Love me for me

by crystal97

When Jade and Rose mess up a spell to help John and Dave confess their feelings, they make them switch genders! With the change in feelings a mysterious group of teens calling themselves "countries" have decided to help John in his mission to confess to Dave and viseversa... after all in love nothing not even gender matter. give it a chance Genderbending rated 'M' for LEMONS!

1. Chapter 1

READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT

Crystal: so I'm trying my luck with HOMESTUCK and a mix of HETALIA. HETASTUCK It's my new obsession and having seen a lot of the character's personalities, a plot bunny came into my mind. So let's see we'll actually have a DavexJohn pairing and other pairings will be mentioned later. Here's the catch:

Summary: Rose and Jade are tired of seeing John and Dave secretly love each other. They resort to going to the trolls who recommend a spell that could help them get together. Jade realizes too late that she'd gotten 'the wrong spell' when John wakes up as a girl the next day. Dave is intact at first, but when the day after he becomes a girl and John is back to normal, there's a problem. As a girl John meets a bunch of mysterious teens he's never met before who will help him and Dave realize that gender doesn't matter in love. Will these two be able to confess their love for each other and will they be able to break this gender bending spell?

Warning/Notes: this will contain gender bending, Hetalia characters, LEMON at some point, obviously lot of language from almost all homestuck characters including KARKAT, give this story a chance before you judge it. Hetalia characters will begin to appear next chapter
Name: Love me for me
Rated: 'M' for the stuff above
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN HOMESTUCK

The spell

Narrator:

A whole new universe had been created. Everything was yet again at peace or so what they considered to be peace. Trolls will be trolls and humans will pester as humans. Now the thing is that the homestuck gang was put in school again. It seems that once the current new humans saw that their gods were 13 year old kids, they viewed them unfit to rule, and so they forced them to choose one elite to rule the whole world, for at least, until they turned 18.

The trolls tried to protest and kill humans who neared them. They were somehow adopted by a sympathetic human each who they eventually trusted and as decided they chose them to be their elites, unfortunately. Somehow John and the other's parents had survived the deathly business and so their parents ruled as well. And so they were forced into school like any other regular kids, not for the trolls though, and it had been three years since then and they were all now 16. The trolls as the kids themselves were beginning to get used to each other and their new life.

Regular POV

Here we have our hero god, John. He's placed in the front of the class along with his best friend Dave, on black rolling chairs with servants to give them whatever they want. Mind you, they are gods; obviously they at least get some privileges. John sighs. His hair, as always, is gelled so that the front is upwards. His blue orbs examine the paper of math problems and he looks up front at their obnoxious teacher. Their ruling is still at limit so they are not allowed to leave class.

Dave is doing the same only in a much more composed way. He's actually very good at math and sort of likes it which is totally ironic. He's smooth, cool, and ironic; that's just Dave. His ash blonde hair is sort of neat and looks like it was planned to make it look messy yet cool at the same time. His piercing red eyes are hidden behind stylish black sunglasses, as he writes down the answers to each problem. John's eyes suddenly drift to Dave.

John stares at him for a few seconds. Now you see John has always liked Dave, as Dave has always liked John. John doesn't confess because he fears of rejection. For one, they are always arguing that they AREN'T homosexual. Secondly, Dave is too cool, and third John is too much of a geek. It seems that they have a lot of things against them, and so they keep quiet. John blushes lightly when Dave catches his eyes. The good thing it's the last class of the day before lunch and then they head home.

Dave doesn't turn his head, but rather, moves his eyes and they meet john's blue ones. Dave smirks, and raises his eyebrow, "what you looking at, Egderp?" he laughs joking around with John's last name. John blushes even more. I mean, come on, Dave has a totally sexy deep laugh that makes John's hear beat faster by the second. "N-Nothing, you douche", John stutters turning his gaze away. Rose and Jade are also in the same class as them and they sit in the back.

Rose had pretty blonde hair in a sort cropped bob style and she had pretty pink colored eyes and feminine eye lashes bringing them out fully. She wore her yellow-orange god tier gown with sleeves, and around her waist was golden chain to hang loosely against her hip. No one knew how she really looked, not counting her friends, for the hood on the gown covered her head in exception of her nose, mouth, and slight strands of blond hair that peeked through. She liked the ominous fear she gave others and she'd like to keep it that way.

Jade on the other hand had a black gown, but it only reached her knees, and she had white and green stripped knee length socks with black flats on. She was a pretty girl with round glasses, long black locks reaching her waist, emeralds colored eyes, and a peculiar set of dog ears. She actually liked being friendly towards other, but none of them dared to go up to her when she was with Rose.

[TT] Tentacletherapist (Rose) has begun pestering [GG] GardenGnoist (Jade)

TT: aren't you tired of seeing those two flirt?

GG: obviously, *sigh* John stares at Dave so much I think his head will explode at any moment

TT: what should we do? You know, to help them hook up already? I mean my half brother, Dave, also has the mutual affection towards John only he decides to make it obviously ironic in front of me when I go to his house

GG: really? I would have thought he was well composed and cool everywhere :B

TT: you would think that, but you have to remember, Jade….he's an ironic guy…ironic… so yeah…we need to do something for those two

GG: hmmm…indeed

TT: but what?

GG: we could…uff I don't want to say this, but we could ask the trolls to teach us a spell. They are very familiar with magic and we could cast a spell where whatever they say is only the truth so if we ask them if they like each other they have no way of denying it…I personally want Dave to go first :)

TT: …that's a terrible plan, but I'm too out of ideas to question it

GG: then it's settled…wait the bell has rung…it's lunch time then we go and make plans

Of course the first to rush out was John while Dave was left there feeling surprised and hurt. Of course the emotions were well covered by his shades. Rose frowned, knowing well Dave felt hurt. Rose and jade rushed by as he picked up his books. They ran and suddenly fell back as they bumped into someone. They heard the person growl and they looked up to see Karkat.

He was a gray skinned troll with black eyes and the whites of his eyes where yellow rather than the regular human color. He had a mop of messy black hair and two small and short horns. He looked with a frown. He was actually pretty attractive even if he was an alien, and the girls absolutely adored him even if he said he despised them. They liked his tough and nasty attitude. "Watch where you're going, fucking females", he growled. "Karkat! Are we glad to see you!" Jade grinned standing up. Rose rolled her eyes she had no joy in seeing the foul mouthed troll.

"Really? Since when did I have such a disgusting honor of being a fucking object of your search?" Karkat raised an eyebrow crossing his arms. Jade and Rose both rolled their eyes, before Jade spoke again, "we need your help…we know you have feelings for John…but ah... we want him to confess his feelings as well as we want to get Dave to spill out his…and uh", Jade began not wanting to reveal they were intending to hook up Dave and John.

"We want to get revenge on him and fave for the pranks he's done on us and then you can ask John if he has feelings for you and what not", Rose interrupted giving in a much better plan. Now you see, John is indeed the object of affection, not just of Dave, but of Karkat as well, in a sort of love-hate way, and of Vriska. Revenge means trolling, and teasing John, which means Karkat's easy co-operation. Karkat raises his eye brows in thought and after a minute or so he nodded with hesitance, "If it's the fucking name of trolling…I will have no other option to accept this damn proposal", he sighed.

Jade and Rose high-fived each other before Karkat mumbled something of stupid and retarded. They went on as they called upon Eridan only to find him along with the other few trolls. "Did you seriously have to have most of them present?" Rose frowned pulling back her hood to reveal her face. "It's not my fucking fault, idiots. Gamzee followed me. Of course slutty, tomboy Vriska jumped on John and the blond bitch, Terezi, went after Dave. We asked Kanaya to help distract them while we did this shit", Karkat explained rolling his eyes.

"Alrighty! Let's get this started", Jane claps her hands. Rose and Eridan take out their wands, and Jade closes her eyes. Karkat suspiciously whispers something in Eridan's ear in which he nodded raising his eyebrows. "So repeat after me… (1) kalisto sone perchi sono feme rado", Eridan said slowly. Rose and Jade nodded before Rose began waving her wand. Jade concentrated her power as her hair began to move violently. The three opened their eyes beginning the spell chant low and then yelling the end, "kalisto sone perchi sono FEME RADO!"

There was an immediate explosion and one small vile appeared. Jade frowned she expected something much greater, but at least she thought it would be strong then. She took the vile and smiled. "Just pour the damn vile in their drinks, half and half, and make the ass fucks drink it. It'll take effect tomorrow", Karkat said grumpily. Jade and Rose nodded fixing their clothing and running out to the cafeteria. As they left, Karkat grinned for the first time in those two years that they met.

~~xXXx~~

They arrived to find John being assaulted by Vriska, while Terezi tried to lick Dave who kept her back easily with one hand. "John~ Dave~" Jade smiled mischievously having told the servants to serve their favorites drink while making sure they poured the vile in John and Dave's drink. Dave for some odd reason really liked Pepsi, said it was a rad drink, John really likes orange and fruit punch Hi-C which makes him sort of childish, Rose was proper and regular with her sprite, and jade was a proper lady with her Lipton lime tea.

The drinks were brought and John had as always challenged Dave to a chugging contest. They both chugged on their drink before they made a funny face. "Tasted sorta weird", Dave commented. Rose and Jade grinned. "Why don't we have a sleep over?" Jade suggested with the same grin. "uhh… sure why not? You down, rose and Dave?" John asked. Dave shrugged as acceptance and Rose nodded with a sort of evil glint in her eyes.

~~Later at night~~

"omg! I remember that! I can't believe that was the first time Dave cried", John cracked up as everyone laughed including Dave. "Hey shut the fuck up, dude that was the onions", Dave chuckled. "Dave, take the shades of…it's okay here", Rose commented. Dave frowned slightly and in a moment of ironic hesitance he slowly discarded them. "Oh Jegus, Dave, your eyes are beautiful. Why would you hide them behind shades? I've never seen red eyes before that is to say I've never seen pink ones like rose", Jade giggled.

"well we have plain eyes. Blue and green", John pouted cutely making Dave want to blush slightly. "so you think my eyes are beautiful, John?" Dave smirked winking. John looked to see Dave's stare and blushed furiously. "I'm not homosexual you douche, but they are…nice", John hesitated looking away. Jade and Rose giggled before they switched it up. "Anyways tomorrow will be another day", Rose clapped her hands. "You say that as if something exciting were to happen", Dave raised his eyebrow. "You know my stomach is sort of feeling ill", John confessed.

"tell me about it. I'm getting sort of this nauseous feeling", Dave mumbled placing a hand on his stomach. Jade was getting a bit fidgety, and Rose just pursed her lips nervously. Something was wrong. They could feel it. Their fear was realized when Dave and John suddenly fell unconscious. A blue and red smoke rose up and Jade and Rose followed pursuit. There were two bright lights in the room that night that as soon as they flashed, as soon as they left leaving the gods unconscious until the morning of the next day.

~~xXXx~~

John stretched out feeling refreshed. He didn't remember what exactly happened last night, but he smiled at seeing his slumbering friends. He rubbed his eyes feeling sort of lighter. He stood, walking to the mirror as they stayed in his house. John stared at the reflection and blinked. "that's such a hot girl", he mumbled. He froze at seeing the girl mock his words. The girl had big dark blue eyes, and her hair was in layers to her waist and looked silky smooth. He brought up his hand and the girl in the mirror did the same. His eyes widened and his hands trembled before he let out a huge shriek.

"AHHHHHHH!"

"Yo, What the fuck happened!?" Dave woke up with a fast start. Jade and Rose woke up startled and stared at the strange girl. "Are you like, uh, John's twin sister?" Dave asked looking the girl up and down. "I didn't know John had a sister besides me", Jade said confused. "I'm not anyone's sister. Guy's it's me John!" John shrieked. Dave's eyes widened to their extreme. John made one fucking, sexy ass muthatfucking girl for sure!

"The spell went wro-" Jade began panicked before Rose covered her mouth. John looked at them placing his-er her hands on her hips. Noticing what she'd just done, she removed her hands feeling ashamed that she was acting so girly. "What spell!?" John said angrily. John never got mad so they supposed his girl-self was. Rose sighed, "We cast a spell on both of you, but it only seemed to take effect on you, John, as Dave seems intact".

Dave looked at her reaching for his shades and placing them on his face. He then turned his attention to John. She was pouting adorably and it just made Dave want to ironically go up to her a squish her from such cuteness display. "What am I supposed to wear?" John asked worriedly. "First of all you need a name…we can't just call you John", Dave smirked. John blushed crossing her arms. "I know we can call her Joanne! It's a girl version of his name", Jade chirped. "No way in hell I'm going to school", Joanne said shocked.

"You have to explain what happened. I mean no one even saw if you were a girl or guy since you always had your hood on", Rose crossed her arms. "But my name was John what will they say?" Joanne said beginning to tear up. Dave was surprised at this and his further actions. He stood up and brought Joanne into his arms, "it'll be okay he whispered…trust me". Joanne blushed and nodded. Jade tried so hard not to get a squeal escape her lips while Rose just chuckled.

Dave was taken aback by his own actions. Maybe he had been affected. He seemed to have even more of an attraction to Joanne and he felt his heart throb when she was about to cry. It was a really strange feeling. Suddenly Joanne's began to ringing to find Karkat messaging him.

Good morning, douche bag…pardon my manors. I should be more respectful to girls! Ahahahaha…any ways I know you woke up for a pleasant surprise and so I managed to tell Kanaya to make you a female version of your god tier outfit and place it in your bag .I purposely made sure the other fucking suit was obliterated so there is no way you're getting out of this fucking mess. So whatever…later bitch

P.S I sabotaged the spell that was cast on you and Dave. Hell yeah!

Joanne gave a shaky breath before throwing the phone against the wall. "Wow there", Dave tried soothing and for some reason Joanne seemed to be eased. Joanne stomped to her bag went to the restroom. They were all left to wonder what was going on. A few minutes of shuffling sounds and gasps, and no's Joanne came out. Dave couldn't contain, this time, the tremendous blush that spread on his cheeks to a point he had to cover his mouth in embarrassment with his hand.

Joanne was wearing a blue dress with short sleeves, but her shoulders were exposed as the sleeves slipped to hang from the sides of her shoulders, and she had a pair of more feminine black hipster glasses on her face over her. The dress hugged her figure in a snuggly sort of way, but still looked tight on her. The dress was left purposely short just reaching midway down her thighs and had a ruffled hem. It was finished up with a pair of low-cut wedge heel booties in brown. Jade and Rose only grinned widely. "Joanne, you look super sexy. Don't you think Dave?" Jade grinned. They all looked to see Dave staring with his mouth still wide open.

Joanne blushed and pulled at the dress. Dave shook his head getting away the thoughts of hoe breath taking Joanne looked and began to laugh. "hey there", Dave chuckled winking. Joanne blushed and scoffed indignantly before flicking Dave off. "Douche I'm not homosexual", Joanne said simply. "Exactly", Dave grinned placing his arm around Joanne's waist and dipped her back slightly.

Something seemed to overtake Joanne's mind and she blushed lightly giving off a giggle. Dave grinned before inching closer to her face. Jade nudged at Rose who then turned. Her eyes widened just as Joanne wrapped her arms around Dave's neck and closed the space between them and connected their lips. Dave kissed her softly keeping a hold of her by the waist. When they both realized what they were doing they back away surprised.

"That wasn't supposed to happen!?" Joanne squeaked tomato red. Dave kept his cool even when on the inside he was panicking in a very high level. "I guess I got carried away since you were a girl", Dave suddenly said coolly not overacting. Joanne was a bit disappointed by the answer, but chuckled faking relief, "yeah, I guess this girl business made me have a sort of attraction to you". Rose's eye twitched. Were they seriously being this dense? She couldn't take this anymore and she snapped.

"Can't you both stop fucking pretending you don't like each other!?" Rose yelled angrily to a point she was yelling with her eyes closed. Joanne and Dave looked at Rose with surprise. Well Joanne did since you couldn't see it in Dave's eyes because of his shades. "W-What!?" Joanne squeaked. "You heard me…I'm tired of seeing you two like each other secretly. Joanne and Dave both looked at each other and laughed nervously in a very loud way.

"AHAHAHA…SILLY ROSE!" Joanne laughed walking with his bag to the door. "Are you coming, Dave", Joanne resided to chuckling. "Uhh, yeah sure", Dave shrugged, chuckling himself as he ran with his backpack to the door and they shuffled away quickly.

Rose just stared at the closed door before face palming. "ahaha…those two are impossible. Umm… we could casually mention how they could ya know get the 'favor and attraction' of the other…so in the end they realized they've been in love with each other since before", Jade giggled. "Whatever", Rose sighed shrugging. Those two idiots were dense as fuck.

Crystal: well there you go. So uh…this is my first ever HETASTUCK fic so please do tell me your opinion on this first chapter…if you don't think it's so good I'll probably take it off and try again with another idea :D