This was originally a scene in another story called Sonic Z (Chapter 7), and I decided to make this short story just based around those segments.

MCoME #1

Somewhere in the area of Adabat, in an unknown location…

Inside a room was a single large rectangular table with four seats on each side and one seat ahead of them. Many torches lit the room and there was a water container in the corner.

A dark red robot that was three times the size of Metal Sonic and looked like him too entered the room, the camera focusing on him from a low angle as he said, "Gentlemen!" He walked over and sat down in the chair at the end of the table and took out a clipboard. "Welcome to the very first annual Metallic Council of Maniacal Evil week meetings…of doom! I am known as Metared, for no reason. I have assembled a number of robotic characters here for one reason, to take down Sonic the Hedgehog and stick his spikes right up his ass! Now for the Robot role call! Metal Sonic!"

Metal Sonic who was sitting to the right of him, raised his hand and shrugged as he said, "Meh."

"Mecha Sonic from Sonic and Knuckles!" He called out.

"Right here." He replied as he sat in the chair to Metared's left.

"Tails Doll!"

Tails doll who sat right next to Metal Sonic, raised his hand and the red dot on his antenna flashed.

"Metal Knuckles!"

Metal Knuckles sat next to Tails Doll and held a fist up as he said, "Always a pleasure."

"Eggrobo!"

Eggrobo sat on the last seat in Metal Sonic's row by Metal Knuckles; he raised his gun and fired in midair.

"Egg Pawn #37 from Sonic Heroes!"

The Egg Pawn sat next to Mecha Sonic and made a few beeping noises.

"Egg Fighter, also known as ED-MF1999 from Sonic Unleashed."

"Hi there." He said as he waved.

"Now let's get down to business." Metared said, looking up from his clipboard.

"Hold on, what about the last seat?" Mecha Sonic asked.

"It was decided eight robots were enough, that space is reserved for another time. Now to business, who has an idea on how to beat Sonic?"

Metal Sonic spoke up. "We should just stab him, because I like knives. Knives are fun."

"We can't because 4Kids would censor it."

"Then let's stab them first."

"I like where this is going…" Metared said, stroking his chin.

"Stabbing 4Kids isn't easy." Mecha Sonic said.

"But it's possible." Metal Sonic replied.

"Enough!" Metared yelled. "4Kids has nothing to do with defeating Sonic!"

"Well they butcher enough things as it is, anyway." Metal Knuckles replied, resulting in Metal Sonic and Mecha Sonic both high fiving him.

ED-MF1999 raised his hand. "Couldn't the last spot be reserved for a Shadow Android or something?"

"Shadow Android's suck." Metared began. "Useless pieces of scrap metal, that's all they are."

"Now there's something we agree on." Metal Sonic nodded.

"I agree." Metal Knuckles said, raising his fist.

*Beep beep, beep* Egg Pawn said.

"Is there a translator in the house?" Metal Knuckles asked.

"He said we could create poisonous rings and place them in areas populated with them." ED-MF1999 replied.

"Will he die a slow painful death?" Metal Sonic asked.

*Beep beep, beep, beep beep beep, be-be-bee-beep, beep* Egg Pawn replied.

Everyone stared at ED-MF1999 who turned to Egg Pawn then faced the others. "He said yes."

Eggrobo shot his pistol into the air, followed by Metared asking Tails Doll what he thought of the plan.

His reply was, "The sad excuse of an anthropomorphic hedgehog shall have his vision blurred, shed out in hives, and experience numbing pain!"

"See people? He's got the right idea." Metared nodded.

"I have an idea, guys." Metal Knuckles said, raising his fist.

"Speak up, man." Mecha Sonic replied.

"Let's chuck a boulder at him."

Metal Sonic leaned forward. "Of course! It's so simple that it's the best idea yet!"

Mecha Sonic crossed his arms before saying, "If he's being sarcastic, I agree."

*Beep beep beep* Egg Pawn added.

"He says your plan is stupid." ED-MF1999 pointed out.

"At least I'm worth more than you." Metal Knuckles replied.

*Beep, beep beep beep beep*

ED-MF1999 sighed. "He says at least he wasn't filler."

"Oh, is that how it is, huh?" Metal Knuckles cracked his knuckles, and then sat back. "Screw it, I got nothing."

ED-MF1999 raised his hand. "Um, can I share my idea?"

"No." Metared replied without hesitation. "You sit there and be the translator."

"Aww man…" ED-MF1999 sighed.

"Innocent children shall be crucified in my honour for the purposes of becoming sausages." Tails Doll randomly said.

"Save some sausages for me, Dolly, I love sausages." Metal Knuckles replied.

"Refer to me as Dolly again and you'll suffer an eternity of cliché soap operas!"

"Okay, okay, calm down." Metal Knuckles said as he moved back a bit.

Metal Sonic raised a finger. "I'd just like to remind everyone that I hate you all."

"We know." Metared and Mecha Sonic responded in unison.

Eggrobo fired his pistol into the air as ED-MF1999 began talking. "So Metared, how did you come to be?"

"Well since you asked, I'll tell you. Eggman created me for the sole purpose of running this organization here, along with Metal and Mecha…but I'm the real boss."

"You were created only to run this dump? That's pretty damn lame." Metal Sonic replied.

"I agree." Metal Knuckles said, raising a fist.

Metared turned to Metal Sonic and said, "It's better than being created to beat someone and failing miserably several times, at least I'm doing my job."

"My job is a lot harder, and we're even discussing it now. I'm not inferior to Sonic."

"You're not very reliable either." Mecha Sonic said.

"Don't get me started, Mecha." Metal Sonic said as he pointed at him.

"I'm ready any time."

"Shut the hell up! Your robotic remains are reserved for my summoning ceremony." Tails Doll said.

*Beep beep beep beep*

"I shall be summoning the unspeakable Angel of Death!"

"I heard she was pretty hot, in a literal sense." Mecha Sonic responded.

"Hold everything!" Metared said with his hand raised. "Tails Doll can understand Egg Pawn #37?"

*Beep* Egg Pawn nodded.

"Well excuse me for not understanding your *Beep*ing language." Metared said before picking up his clipboard.

ED-MF1999 raised his hand, which Metared ignored until the robot began waving. "Oh fine, go on, we'll hear your idea."

"Well, I suggest we should place a load of super glue on a race course and have Metal Sonic lead him down the path then get out of the way before the glue. When Sonic gets stuck in the glue, we can run him over with a truck."

"Your idea is horrible, please stop talking."

"Aww man…" ED-MF1999 said as he hung his head in shame.

"Though I will give you credit for the truck part, I love that idea."

"Hooray!" The robot rejoiced.

Metared picked up the clipboard again. "Now, we have three main plans. The first is simply stabbing Sonic, the second is placing poisonous rings around which will slowly kill him, and the third is simply throwing a boulder on him. Now which shall it be? Raise you hand for Metal's idea."

Metal, Mecha and Eggrobo raised their hands.

"Hands up for the poisonous rings idea."

Egg Pawn #37, ED-MF1999 and Tails Doll raised their hands.

"Hands up for the boulder idea."

The only one who raised his hand was Metal Knuckles.

Metared looked up. "Since I have the deciding vote, I say we go with the knife idea."

Metal and Mecha replied with an unenthusiastic "Yay." While Eggrobo shot Egg Pawn #37 in the face and knocked him to the ground before laughing.

"That was a little harsh." ED-MF1999 responded.

"Who cares?" Metal Sonic replied. "That was the best part of this stupid meeting, and that's an insult."

Tails Doll pointed at Metared and said, "My devilish spawn from hell shall rip you apart and use your body parts as instruments!"

"They can try, Tails Doll, they can try. Our meeting is now adjured." Metared got up and left the room, followed by the others leaving seconds later.