A/N: This is a completely random story that I created with one of my O/C, so don't hate me for the randomness. It will be strange and that's all I can say about it…Other than that, enjoy.

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Sunday: Mission Sugar High!

Kurayami downed another Monster energy drink and threw the can at Sasuke's head before quickly moving to another spot so he wouldn't see who threw the can at him. She'd been doing this for an hour now and he hadn't been growing any wiser. Actually, she had begun with empty boxes of pocky and steadily progressed to the cans, but that didn't seem to matter to the always grumpy Sasuke.

"All right!" he shouted, staring at a bush a few feet away from the spot the brunette was actually hiding. "Whoever is throwing junk at me, knock it off! Or I will destroy you!"

As much fun as ever, Kurayami thought, sipping another Monster quietly as she watched him shake with suppressed rage. Evil Emo Boy…

She crushed the can and threw it at his back as she darted from her hiding spot. Her cats-eye green eyes widened when he caught the can before it connected with his head and he whipped around with a couple of kunai in hand.

Dammit! Stupid Sasuke!

"You!" Sasuke hissed, throwing the can aside.

"Me." Kurayami agreed, standing a few feet away from him, eyeing the kunai cautiously. "Now that we know who I am and since I know that you're an annoying Emo kid, can I go now? You see, I, unlike you, have a life."

A nerve in Sasuke's forehead throbbed. "You are on something again, aren't you?"

"Depends on whose asking," Kurayami replied, glancing around suspiciously. "If it's Tsunade and Kakashi, I'm not. If it's you or any other nobody…maybe I am…"

Sasuke smirked. "So you are on something."

"If I am, don't get any ideas. You aren't looking any hotter in these eyes Sasuke, I'm sorry."

Kurayami glanced over her shoulder when the bushes moved. A girl with orange hair burst from the bushes with a worried expression on her face just as Sasuke moved towards Kurayami.

"Sasuke, don't kill her!" she ordered. "She's under the influence of sugar!" She skid to a halt and cocked an eyebrow. "Um…Sasuke?"

Kurayami was sitting on Sasuke, holding the kunai knives on her fingers, smiling evilly. "Hi Neko!" she sang.

"Get off of me, you loser!" Sasuke shouted from underneath her.

"Um…Not until Neko and I discuss today's mission," Kurayami said, smacking him upside the head before looking back at Neko, who was sipping a Red Bull. "So, pipe down and close your ears Emo!"

Sasuke growled and struggled to get out from underneath her. Kurayami sighed and made three clones appear on top of him so that he would sit still.

"Now that that's taken care of…Neko, today's mission is to go to Lord Orochimaru's castle and turn it into Jell-O!" Kurayami declared.

"Jell-O?" Neko repeated around her Red Bull.

"Yep. Jell-O. And we can turn Kabuto's glasses into candy canes and all kinds of things if we have time," Kurayami continued, popping open another Monster.

"Of course, we'll need to get the Jell-O from Kakashi because he has it," one of her clones said while the real one downed the Monster. "He shouldn't be too worried about what we're going to do with it when we tell him why we need it."

"Of course not." Neko agreed.

"You two are a couple of morons," Sasuke commented in a muffled voice. "You won't be able to turn a castle into Jell-O, especially a Sanin's castle. Thinking you can is completely stupid."

Kurayami glared at him. "Are you implying that this mission will fail Sasuke Uchiha?"

"That's exactly what I'm implying and I refuse to allow my sister to go," Sasuke said. "Doing so would bring shame to the Uchiha family."

Neko smiled. "Aw…you care…"

Kurayami's clones gagged.

"Not that it's not cool that you're all family closeness now Sasuke, but you're a drag," Kurayami complained. "Neko is my partner in crime and you're trying to take that away from me."

"Yeah. And you can't stop me from going," Neko added. "Red Bull gives me wings, so I'll just fly after her when you're not looking." She stuck her tongue out at him before downing the rest of her Red Bull.

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Fine. I'll just go straight to the person who can ruin your entire plan."

Kurayami's clones ended up on the ground as he vanished in a puff of smoke. Kurayami snapped and jumped to her feet.

"Darn it!" she cursed, stomping her foot. "He's going to tattle on us!"

"He always was a big tattle tale," Neko commented with a frown. "It was very annoying when we were younger." She thought about it for a moment. "Still is."

They both looked at each other.

"Kakashi!"

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Kurayami tiptoed into Kakashi's apartment which she shared, trying very hard to contain all of the energy that was building up inside of her. Kakashi was busy reading his Icha Paradise book at the kitchen table and Kurayami crept slowly over to him.

"What did you do now?" he asked, causing her to freeze.

"What – what do you mean?" Kurayami demanded her eyes wide. "I didn't do anything yet!"

"Fine. Let me rephrase it." Kakashi said. "What are you planning on doing?"

"Well, can I have the Jell-O mix first?" Kurayami asked, walking over to stand in front of him.

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Pretty please?"

"No."

Kurayami pouted and performed the Sexy Jutsu (with variation). "Please Kakashi-sensei?"

No reaction. "No."

Kurayami found the problem. He was reading that damn book and not looking at her. She reached across the table and plucked the book out of his hands.

It took a moment for the silver haired ninja to realize that the book was missing before he looked up. When he looked up to demand that Kurayami give the book back, he saw her using the Sexy Jutsu and got a major nosebleed.

"Now, can I please have the Jell-O?" Kurayami asked, setting the book aside.

Kakashi pinched his nose and shook his head furiously. A nerve throbbed in Kurayami's forehead as her body shook.

"Why not?" Her eyes narrowed. "Did you talk to Evil Emo Kid?"

Neko came bursting into the apartment as Kakashi shook his head again. She sweat dropped at the sight of Kurayami and quickly looked away.

"Um…Sasuke didn't come here," she announced. "He was heading to Tsunade's place, but…I took care of him with pink spray paint."

Kurayami sighed and looked back at Kakashi. "Well? Why can't I have the Jell-O?"

"Because I've heard from several villagers that you have already gorged yourself on sugar," Kakashi commented. "Apparently, you were hurting people."

"Only Sasuke."

"That's someone."

Kurayami rolled her eyes and wrapped her arms around him in a tight hug, making his nose bleed afresh. "Neko, get the Jell-O!"

Neko saluted her and opened the cabinets, looking for the said Jell-O. She scooped all of the boxes she could find into a brown sack.

"Why do you need Jell-O mix?" Kakashi questioned.

Kurayami smiled as she released him when Neko was done collecting the Jell-O. "Because we're going to turn Lord Orochimaru's castle into Jell-O and turn other objects into different kinds of candy there!" she declared.

"What?!?" Kakashi bellowed.

"Toodles!" Kurayami exclaimed, hooking arms with Neko and running out of the apartment.

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"Lord Orochimaru! Lord Orochimaru!" Kabuto shouted, running into Orochimaru's lair. "We've got trouble!"

"Really?" Orochimaru asked, keeping his back to the medic ninja. "What is it?"

"That annoying Kurayami Houka is here with that Neko Uchiha," Kabuto announced.

"What?" Orochimaru spun around and fixed his cold gold stare on Kabuto. "What are they doing here?"

Kabuto smirked. "They're actually trying to coat your entire castle with Jell-O."

Orochimaru cocked an eyebrow and moved over to the window. Kurayami and Neko could be seen applying globs of Jell-O to the sides of the castle while clones chased Sound nin around with giant candy canes. For some reason, the Uchiha kept stopping her work and instead tried to jump away from the castle walls. She would instantly fall and have to catch herself and climb back up.

"No fair!" she screamed. "Red Bull lied! I did not get wings and I drank like twenty of them!"

"Maybe you were supposed to drink twenty-one," Kurayami suggested from below. "You know, twenty-one is a lucky number."

"Right."

Orochimaru shook his head and pushed open the window, causing both kunoichi to look up.

"Kurayami Houka, what do you think you're doing here?" Orochimaru demanded.

"Well, your castle is just so hideous on its own Orochimaru," Kurayami explained, applying another glob of Jell-O to the wall. "So, I decided that maybe I should do something to make it look more appealing to everyone else and what's more appealing that Jell-O?"

Kabuto shot poison needles down at her and Neko, which of course they dodged and they continued to apply more Jell-O to the wall of the castle.

"Kurayami, you and your plans are normally strange, but this takes this cake," Orochimaru commented, stepping out of the window and onto the wall.

"Oh, do you want some cake?" Kurayami asked, looking up at him. "Neko, help him out."

Neko reached behind her and pulled out a chocolate cake. She threw it up at him. "Chocolate to make you happy!" she declared.

Orochimaru dodged the cake while Kabuto got hit by it in the face. Kurayami ran up to him and took his glasses off his face.

"Here, let me clean these for you," she offered politely before switching the glasses for a pair made of candy canes and thin clear candy. "There you go."

While she was busy pulling the switch, Orochimaru noticed the trembling of her body and smirked.

"I see," he said. "You're experiencing one of your famous sugar highs."

Kurayami froze and stared at him. "No, I'm not."

"We shall see about that."

Kurayami jumped back as Orochimaru leapt at her, a sword coming out of his mouth, his arms still useless. She hissed and threw a bunch of peppermints at him before slipping a rod out of her sleeve.

The sword went back in Orochimaru's mouth when she caught him by the throat and she poured the contents of the rod in his mouth.

"Enjoy the extremely sour taste of about two hundred thirty-six extremely sour lemon Warheads!" Kurayami declared, patting him on the head almost lovingly before tripping Kabuto as he wandered past. "Neko let's go!"

Neko lowered her camera as Orochimaru gagged on the Warheads. "Why? We're having so much fun!"

"Too much trouble!" Kurayami corrected, grabbing her friend by the arm while simultaneously performing the Sexy Jutsu (with variation) as she ran down the side of the castle. "We have to get out of here before Orochimaru realizes he can spit out every single one of those Warheads and Kabuto realizes that I have his real glasses…Oops…I said that a bit loud, didn't I?"

Neko nodded and glanced behind them as Kurayami was instantly surrounded by smoke. Orochimaru and Kabuto were starting to advance on them from behind as were Sound nin from the front.

"Oh no!" Neko screamed, holding her face. "I'm too young to die! Damn Red Bull! Why couldn't you have done what you promised and given me wings! I don't want to have to wait until I die to get them! I need them now! Damn you! Damn you all to Hell!"

"Cool it girl," Kurayami whispered. "I've got this covered."

"What?" Neko demanded, looking at her and then wishing that she didn't.

A bunch of Kurayami clones stood there surrounded by smoke. Some were posing; others were simply blowing kisses at people (minus Neko and Kabuto).

"Okie dokie!" Kurayami exclaimed, sounding all happy. "We're all friends here and if you let us go home without a fuss, I'll give every single one of you a huge hug. Well, except for Kabuto because I don't like you. And Orochimaru might get a kiss on the cheek because he's your big boss and all that…So…What do you say? Are we friends?"

Kabuto pointed at her and Neko. "Kill them!"

"Wait!" Neko exclaimed. "I'll give you a hug in her place Kabuto!"

"Fine. Don't kill her. Kill Ami."

All of the clones of Kurayami looked confused. "What?" They glared at him. "How dare you tell them what to do when they're your boss' minions? You should be ashamed of yourself. Go to time out!"

Kabuto crossed his arms and looked away. Orochimaru smirked.

"Kurayami Houka, come here."

Kurayami instantly froze. Holy crap! I didn't expect him to go for it! He likes Ai, not me! It's because I'm naked, isn't it? Pervert!

"On second thought," Kurayami said, grabbing Neko by the hand. "I think we're just going to go without giving away any hugs."

Her clones exploded giving her time to run between the Sound nin, dragging Neko behind her. All the while she was thinking about how using the Sexy Jutsu had been a very bad idea and how she would never again use it in Sound Village.

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Sasuke was trying very hard not to kill his sister while she continued to throw Red Bull cans at the back of his head while they walked around Konoha in search of Kurayami, who had disappeared the instant they had made it back to Konoha alive. The poor, evil Emo kid was covered in pink dye except for his hair and for that he was slightly glad, but he felt that his sister was pushing it each time she threw a damn can at the back of his head and declared that she had earned two more points.

"Will you knock it off?" he demanded, spinning around and getting hit in between the eyes by a can, earning fifty points by Neko's declaration.

"Not until Red Bull gives me wings like it promises!" Neko declared, shaking another can and opening in front him, getting his shorts wet. "Oh! Sasuke! I thought we'd solved that nasty problem of yours when you were six? Do we need to go home and have you put on clean underwear?"

A nerve throbbed in Sasuke's forehead. She's my sister…she's my sister…I can't kill her…she's my sister…Dammit!

Neko smiled sweetly and downed what was left in that can and threw the can at a very uncomfortable place on Sasuke that earned her 100 more points while Sasuke fell to the ground in pain.

"Where's Ami?" Neko asked.

"How the hell am I supposed to know?" Sasuke demanded from his spot on the ground at her feet.

"Watch your mouth," Neko ordered, stomping on his head. "I know how to find her." She took a deep breath. "AMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"You bellowed?"

Kurayami jumped from tree to tree like a pinball for a moment before landing on Sasuke. Neko declared that Kurayami got the super high score of too many points to count and helped her get off of the Emo ninja.

"So, what was keeping ya?" Neko demanded.

"Kakashi tattled on me, the big meanie butthead," Kurayami announced, nudging a twitching Sasuke with her foot. "So, Grandma Tsunade was all grouchy when I came back."

Neko's eyes grew wide. "What'd she do?"

"She got all big and wrinkly and nasty and smelled funny and grounded me to Konoha for the week. Then she gave me a cookie and sent me off to Kakashi."

"She gave you a cookie?" Sasuke asked.

"Actually I stole the cookie from Shizune, but it's close enough."

"What'd Kakashi do?" Neko demanded.

"Well, he got all big and mean and didn't smell at all that bad and grounded me to the apartment for the rest of the week for being a stupid but beautiful kunoichi," Kurayami said.

"He actually called you 'beautiful'?" Sasuke questioned.

"Okay…so maybe he used some other words to describe me like foolish and crazy, but he was thinking I was pretty…" She kicked him in the side. "Like you do."

"No… I don't."

Kurayami shrugged. "That's your problem then. You're just a strange little Emo kid, Sasuke and not cool like your sister, who is going to help me tomorrow and the next day and the next day with my missions."

"What missions? I thought you were grounded." Neko muttered.

"Ah…I'm grounded to Konoha, so I won't leave Konoha. And I never listen to Kakashi anyway. He won't bother enforcing his punishments." Kurayami smiled brightly as she put her foot on Sasuke's head and pumped her fist in the air. "This is going to be one week that Konoha won't soon forget!"

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A/N: Okay, so I'm borrowing a character from my friend who happens to be 'Weird Person With Weird Issues' and that happens to be Neko Uchiha. Don't hate the character just because she's in this book, she's actually a pretty cool character.

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