow!" Prof. Meowingtons PhD exclaimed.
"Look the Purrari almost killed that dog!" Deadmau5 shouted.
Prof. Meowingtons PhD shrugged, "that's not such a loss, but I want my coffee, let's go, meow."
Deadmau5 picked up the cat and ran for the garage. It was time to get in the meowclaren. "Hold on little buddy, this is going to get crazy!"
Prof. Meowingtons PhD shot Deadmau5 a incredulous look, then rolled his eyes and anchored himself to the seat of the car, with his back claws. Then the chase was on, they got close to the Purrari and saw who the driver was.
"I should've known it was the ladies, meow, " growled Prof. Meowingtons PhD.
"But Ewe can't reach the gas peddle, so that means OMG must be working the gas and brake. But how is Ewe able to see where she's going? And don't say its by her Sphynx magic, Mewoingtons."
"Well I haven't seen Nyan all day, so maybe Ewe is standing oh him, meow. It's the only thing that makes sense, meow."
Deadmau5 was glad the Purrari was heading towards the highway. The way the Purrari was being driven, it was just to dangerous on the Toronto streets.
"I wonder what those ladies offered Nyan to get him to participate," Deadmau5 pondered.
"And where are the cops, meow? Every time you speed in the Purrari they catch you, meow."
"I've got an idea. Can you steer for a minute Meowingtons?" Deadmau5 asked.
"Yes why, meow?"
Deadmau5 didn't wait for an answer and began to work on one of his ears. "Those bad cats won't know what hit them."
Suddenly Deadmau5 threw his right ear at the rear tires of the Purrari, giving it two flats. The ear boomeranged back and Deadmau5 stood on the meowclaren's seat to catch it.
"Dude that was sick, meow!" Prof. Meowingtons PhD said excitedly.
The Purrari slowed down and pulled over onto the shoulder. Once more in control of the steering of the meowclaren, Deadmau5 stopped behind the disabled light blue car. He screwed on his ear again and got out of the white pursuit vehicle. He walked over to the Purrari, hands on hips and looked down at the offending driver.
"Oh those cats are in big trouble now, meow!" Prof. Meowingtons PhD cooed happily. "Treats for me only tonight, meow." He sat back, licking his fur back into place.
Deadmau5 leaned over and took the keys out of the Purrari. "You three are busted and in big trouble. Ewe and OMG, I expect this behaviour from you, but Nyan… I'm so disappointed."
Nyan rustled around behind the front passenger seat and pulled out a cat turd. "At least I didn't soil your car like Meowingtons, meow."
Ewe and OMG nodded their heads in agreement. In unison they hissed, "it ssmellss bad in here, meow. Meowingtonss isss no angel, meow."
Deadmau5 called a tow truck to take the Purrari home. The four cats rode back in the meowclaren with him, all acting like they were innocent. Back in the garage, he looked at them trying to be cute. Then he had an idea. He shook his head negatively.
"Since you all have enjoyed the Purrari, I think you all should clean it. And just to be sure you do a good job, I'll be right here watching."
The four cats stalked around with righteous indignation, until Deadmau5 promised to take them all out for some iced cappuccino drinks on him, from Tim Hortons. The cats purred in satisfaction. The two nudies and the grey, affectionately rubbed up against Prof. Meowingtons PhD. Then when they were cleaning the other side of the car, where Deadmau5 couldn't hear them, they congratulated their friend.
"Brilliantly planned Meowingtons, meow" Nyan praised.
"It worked, Deamau5 finally isss paying for a coffee run, meow. You've earned your title today, meow." The two ladies said.
"That's why I have the PhD, meow." Prof. Meowingtons PhD winked.
Mystery of the phantom driver of the Purrari was solved, but the true mastermind today was Prof. Meowingtons PhD. In the end, the coffee run was completed and all four cats and their Deadmau5 were happy.