1 As we all know, the usual disclaimers…blah blah blah big deal! Though I
admire Jhonen to the point of OBSESSION!!!!! So I own nothing. Just like
before the big bang, NOTHING!!! Well, this will be my second IZ fan fic.
I must give credit to Rylyn for manifesting this to me. I never thought
of this couple until I read her fic, every night. Its mainly fluff. I
love fluff.
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3 An unlikely Alliance
"Gir!!! What are you doing? I thought I told you to make sure that the Dib monkey doesn't leave his house tonight! I am working on a very important project, and he always shows up when I am doing so. I need to be left alone to concentrate. In other words, make sure he doesn't leave his house!!!!"
"Aw, but master, The Scary Monkey Show is on! I wanna watch it!"
"That…. HORRIBLE…. monkey…. Go now Gir!" Zim yelled.
Gir got that sad look on his face and put on his doggy outfit as he dejectedly made his way out the door. He knew where Dib lived, thanks to the locating chip that Zim improved for him, but he never really got a good idea of what he looked like. Gir always liked looking at Dib's hair, so he would know Dib if he came out.
"Im gonna find out what he looks like tonight!" Gir said to himself excitedly.
After many distraction and the attacking of the last ice cream truck making its way back to where ever they go after they are done making their rounds, Gir came to Dibs house.
Naturally, Gir went up to the door and rang the bell. He hummed as he waited for it to be answered. He saw it on a TV show once. After what seemed like an eternity to Gir, which was only about a minute, Professor Membrane opened the door and looked around. Gir looked up and said without thinking better of it, "OOOOO!!! Your so tall!!!!"
Professor Membrane looked down and said, "Ah, hello little doggy, what do you need?"
"I want to play with Dib. Is he home?"
"Why, yes. He is up in his room, you sit here in the living room while I go get him."
Professor Membrane walked up the stairs to Dib's room. As he came up on it, he could hear Dib furiously typing away at his laptop. He got to the door and opened it, since it was creaked open a bit anyway. Dib was typing away at encoding some secret files that had to do with The Swollen Eyeball and Zim.
"What are you doing there, son?" Membrane asked as Dib whirled around in his chair and slammed down the cover. He smiled as innocently as he could and with his quick thinking, said, "I was…writing in my diary. I have a diary on my computer. And I was just getting ready to save and stuff."
Professor Membrane just stood there staring at him for a moment, then said, "Okay son, but, you have a visitor, and its best not to keep visitors waiting. So hurry up and go be a host to your guest!"
"Okay dad! Just let me finish this, it will only take a second." Dib said as Membrane walked from the room. He typed in the last he needed to and turned off the power. He whirled around his chair slowly to get up to find Gir standing on his bed, staring at him, not saying a word, not blinking, not moving. (I think that's a miracle for Gir!!!) After about a full five minute of silence, Dib looked at Gir closely.
"Hey…aren't you Zim's dog or robot thing or something…is he here?!" Dib jumped up from his chair in alarm.
"No, My master isn't here right now. He said that he had to do stuff! I know what stuff is! I do stuff I all the time! I watch The Scary Monkey show and that's stuff!" Gir said to him excitedly. Dib just looked down at the little green dog or robot or whatever he was, right then, Dib was too confused about the situation to determine what it was.
"Well, what are you doing here then?" Dib asked as he scratched his head.
Gir thought for a moment, then shrugged. "I dunno." Then he just kept on staring at Dib.
Dib was getting a little creeped out by the way Gir was just staring at him like that.
"Why are you staring at me like that?" Dib asked nervously. From the many times he had snuck into Zim's base, the little dog or robot thing, whatever it was, was always running around and talking or doing stuff, never sitting still. So it was kind of unnerving to see Gir sitting there. Doing nothing. Saying nothing. Just staring.
"Cause I like you! You smell like a fluffy kitty! Hello kitty!!" Gir said merrily as he jumped and latched onto Dib's arm. Dib panicked and started shaking his arm, yelling, "Get it off! Get it off!" He finally shook Gir off of his arm and Gir hit the floor, landing on his booty. Gir looked up at Dib with tears welling up in his eyes.
"Do you…not like me?" Gir asked with a heartfelt sob.
Dib looked down at the little robot and felt a wave of pity. He was just like a small child. He wondered how someone like Zim could put up with him. He felt bad for the little S.I.R. Even if he was rather simple, he was cute, but he had never seen him out of his disguise.
"Hey, don't cry, I didn't say I didn't like you. Of course I like you. Its okay." Dib said, relieved that Gir was happy once again. He had never seen such honesty come from anything. Gir jumped up off the floor and jumped up and down with joy, yelling, "Yay!!!" Dib's curiosity was getting the best of him, like it always did, and he wanted to see what Gir really looked like.
"Is that what you really look like? Or is that a disguise?" Dib asked. Gir shook his head and replied, "This is what my master makes me wear. He says that…hyu..mans…will get angry and take my master away if people see me with out it on. Will you do that? Take my master away? I like my master, he is funny. I also like food. And the Scary Monkey show. I like cupcakes, tuna, being floaty, pig, and you fluffy kitty. You are a pretty kitty." Gir said, getting slightly off topic, something that he did often. Cause if you are Gir, everything is kewl and related. Dib had slightly blushed at this. He wasn't exactly used to the fact that he was a "pretty kitty", or pretty at all in any aspect. He was one of the kids who were considered an "untouchable".
"I can run! Wanna see me run?" Gir asked Dib, jumping up and down. Dib didn't get a chance to answer when Gir started to run all around his room, yelling, "Im running! Im running!!! Whoohoo!!!" He then shed his little doggy disguise and said, "Im naked!" (sound familiar?) Dib laughed at the little robots' innocence. Gir suddenly stopped and looked up at Dib.
"Do you like tacos? I like tacos, do you want a taco?" Gir asked him. Gir's head opened, and little taco floated out of it into Gir's hands. He looked down at the taco and then up at Dib, smiled and held the taco up over his head much like a small child would when showing a drawing to a parent. Dib blinked nervously, not knowing how the taco survived inside the little robots' head, and took the taco.
"Uh…thanks." Dib said unsure of what to do next. Gir looked out the window and showed something that no one has seen from him ever. How he really felt. His eyes got all sad looking, then a tear dripped down his metal face. Dib looked from him to the taco and back.
"Um…Don't cry, do you want your taco back? Im sorry." Dib said, feeling again unnerved by Gir's actions. Gir turned to Dib and shook his head no.
"Everyone else is mean to me, you are the only one that ever said thanks for anything. Every time I try to give a taco to my master, he yells at me about the mission."
"Oh, well, then, uh…Im sorry about that." Dib said, feeling sorry for him. Gir just ran up to him and hugged his legs and cried. Without even thinking, he picked the little robot up and held him like a little kid. (He would make a great daddy!) Dib sat down on his bed still holding Gir and said stuff like it would be okay and no one hates him and things like that. Soon, Gir stopped crying and just sniffled while Dib held him. After a while, the sniffling stopped and Dib looked down to see Gir had fallen asleep. Dib couldn't help but to smile. Gir looked so cute when he was sleeping. Dib looked up at the taco that he had set down on his desk. He had never talked to anyone quite as unique as Gir. Someone who gives tacos as a sign of friendship or affection or whatever Gir meant it to be. He set Gir down on his bed, careful not to wake him up, covered him with a small blanket, and walked over and picked the taco up. He examined it and found that despite its origin, it was quite clean and in good taco-y condition. He sat down in his chair and thought. Dib didn't really like thinking very much, cause it was always depressing. After a while, a hiccup from the bed stirred him out of his trance and he looked over to see Gir sitting up and rubbing his eyes. Dib smiled and went over and sat beside Gir. Gir looked up at him and smiled that happy go lucky smile that always seems to plaster his face. He jumped up and wrapped his metal arms around Dibs neck and pressed his lips on Dib's. Dib's eyes widened, but he couldn't bring himself to pull away. Gir broke away, saying, "I gotta go! Master will go looking for me if Im not home soon!" He turned his rocket boosters on and started floating. He looked down at his feet, saying, "Im floaty!" Then flew out Dib's window. Dib looked out the window and watched Gir fly away. He put his hands to his lips and looked down at his fingertips.
"I didn't know that robots could kiss…like that…"
Okay, this is really cheesy and corny. Im not expecting many good reviews for this, but please review anywho.
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3 An unlikely Alliance
"Gir!!! What are you doing? I thought I told you to make sure that the Dib monkey doesn't leave his house tonight! I am working on a very important project, and he always shows up when I am doing so. I need to be left alone to concentrate. In other words, make sure he doesn't leave his house!!!!"
"Aw, but master, The Scary Monkey Show is on! I wanna watch it!"
"That…. HORRIBLE…. monkey…. Go now Gir!" Zim yelled.
Gir got that sad look on his face and put on his doggy outfit as he dejectedly made his way out the door. He knew where Dib lived, thanks to the locating chip that Zim improved for him, but he never really got a good idea of what he looked like. Gir always liked looking at Dib's hair, so he would know Dib if he came out.
"Im gonna find out what he looks like tonight!" Gir said to himself excitedly.
After many distraction and the attacking of the last ice cream truck making its way back to where ever they go after they are done making their rounds, Gir came to Dibs house.
Naturally, Gir went up to the door and rang the bell. He hummed as he waited for it to be answered. He saw it on a TV show once. After what seemed like an eternity to Gir, which was only about a minute, Professor Membrane opened the door and looked around. Gir looked up and said without thinking better of it, "OOOOO!!! Your so tall!!!!"
Professor Membrane looked down and said, "Ah, hello little doggy, what do you need?"
"I want to play with Dib. Is he home?"
"Why, yes. He is up in his room, you sit here in the living room while I go get him."
Professor Membrane walked up the stairs to Dib's room. As he came up on it, he could hear Dib furiously typing away at his laptop. He got to the door and opened it, since it was creaked open a bit anyway. Dib was typing away at encoding some secret files that had to do with The Swollen Eyeball and Zim.
"What are you doing there, son?" Membrane asked as Dib whirled around in his chair and slammed down the cover. He smiled as innocently as he could and with his quick thinking, said, "I was…writing in my diary. I have a diary on my computer. And I was just getting ready to save and stuff."
Professor Membrane just stood there staring at him for a moment, then said, "Okay son, but, you have a visitor, and its best not to keep visitors waiting. So hurry up and go be a host to your guest!"
"Okay dad! Just let me finish this, it will only take a second." Dib said as Membrane walked from the room. He typed in the last he needed to and turned off the power. He whirled around his chair slowly to get up to find Gir standing on his bed, staring at him, not saying a word, not blinking, not moving. (I think that's a miracle for Gir!!!) After about a full five minute of silence, Dib looked at Gir closely.
"Hey…aren't you Zim's dog or robot thing or something…is he here?!" Dib jumped up from his chair in alarm.
"No, My master isn't here right now. He said that he had to do stuff! I know what stuff is! I do stuff I all the time! I watch The Scary Monkey show and that's stuff!" Gir said to him excitedly. Dib just looked down at the little green dog or robot or whatever he was, right then, Dib was too confused about the situation to determine what it was.
"Well, what are you doing here then?" Dib asked as he scratched his head.
Gir thought for a moment, then shrugged. "I dunno." Then he just kept on staring at Dib.
Dib was getting a little creeped out by the way Gir was just staring at him like that.
"Why are you staring at me like that?" Dib asked nervously. From the many times he had snuck into Zim's base, the little dog or robot thing, whatever it was, was always running around and talking or doing stuff, never sitting still. So it was kind of unnerving to see Gir sitting there. Doing nothing. Saying nothing. Just staring.
"Cause I like you! You smell like a fluffy kitty! Hello kitty!!" Gir said merrily as he jumped and latched onto Dib's arm. Dib panicked and started shaking his arm, yelling, "Get it off! Get it off!" He finally shook Gir off of his arm and Gir hit the floor, landing on his booty. Gir looked up at Dib with tears welling up in his eyes.
"Do you…not like me?" Gir asked with a heartfelt sob.
Dib looked down at the little robot and felt a wave of pity. He was just like a small child. He wondered how someone like Zim could put up with him. He felt bad for the little S.I.R. Even if he was rather simple, he was cute, but he had never seen him out of his disguise.
"Hey, don't cry, I didn't say I didn't like you. Of course I like you. Its okay." Dib said, relieved that Gir was happy once again. He had never seen such honesty come from anything. Gir jumped up off the floor and jumped up and down with joy, yelling, "Yay!!!" Dib's curiosity was getting the best of him, like it always did, and he wanted to see what Gir really looked like.
"Is that what you really look like? Or is that a disguise?" Dib asked. Gir shook his head and replied, "This is what my master makes me wear. He says that…hyu..mans…will get angry and take my master away if people see me with out it on. Will you do that? Take my master away? I like my master, he is funny. I also like food. And the Scary Monkey show. I like cupcakes, tuna, being floaty, pig, and you fluffy kitty. You are a pretty kitty." Gir said, getting slightly off topic, something that he did often. Cause if you are Gir, everything is kewl and related. Dib had slightly blushed at this. He wasn't exactly used to the fact that he was a "pretty kitty", or pretty at all in any aspect. He was one of the kids who were considered an "untouchable".
"I can run! Wanna see me run?" Gir asked Dib, jumping up and down. Dib didn't get a chance to answer when Gir started to run all around his room, yelling, "Im running! Im running!!! Whoohoo!!!" He then shed his little doggy disguise and said, "Im naked!" (sound familiar?) Dib laughed at the little robots' innocence. Gir suddenly stopped and looked up at Dib.
"Do you like tacos? I like tacos, do you want a taco?" Gir asked him. Gir's head opened, and little taco floated out of it into Gir's hands. He looked down at the taco and then up at Dib, smiled and held the taco up over his head much like a small child would when showing a drawing to a parent. Dib blinked nervously, not knowing how the taco survived inside the little robots' head, and took the taco.
"Uh…thanks." Dib said unsure of what to do next. Gir looked out the window and showed something that no one has seen from him ever. How he really felt. His eyes got all sad looking, then a tear dripped down his metal face. Dib looked from him to the taco and back.
"Um…Don't cry, do you want your taco back? Im sorry." Dib said, feeling again unnerved by Gir's actions. Gir turned to Dib and shook his head no.
"Everyone else is mean to me, you are the only one that ever said thanks for anything. Every time I try to give a taco to my master, he yells at me about the mission."
"Oh, well, then, uh…Im sorry about that." Dib said, feeling sorry for him. Gir just ran up to him and hugged his legs and cried. Without even thinking, he picked the little robot up and held him like a little kid. (He would make a great daddy!) Dib sat down on his bed still holding Gir and said stuff like it would be okay and no one hates him and things like that. Soon, Gir stopped crying and just sniffled while Dib held him. After a while, the sniffling stopped and Dib looked down to see Gir had fallen asleep. Dib couldn't help but to smile. Gir looked so cute when he was sleeping. Dib looked up at the taco that he had set down on his desk. He had never talked to anyone quite as unique as Gir. Someone who gives tacos as a sign of friendship or affection or whatever Gir meant it to be. He set Gir down on his bed, careful not to wake him up, covered him with a small blanket, and walked over and picked the taco up. He examined it and found that despite its origin, it was quite clean and in good taco-y condition. He sat down in his chair and thought. Dib didn't really like thinking very much, cause it was always depressing. After a while, a hiccup from the bed stirred him out of his trance and he looked over to see Gir sitting up and rubbing his eyes. Dib smiled and went over and sat beside Gir. Gir looked up at him and smiled that happy go lucky smile that always seems to plaster his face. He jumped up and wrapped his metal arms around Dibs neck and pressed his lips on Dib's. Dib's eyes widened, but he couldn't bring himself to pull away. Gir broke away, saying, "I gotta go! Master will go looking for me if Im not home soon!" He turned his rocket boosters on and started floating. He looked down at his feet, saying, "Im floaty!" Then flew out Dib's window. Dib looked out the window and watched Gir fly away. He put his hands to his lips and looked down at his fingertips.
"I didn't know that robots could kiss…like that…"
Okay, this is really cheesy and corny. Im not expecting many good reviews for this, but please review anywho.