Disclaimer: I don't own Monsters Inc. or SpongeBob. They belong to Disney's Pixar and Stephen Hillenburg and anyone else who create these shows, they are not me.
The New Boss
Mike Wazowski found a new job, a job that entailed everything he enjoyed to do. Talking and being a people person. He was the new salesman for the new and improved Monsters Inc Times and he had to go door to door to advertise so people could buy what he thought was an excellent paper. Mike was preparing to go to his last stop, which happened to be the home of his best friend, James P. Sulley. Mike knocked on the door of his friend thinking to himself that this should be the easiest sale ever. Sulley opens the door to greet his long time buddy.
"Hey there Mike how's the new job going?" Sulley smiled down at Mike and let him into his humble abode.
"It's going hunky dory Sulley, especially if you order the Inc Times. You're my last stop and it would be an even fifty orders if you sign up for me," Mike held out the order form knowing that his friend was a sure sale.
"Sure anything for my little buddy, and besides I've heard good things about the Inc Times and can't wait to read it," Sulley took the order form and signed up not caring about the cost of it.
Mike then explained that his first paper would be delivered in a couple of days and then every day from then until he decided to cancel. Mike was ecstatic that his first day had gone so well, but he was very tired from walking around all day. He and Sulley sat for a few minutes discussing their jobs and playing their favorite game, charades. Mike always liked to play charades even though he never got any of the hints correct to Sulley frustration.
Sulley bid Mike farewell as he went home for the day, Sulley then headed off to work. Sulley made it to work only to find that his boss Henry J. Waternoose had been fired and a new guy who literally sucked up the competition in his bosses' position. Sulley was dumbfounded that the brilliant CEO had been replaced by this sponge, and his name was none other than, wait for it, Spongebob Squarepants.
To be continued, tell me what you think of the silliness.